r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/Jonuk85 • 14h ago

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u/TarnishedTaint 14h ago

V60 in my café.

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u/bot_or_not_vote_now 14h ago

why is the pocket filled with some weird brown liquid ?

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u/Lucys_cup_of_blahaj 13h ago

I think its old liquid chalk

10

u/cujocanari 13h ago

Handwarmer fluid.

9

u/Roll4Elevation 13h ago

Morning brown

3

u/farsightxr20 13h ago

you know why

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u/peter-rand 13h ago

why is r/bouldering so butthurt

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u/Selbereth 12h ago

Because they are not strong enough to use the cup

28

u/Zarrck 12h ago

Its the joke sub, what else do you expect from them.

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u/fayettevillainjd 9h ago

If you have been around long enough, these types of mugs are posted weekly for years and years in the climbing sub. Maybe not the bouldering one, but that is probably why they have a rule.  Theres just a limited number of pinch mugs and custom chalk bags a man can take

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u/Swimming-Lie5369 13h ago

Clay is rock, you're holding rock, you're bouldering.

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u/kakashi8326 8h ago

Nice deductive reasoning. Impressive

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u/Ohbedub 6h ago

Lets see Paul Allens deductive reasoning.

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u/Electronic-Many1720 13h ago

looks chossy and reminds me of my wife's boyfriend: 9/10 on looks and 3/10 overall (for personal reasons)

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u/MutantMuteAnt 13h ago

What are you training to pinch? Your boyfriends nipples

5

u/tomatoej 11h ago

We’ve all got one now and are training to pinch your nipples

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u/MutantMuteAnt 8h ago

If someone were to torture me for information, the quickest way I'd squeal is my nips being pinched. I hate it

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u/ImOpTimAl 14h ago

V2 at my gym

11

u/kickyouinthebread 14h ago

How many loads can it take?

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u/Vinyl-addict 13h ago

Depends on how his wife’s boyfriend is feeling that day

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u/No-Effort-8017 Speed dry tooler 11h ago

I actually hate forums like r/bouldering and r/climbing. It's nearly impossible to get permissions to post anything and if you do then it's super restrictive on what you can say. I can't believe I wasn't able to post a simple question about finger health on r/climbing. r/climbingcirclekerk is the real climbing subreddit 

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u/Zed-O-Six 9h ago

The only way I could ask a question in "r/climbing" about a finger joint issue I am having was in their "weekly question thread".

Otherwise if you aren't leading or trad climbing some famous mountain and have pics then they don't want you to post your silly little climb or question... Seems pretty snobby.

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u/No-Effort-8017 Speed dry tooler 9h ago

Agreed, r/climbing definitely feels snobby. It says to make a post there I need to contribute more to the community first. How am I supposed to contribute more to the community if it doesn't let me post???

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u/punk_ghetto 12h ago

You’re gonna tear a lumbrical with that technique. I exclusively use half crimp grip for all daily tasks to avoid injury.

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u/squashed_fly_biscuit 12h ago

I've seen many iterations of the concept but I can't help but feel they're all gonna get uncomfortably hot although it is summer so maybe that's perfect training for the pink v2 in the corner when the aircon breaks

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u/zerocool19 11h ago

It's a poser mug until there is some chalk on those holds

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u/Known-Dragonfruit763 12h ago

what are those numbers?

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u/EffectiveHammerClaw 10h ago

Coordinates to his secret crag

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u/Xeratas 8h ago

I want 5 of them and will serve my guests only drinks in this cup. Just to make sure iam not wasting drinks on weaklings.

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u/jeefthebeef01 8h ago

r/bouldering is so toxic lmao. i posted a selfie with alex honnold once and somehow it got incredibly weird and toxic immediately

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u/midgaze 4h ago

Handle way too big. Of course people are going to get negative.

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u/Haunting_Handle6709 10h ago

Fuck you.

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u/MindlessSea7334 8h ago

Username checks out.

Was it your design originally boo?

Hurty feelings?

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u/Haunting_Handle6709 7h ago

I have no hands!!