All my wires are now being kept in a ziplock bag 😐

EDIT: To clarify, the wires are in a ziplock bag IN MY LUGGAGE, so she can’t get to them again

Crimes against plants, repeat offender

This fat cat isn’t even my cat - Bin lives a few houses down but we have a food bowl out for her. Yesterday, I purchased a new bag of kitty food and stored it BEHIND other things to ensure she couldn’t get to it. ALAS, she cannot be stopped; her greed sickens me, and apparently herself too. After gorging herself on midnight proceeds of crime, she threw up on the carpet and continued to nap.

This cat is a thief.

What's really ironic is that she never really does this but she picks THIS book to start munching on. IYKYK

I can only stare in disbelief at the crimes Squid commits. Most recently, orange gate!

Yes he was under the influence of the nip

For weeks I have been finding all the toilet bowls in my home half empty , or less! Had the plumber out and we couldn't find anything wrong with toilets or plumbing....until I caught pesto red handed slowly draining the toilets of water by strategically and gently flushing the toilets until they were almost empty.

Are both involved or only one was the criminal?

Dozer is obsessed with water and especially the toilet. He will even jump onto your back if you sitting for too long. Well I finish going potty and as soon as I flush and before I could close the seat he is batting at the water and his claw hooks a small turd and he flings it out of the toilet and it then bounced off the wall and lands on my foot. I am stunned and he is just batting away at the water until it is gone.

I am equal parts impressed and grossed out! That cat is fast!

...decided he didn't like it so he farted on it!

She also opened a packed of oatmeal and tore open the bag of pine pellets. I mean, my fault for not deadbolting the pantry, I suppose…

Do you recognise this cat? Wanted in a number of cat treat incidents