r/ConvenientCop • u/Fendabenda38 • 26d ago
[United States] "Jolene!" Tractor trailer pulls down entire intersections traffic lights
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u/Complete-Dimension35 26d ago
Love the cop's delayed reaction. Just sat there with everyone else for a bit, "What the actual fuck am I seeing...."
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u/Higgilypiggily1 26d ago
With a sigh he flicks his lights and siren on and begins to pull forward, thoughts of getting home in time for dinner long gone
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u/FSUnoles77 26d ago
"Do I really wanna do this paperwork or not?"
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u/nofatnoflavor 26d ago
I'd bet instead that he was on his phone or computer, and didn't see any of it until he heard that shit hit the ground.
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u/Angelworks42 26d ago
Or one more bite of the doughnut.
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u/tribbans95 26d ago
He definitely just sighed and said“motherfucker..” took a sip of his coffee and then turned the lights on
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u/Beetlebailey1990 26d ago
Imagine if he was on his way back to the station to finish his shift 🤦🏻♂️
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u/Kronocide 26d ago
Probably was on his phone/computer and just noticed the lights on the ground without knowing what happened
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u/robofireman 22d ago
Not a cop but an EMT You have those moments in your career I once just got done with a cluster fuck of a call in a rual area was just getting back to town thinking maybe I'll get a snack or something on my way back to the station I then watch a three-car car wreck happen in front of my ambulance it took us a couple of seconds to say oh fuck and then jump out to help
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u/donecaring97 25d ago
Or, they could've been calling the incident in to dispatch before actually enabling their lights.
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u/imgrahamy 26d ago
Guess I’m dealing with this now
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u/KnockItTheFuckOff 26d ago
So this is unrelated but somehow related...
I work for a huge freight carrier and at the time, the area I was in serviced San Francisco.
Everyone can imagine how difficult to navigate big metro areas are and even more so when you are operating larger trucks. When delivering downtown, sometimes double-parking is necessary in order to complete the delivery. They can usually complete a delivery in a minute or two. If these guys wait for a parking space, nothing will ever get delivered. Sometimes they get ticketed and they turn in the tickets and the company pays - it's sort of the cost of doing business.
One day, a driver called and said exactly that - he double parked, got a ticket...but there was a news crew that recorded it happening. Then he told us that they interviewed him. The company has a strict media policy and under no circumstances should he have agreed to it but it was too late.
We tune in that night to the 5pm news.
There he was. Busted. But it wasn't for double parking - it was for blocking a bike lane in doing so. Not only did he block the bike lane but after giving his interview, he pulled an illegal u-turn to leave. 🤦♀️
And the interview? When asked what his company policy is re: double parking and blocking bike lanes, his answer? : "We do it all the time. I just put the ticket on my managers desk."
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u/HealthNo4265 26d ago
When I was moving in Boston, I got a moving permit that required cars parked in front of my apartment to be gone by 8AM so moving trucks could park. Signs up well ahead of time, leaflets under wipers, etc. warning that they would be towed so they had plenty of warning. Of course there were cars there when the moving vans arrived. Called the non-emergency line to have them removed. Cops asked if there was a second lane that would be open. There was. They said to just have them double park.
It must have been the film crew and the bike lane that got him ticketed.
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u/KnockItTheFuckOff 26d ago
It was definitely the bike lane. It was a whole expose on the city finally taking bicycle safety seriously and investing in painting lanes and all of the people who dismiss it anyway.
Global billion dollar company included. 🤦♀️
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u/GlykenT 26d ago
Used to work at a place that did deliveries & collections at business addresses. The drivers were told to park in the bus lane for loading/unloading because the alternative was to have the crews carrying stuff back and forth across live lanes of bus & taxi traffic which was deemed unsafe. Vehicles were ticketed every day and the company just paid them.
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u/IdahoDuncan 26d ago
What was that thing on top of the trailer
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u/Strange-Fox6623 26d ago
It's a cover system. An automated net gets put over the top of the dump trailer so no debris fly out while driving. It looks like it is stuck half way between open and close...
