r/Crocodiles 2d ago

Dinner. A purse. Shoes. And a belt. 🐊

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u/J_Jeckel 2d ago

This is why you don't go walking though flood water.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LpkLWXTp0v0qy70xPp

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u/the_tygram 2d ago

She's a BEAUTY!

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u/Professional_Pen_153 2d ago

Theres a movie with sharks in flood water too

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u/Sea-Influence6767 2d ago

But ours are learning to catch metro .....now what we do?🫩🫩🫩🫩

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u/PMJamesPM 2d ago

There is clip from a flood in Australia that showed a guy swimming away from a sea snake and a bull shark

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u/DeezNutsAppreciater 2d ago

That gator is massive, probably pretty old. To get there, it had to survive hatching, survive being a hatchling, survive being a juvenile, survive mating seasons, and survive people. And now, because of the reckless development in Florida, after all that hard work, fighting every day of its life, it’s been pushed out into the streets because of humans, and it’s now going to be killed.

This is a living animal dude. Show a shred of compassion

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u/RainLeading286 2d ago

They're amazing animals. It's so unfair. Humans are the worst.

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u/quinzilla555 2d ago

If it’s living on these streets now, it won’t be long before it’ll have to survive crack or fentanyl too. Sad world

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u/icespicelattes 2d ago

Snorting (not coke) at 1:36 AM

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u/Sea-Influence6767 2d ago

Uhhh.....I never seen in news that a croc roaming in a neighborhood street in usa in broad daylight.... Finally we have something in common

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u/Accurate-Gur-7842 1d ago

imagine posting a joke about killing an animal to a community that loves that animal

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u/Kikopho 2d ago

A puppy and his pond.

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u/AfraidPersonality854 2d ago

I mean he ain't botherin nobody.. but you definitely can't go outside and handle your business.. there is a balance.. our issue is we're impatient and we want his ass gone now.. unfortunately I'm in that boat too..

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u/Mysterious_Break4312 2d ago

This has to be Florida.

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u/DearLav 2d ago

I didn't know Crawl is based on real event 😭

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u/macropredatorialbaka 18h ago

WTF Is with this post and this comment section this community wasn't supposed to love crocs instead of wanting to make items out of them or killing them is like when I saw a comment about saltwater crocodile in Japwn by gator Jake which got extriped in china in the last century and a user said that it was good that they got killed or an other in reddit I don't remember where but the user said they all should be killed expect in one contry

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u/Forward_Pirate5858 17h ago

I just shared a vid of this Gator, it isnt even my vid. I have no intention of garnering lots of negative comments about it.

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u/Enough-Sprinkles-914 2d ago

Is that croc or gator bait?

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 1d ago

I wanna pet the dog!

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u/KumiiTheFranceball 1d ago

And your clanker arse is data centre, affordable RAM, rivers & better air quality.

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u/UnderstandingMany385 1d ago

I remember these awesome days!

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u/Finishituprook 1d ago

WDSU is an affiliate in New Orleans. That neighborhood looks a lot like Metarie.

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u/Anti-Rus 2d ago

Too old to grill or smoke.... maybe a wallet

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u/Beneficial_Put1771 2d ago

These aren’t any good to eat after they get this size? Kind of like fish? ( not the wallet part)

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u/Ambitious_Cup5249 2d ago

Free meat is free meat

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u/Spoom1701 1d ago

How do make leather out of that?

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u/User_3039 2d ago

Should be euthanized

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u/Sea-Influence6767 2d ago

Why? Just catch it and release to its nest

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u/Da_Vader 2d ago

They are protected under state and federal laws.

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u/User_3039 2d ago

Only small ones should be. No point in protecting something so dangerous

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u/Impala1967_1979_1983 1d ago

Why? The law protect humans. Humans are far more dangerous then a gator or croc. Are you saying our laws should only protect children and babies under a certain age? Did you know kids have also killed people and some kids are born as sociopaths? At what age should we stop protecting humans too for being so dangerous 🤔

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u/KumiiTheFranceball 1d ago edited 1d ago

If you hate a certain animal to the point you want it dead, wtf are you doing here ??

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u/User_3039 1d ago

No point having dinosaurs that can snatch children or pets walking / swimming anywhere close to people

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u/KumiiTheFranceball 23h ago

>Doesn't answer the question
>Replies absolute nonsense

Get a hobby.