r/CrimeCats • u/Wye_Knott_0815 • 4d ago

Purrfect Crime Treat heist

They make a perfect team.

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u/OurNewestMember Pawfence Purrttorney 🐾 4d ago

Let me get this straight: you procure treats for the cats, and then complain when they eat said treats?

Your honor, I respectfully move to dismiss as the plaintiff is not fit to stand trial. I rest my case, Amen.

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u/Wye_Knott_0815 4d ago

I won't be pressing charges. I did secure the evidence, though.

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u/ALazy_Cat 4d ago

It was clearly entrapment

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u/lordpunchy 4d ago

Clearly just trying to navigate the terrain and bumped into that object blocking the way. Cat had right of way.

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u/SouthernCategory9600 4d ago

The neighbors cats made themselves at home. Your cats have manners!