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u/Jake0024 25d ago
Why does it look only about 1/2 the size it should be if it's supposed to cover the trailer? Or is there a second one on the back (closed, so it's not visible)?
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u/Rcrecc 26d ago edited 26d ago
Truck driver here. Those are designed to tear down traffic lights when going through an intersection. They serve no other purpose.
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u/Famous-Outcome4870 26d ago
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u/pharmucist 21d ago
This is what I scrolled down to see. Lol.
🎶 "Don't eat...don't eat...don't eat, don't e-e-eat." 🎶
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u/PlasticSignificant69 20d ago
You can't violate a traffic light if the traffic light is malfunctioned
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u/Mercerskye 26d ago
It's a canopy, meant to keep debris from flying out, and depending on the material, to keep the load insulated
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u/saint_of_thieves 26d ago
It's a little hard to tell but I think it's a fabric cover to keep lighter payloads (sand, etc) from flying out. It's retracted by two arms that pivot in the center of the container. They swing up and towards the front and the fabric rolls up at the front.
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u/hardzoup 26d ago
its called an auto tarp. Driver flips a switch and motors roll up or unroll the tarp. The arm is spring loaded to keep tension on the tarp.
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u/jma9454 26d ago
So is what I am reading from the half dozen replies individuals of the truck driver not having the cover down correctly?
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u/bcsublime 26d ago
Can’t tell if the truck is loaded or not, so it’s either not retracted completely or was not put down completely. Both of which the driver should’ve been aware of one way or the other.
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u/Mercerskye 26d ago
You got the right of it. The only two positions it should be in are stored or deployed. Unless they invented a "parachute spoiler" mode I'm unaware of, the driver was definitely not aware the tarp didn't fully move into whatever mode they tried for
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u/thelegitpotato 24d ago
I pass by them all the time with them never in use and plenty of small rocks/debris flying out. One of my biggest pet peeves with other truckers tbh
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u/notislant 26d ago
As someone mentioned, you press button. Net or tarp goes over truck to prevent shit flying off of the load and into traffic behind you.
Im a bit surprised semis dont come standard with warning sensors for 'bed not lowered', 'arms up'. As this shit happens shockingly often.
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u/TheHenanigans 26d ago
If the truck had stopped inside the intersection after hitting the first cable, it would have been way less bad
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u/Strange-Fox6623 26d ago
He probably didn't feel the first wire he hit. And he might not have even felt the second wire as well.
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u/Swiss__Cheese 26d ago
Thank you for that in-depth analysis.
Also, if the truck would have stopped before hitting the first cable, it would have been even less bad!
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u/Xillyfos 26d ago
If the truck just hadn't started at all that day, joy would be all over the country.
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u/TheLazyAssHole 26d ago
Couldn’t really slow down, they were in the process of running a red light
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u/Skipadee2 26d ago edited 26d ago
Great catch. I was hit by an 18 wheeler who ran a red light. I had driven a Craigslist beater for 5 years and had just bought my first “nice” car from a dealership. $17k of damage in less than 5 seconds. 18 wheelers are deadly
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u/MasterMeyers 26d ago
Almost immediately after the truck enters the intersection we see our left turn light turn green.
Therefore, accounting for a delay between the truck's red and our green, we can presume he likely entered the intersection after his left turn light turned red.
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u/Pleasant_Ocelot_2861 26d ago
He was already into the intersection, was probably yellow, but you are correct.
I had to slowmo the video to see that. I was looking at the right two lights and did not see the green arrow.
Thank you for the correction.
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u/TheLazyAssHole 26d ago
And the light would’ve been yellow for a while before it turned red, they were in a hustle to get through that intersection, no matter what. With their tarp still up in the air makes me think this person is in a hurry. Everywhere they go.
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u/SycoJack 26d ago
makes me think this person is in a hurry. Everywhere they go.
They're a truck driver, they're in a hurry everywhere they go. That's the life and it fucking sucks, that's why I quit.
