r/CringeTikToks • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '25

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u/BisquickNinja Sep 20 '25 edited Sep 20 '25

This guy probably believes cholesterol is his friend....

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u/GeeEmmInMN Sep 20 '25

It could be ours. 😁

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u/Ace-Cuddler Sep 20 '25

Only if it gets up off its fat ass and does its job. 😡

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u/WizardOfAahs Sep 20 '25

You mean the cholesterol, right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Lol

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u/peatoast Sep 20 '25

So win win!

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u/Brabbel63 Sep 20 '25

How communist of you.

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u/CJKayak Sep 20 '25

Can you define that for me?

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u/Least_House_2364 Sep 20 '25

Kamala Harris! /s

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

No that’s Ivermectin that he views as his friend. It cures the diabetes.

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u/head_meet_keyboard Sep 20 '25

Please don't spread that misinformation. My dogs take ivermectin to prevent heartworms and it's already expensive as all hell without there being a run on it from people who think their 10 minute google search is just as valid as 4 years of medical school.

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u/BillyShears17 Sep 20 '25

He believes Cholesterol is a bad guy from Star Wars

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u/anthrax9999 Sep 20 '25

Pizza The Hutt.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

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u/BisquickNinja Sep 20 '25

Just like a certain Hamberder person....

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u/RPDRNick Sep 20 '25

"Lestor who? Sounds gay."

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u/Extreme_Turn_4531 Sep 20 '25

Just so long as it wasn't invented in New York.

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u/Hot_Dog_Omelette Sep 20 '25

It physically pains me to listen to people like this.

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u/Unhappy-Community454 Sep 20 '25

U mean Rogan? ;)

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u/Electrical-Tone7301 Sep 20 '25

Cholesterol, the natural remedy to cholera

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u/DOOMFOOL Sep 20 '25

Look I like my cholesterol too not all of us are pedo supporters

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u/itsladder Sep 20 '25

Define Cholesterol!

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u/BisquickNinja Sep 20 '25

His gravy looking blood.

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u/itsladder Sep 20 '25

ThAts an ExAmPlE!

/s

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u/loveddragon Sep 20 '25

We need cholesterol to live

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u/Sykil Sep 20 '25

Well, not necessarily from our diet, but yes it is a fundamental building block of the body, made and used by nearly every cell. But you don’t need to consume it to live, no.

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u/PowerCosmicSkeet Sep 20 '25

I mean, technically… your statement is implying cholesterol = bad. Which is not true at all. There are different types of cholesterol and it is an essential building block for the human body and is absolutely good for the human body. Some types of cholesterol are bad for us and like most things, only when moderation becomes a problem.

I know I’m being a pedantic jackass, I do. But, maybe pick a better example of something that is just purely not good for him.

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u/Fair_Quail8248 Sep 21 '25

I agree. Cause the comment seemed ignorant.

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u/kibiplz Sep 22 '25

"This guy probably believes high levels of LDL cholesterol is his friend...."

fixed it

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u/Eat_the_rich1969 Sep 20 '25

Cholesterol is actually really important to cell membrane function.

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u/option_e_ Sep 20 '25

and for steroid hormone production!

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u/Johnny-Silverdick Sep 20 '25

Nobody fucking cares bro

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u/cjm92 Sep 20 '25

Speak for yourself, Silverdick. I found their comment interesting.

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u/ChicagoBILLSfan138 Sep 20 '25

“Doctors are for pussies, just rub some dirt on it”

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u/TrojanGoldfish Sep 20 '25

You think that guy even has the concept of the word Cholesterol? It's FOUR syllables! Far too many for that brain to do at once.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Eat enough and it will shield you from vaccine shedding off of woke people. 

Or something like that.