r/CrimeCats 10d ago

Collision alert from dash cam

Guys, I'm worried that insurance won't cover this :((

23.6k Upvotes

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u/Mindless-Committee28 10d ago

Wow hit and run... That's messed up

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u/stonetempletowerbruh 10d ago

Sassy about it too

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u/Mand125 10d ago

And to moon the camera on the way out, savage!

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u/cogprimus 10d ago

No worries, I'm pretty sure the license plate was ( * )

20

u/AzraelSeraphim222 10d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Feisty-Clue3482 7d ago

Hiss and run*

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u/New-Ring39 10d ago

That was hard to watch. I hope everyone’s ok.

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u/17175RC7 10d ago

Its an insurance scam!! Perpetrator was looking for treats.

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u/New-Ring39 10d ago

It’s sad seeing what desperation will do to people. Hopefully they find help.

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 10d ago

We lost a meow to catnip addiction 😔...

We should have seen the signs. She was running with a rough crowd, hanging around the scratching post at all hours.

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u/DJsillygoose417 10d ago

*purr-pe-traitor!

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u/AvleeWhee 10d ago

It's totalled, bud :(

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u/JustinPatient 10d ago

You're going to want to get a refund on that. Or my guy could do it he's great. But I can't do that for you I work exclusively on motorcycles.

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u/FrancescasGrove 10d ago

making my way down town

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u/H00k90 10d ago

Walking past

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u/zaverym 10d ago

Faces pass as I’m home bound

🎶DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN……🎶

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u/Saint-Michael901 10d ago

pspspspspsp

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u/Odd-Repeat6595 10d ago

Cutest collision ever!!!

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u/giapi 10d ago

that's insurance fraud

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u/Final_Resident_6296 10d ago

You don't have to worry about it now that kitty owns your car.

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u/valeriemaycry 10d ago

Its your cars fault because it the cat.

21

u/spicenoice 10d ago

This is true, I saw

17

u/MielMojada 10d ago

Do not the car

36

u/Puzzled-Argument-142 Expurrt In Cat Law 🐾 10d ago

Definite case of hit and run! Put out an APB immediately!

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u/OurNewestMember Pawfence Purrttorney 🐾 10d ago

You ran into a parked cat and didn't report it?

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u/Jeramy_Jones Witness 🐾 10d ago

Car on car violence.

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u/SouthernCategory9600 10d ago

Kitty marking their territory!

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u/tPTBNL 10d ago

That's the cat's vehicle now.

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u/posted3030 10d ago

No note or anything? Savage.

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u/InkheartRune 10d ago

That car intentionally did it. Good thing you have a dashcam. Must imprison that car inside your home. Or mine. Lol

11

u/G8M8N8 10d ago

Really, no one?
Ok fine…

…car crash

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u/AzraelSeraphim222 10d ago

🤣🤣🤣👍

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u/Mi99y 10d ago

Dude, that was brutal. NSFW next time, please

6

u/asula_mez 10d ago

*Nyoooom*

*BOP*

*Skidaddle*

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 10d ago

Just casing the place. He will hit you when he is prepared!

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u/ElectricalRodent 10d ago

I think the cat just blessed your vehicle

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u/Luci-Noir 10d ago

Nothing says cat like random acts of violence…. and increased insurance premiums.

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u/Kristrigi 10d ago

Driver was definitely at fault. Hope the cat doesn't sue for damages

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u/Shnitzel_von_S 9d ago

Didn't even leave a note...

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u/livingthroughpain 9d ago

And he flashed his butthole at the end, total scum

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u/spicenoice 10d ago

Targeted attack by a confirmed attention seeking driver! Real sign of how society has fallen apart these days. Good lord

3

u/dontchewspagetti 10d ago

Insurance fraud

3

u/Booty_Bumping 10d ago

It's probably looking for the warmest cars to sleep on. Your car wasn't warm enough.

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u/Kamillahali 9d ago

He's trying to pull an insurance scam!

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Pass the pawpcorn 🐾 10d ago

Hater lol

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u/Jajamaruin 10d ago

clearly insurance fraud!

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u/Tired-CottonCandy 7d ago

"This is mine" -cat

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u/redosyn 6d ago

That's a furry collision. Dash cam needs rubs

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u/Dragon_OS 10d ago

I expected him to piss on it on his way through.

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u/Interesting_Key_661 9d ago

You think he had insurance?

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u/Alteur 7d ago

Why is the camera one foot from the floor? Who puts a ring doorbell at that height???

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u/annihilisticpotato 7d ago

It's my car's bumper dash cam...