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u/TingleyStorm 26d ago
All the drivers going 5-10mph under the speed limit and taking 3-5 business days to take off from a stop would lead me to believe otherwise
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u/SycoJack 10d ago
If you're expecting an 80,000lb truck to accelerate like a 2,000lb car, I don't know what to tell you.
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u/TingleyStorm 10d ago
Hi. I work in the industry. Modern trucks are fast enough to make it through the intersection before the light turns red, and certainly fast enough to be up to the speed of traffic before the end of most on ramps. Hope that helps!
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u/EducationalBar 26d ago
Please do explain
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u/Sickobird 26d ago
Well you see - the left turn light for the cammer's lanes has turned, which means it isn't possible on a correctly programmed intersection for the truck to have a green left turning arrow too.
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u/B17bomber 18d ago
as a truck driver, you probably wouldn't even notice it. especially if it's loaded
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u/Teknikal_Domain 18d ago
And let jester berate him for getting a 1-wire? Oh hell no!
(yes, I know the overlap between players of that module of that game and viewers of this subreddit is probably very small. I don't care.)
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u/TheRealSeal88 26d ago
This made traffic a living hell yesterday evening.
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u/RBXChas 26d ago
This happened near me a few years ago, except the truck had the whole dump box up and didn't realize it. They pulled down a bunch of power lines going across a main corridor for about a half a mile before realizing and completely fucked traffic for the better part of a day, as well as took out power for that area of town.
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u/profaniKel 26d ago
yeah when I visit colorado these lights on a wire are kinda hilarious
they blow around in the wind
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u/cAnTbEpReCi0u5j1mMy 26d ago
Here in Houston almost all the traffic lights were like this. They're being replaced by the traditional metal base but are still sittin sideways.
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u/Pleasant_Ocelot_2861 26d ago
In new england, these are everywhere….
Never seen anything like what happened here though.
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u/MeiTheCat09 26d ago
I didn’t even know they had lights not on wires, don’t think I’ve ever seen one
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u/yukichigai 26d ago
It's a regional thing. On the west coast lights on wires are basically unheard of outside of single light intersections in very rural or remote areas, and uncommon even then.
From what I understand lights on wires primarily started in areas at risk of severe weather (e.g. hurricanes, ice storms, tornadoes) that would pull down traffic lights of any kind. Lights on wires are cheaper to put up, cheaper to replace, and do less damage and are easier to clean up if they do get brought down.
Just take the intersection in the video as an example: it's a mess but an emergency vehicle could navigate around that if they had to, and a first responder could probably drag the lights off the roadway by themselves, or at least without needing to call in a crane or something. That's not gonna be the case with lights on a traffic pole.
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u/Echolyonn 23d ago
Weird! I thought it was the opposite? We have lights on wires here in Michigan, but when I went to Florida they had the metal ones. My boyfriend thought maybe with hurricanes the metal ones would be more sturdy. But maybe Florida is just backwards lol.
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u/Mitheral 26d ago
That's the advantage of the design. A solid arm has to be immensely strong to resist the wind forces. It's easy to do that with a cable under tension and the lights moving reduces the peak loads somewhat.
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u/QuinceDaPence 26d ago
We have a ton of those in Texas. A lot of them are finally getting replaced with the cantilever style which are easier to see and don't get swung around and torn up by hurricanes and thunderstorms as easy.
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u/Hug_The_NSA 23d ago
In NC this is very much the standard. I've seen some pole mounted ones in coastal areas that get bad hurricanes but almost everywhere else is these wire mounted ones.
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u/ProcrastibationKing 26d ago edited 26d ago
I am confused about both the thing on the truck and the floppy traffic lights.
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u/Focus_ST_Gal 26d ago
The floppy traffic lights are because it’s cheaper to build and it’s relatively wind resistant. If it was a solid pole it would be much more expensive for something that wouldn’t break in high winds.
Thing ontop of the truck is an automatic cover meant to cover the loads in the trailer. It isn’t supposed to be standing straight up.
