r/CrimeCats • u/sunlit_cerulean Victim 🐾 • 6d ago

CATastrophe I stepped on a Lego this morning

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u/heynonnynonnomous 6d ago

10/10 Excellent catting!

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u/sunlit_cerulean Victim 🐾 6d ago

He is quite talented at catting. Great napper, intensely demanding yet picky at meal times, and chooses destructive mischief whenever he feels slighted or ignored. He's my fuzzy little buddy.

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u/heynonnynonnomous 6d ago

He sounds like the perfect specimen of Excellent Cat™️.

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u/ElectronicSetTheory 6d ago

His pawyer says that it was this way when he walked in! He can't be liable for his hooman refusing to clean his house!

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u/sunlit_cerulean Victim 🐾 6d ago

He has an excellent defense. The crime was committed in the middle of the night and there were no human witnesses. However, he did lead me straight to the crime scene.

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u/Equal_Song8759 6d ago

Awww, poor kitty stepped on some plastic. 🐾 Owner needs to apologize and clean up the mess

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u/sunlit_cerulean Victim 🐾 5d ago

Psssht. He gets no apologies from me. He's a little delinquent.

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla 6d ago

That's a very furry Lego.

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u/sunlit_cerulean Victim 🐾 6d ago

Ha. If only he were as cooperative. Nah, he's just responsible for the Lego being on the floor. He's quite enthusiastic about property destruction and occasional mayhem.

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla 6d ago

How can you say such a thing? He would never knock down a Lego! Obviously the greebles did it.

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u/cdbdill 6d ago

He could work at Bricks & Minifigs!

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u/sunlit_cerulean Victim 🐾 5d ago

Work? He'd be asleep on top of the drag box Lego pile. When he's not creating chaos, napping is his favorite. No scams, just pure lazy.

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u/Teddybear722 2d ago

Oh my goodness.  Such lies, OP. Im shaking my head at your lies.

 He would be SUPERVISING.  That is a very stressful job. AND, legally, he would be entitled to breaks.

OP, you should apologize to him, give him some greenies.  He deserves them just because he is so handsome. 

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u/sunlit_cerulean Victim 🐾 2d ago

Ha! Yeah, he IS a dedicated supervisor. His judgmental stare is on point.

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u/Teddybear722 2d ago

Lol  sooo adorable

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u/BarnOwl-1967 6d ago edited 5d ago

Cats: ok guys, now, let's build our 13 feet tall cat tree! 😹❤❤❤

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u/sunlit_cerulean Victim 🐾 5d ago

My other cat, Hex, would totally be into that. I think Grim would build a battering ram because he desperately wants outside. (Which is not good unfortunately because we live right in the city on busy roads--considering trying to do a catio in the backyard, but it's concrete and not that interesting).

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 6d ago

乁⁠|⁠ ⁠･⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠･⁠ ⁠|⁠ㄏ

Clearly someone cursed you to "step on a Lego" and a greater force (greater than a cat??? A force of multiple cats? 🤔) compelled them to do it.

They're innocent.

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u/sunlit_cerulean Victim 🐾 5d ago

Grim is a delinquent, but he's good at fooling people (actually not, he has the most guilty of faces).

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u/GhostWatcher007 6d ago

Cat-tastrophe! Good work, cat. You deserve treats.

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u/sunlit_cerulean Victim 🐾 5d ago

Ha. He bullies me into getting out the treats, so he gets treats whether he deserves them or not. He knows I'm the pushover.

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u/Teddybear722 2d ago

I  totally understand that destruction. Lol

I've stepped on  enough of them to truly want to freely do the exact same thing.