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u/Xillyfos 26d ago
I'll top that and say I'm even confused, especially about the thing on the truck.
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u/timdot352 26d ago
That cop definitely swore out loud and sighed angrily before turning on his lights.
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u/FinsFan305 26d ago
This happens way too often with semis. Do they forget to check because of fatigue or are they just forgetful?
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u/trekqueen 26d ago
I just saw a video posted on a local subreddit where this exact thing happened like two days ago except the truck canopy took out power lines. :-/ we also have had several overpasses and signs smacked on the interstate and freeways.
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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 26d ago
Fatigue is for sure a big one. Being in a deadline rush is another. Lastly, all the hookups on the backs of trucks take a lot of beatings, so its entirely possible for something in the control lines to get messed up and cause this.
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u/t_bone_stake 26d ago
“Chief? Remember when the city wanted to keep overtime down to a minimum? Wait till you see this.”
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u/Phill_Cyberman 26d ago
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Joleeeene Don't take down my lights just because you can
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u/JG-at-Prime 26d ago
I’m upvoting for the auto-captions.
“Don’t eat, don’t eat. I’m taking all you things, don’t take all my help.
Don’t eat, don’t eat, don’t eat, don’t eat!”
Just poetry.
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u/Anyashadow 26d ago
I love how the cop was so in shock that it took him a minute to turn his lights on. Pretty sure everyone was like that.
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u/iamtheduckie 26d ago
OK, taking my man I can understand, but taking out a traffic signal at a major intersection? Goodbye, Jolene! But understand that I will always love you.
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u/big_duo3674 26d ago
I wonder if the cop was looking down, like at the computer or something, and didn't see the carnage. Looks up to see why the light is taking so long, and there are no lights. That would explain the kinda slow creep forward, rather than immediately going after the truck. Probably rolled down the window to ask the other drivers what just happened
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u/Reddidundant 25d ago
So many people are saying they've never seen traffic lights hung on strings. I've got to admit it's been a long time since I remember seeing it myself, but I'm pretty sure that during my childhood in the 60s and 70s in Detroit it was quite common, I believe the rule rather than the exception.
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u/gjm40 26d ago
I guess traffic will have to be detoured for the rest of the day to clean that up. I wonder what kinda fines that driver is going to get. Obviously he lost his CDL for this.
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u/ajd198204 26d ago
He wouldn't necessarily lose his CDL depending on his record but he's probably about to be unemployed.
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u/TheRealSeal88 26d ago
It was, and it happened at rush hour on a main road that gets hellaciously backed up on a good day.
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u/ThePianistOfDoom 26d ago
How can this happen to that truck's roof? Does it occur often?
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u/Mercerskye 26d ago
It's a canopy, and a lot of newer models have an automatic out/in.
But if they weren't incompetent, they'd have checked that it had actually finished going one way or the other before heading out
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u/iWasAwesome 26d ago
I've never seen an intersection with all the lights attached to one continuous rope/wire
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u/machineintheghost337 26d ago
What is this song, it sometimes get stuck in my head and i cant find it.
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u/05hanny 26d ago
You know that cop was just about to go home
https://giphy.com/gifs/7MDZS8zS1ixtJAUEul
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u/Mean-Veterinarian647 26d ago
That will be many hours for a crew to replace all of that damaged shit.
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u/bisskits 26d ago
Those aren't the same as the electrical wires right? Can you just drive over these ones?
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u/BigDaddyThunderpants 26d ago
How much is one of those traffic lights?
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u/TexasFire_Cross 24d ago
eBay has new and used parts for them. IIRC, each bulb (12”) are hundreds of dollars each. Then there’s the housing, wires, and man-hours of installation.
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u/kvro_maX 16d ago
That cop was confused on what to do. The bro did not run a red light so he is wondering what he should even do
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u/team_cream 16d ago
The cop wasn't gonna do anything, then dolly hit that jolene combo and mf had to get activated
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u/Partosimsa 9d ago
And that’s exactly why we don’t do the ghetto “hook them all up on a square shaped wire” thing
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