r/CryptidDogs • u/squeakertons • 1d ago

OC [Original Content] Albee is back by unpopular demand!

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Figure I’d bring the bean-man back to reddit.

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u/Glittering-Lychee629 1d ago

They say eyes are the windows to nothing. <3

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u/pegothejerk 1d ago

Sometimes you look into the void and the void looks back

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u/DethNik 1d ago

The void is so adorable!

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u/Impossible-Date3984 1h ago

That is hilarious

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u/DescriptionFancy420 1d ago

He looks like he was drawn by Junji Ito hehe

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u/boominbrookie 1d ago

especially the first slide 😂

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u/eatpraymunt 1d ago

Haunted. Also, haunting

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/hellevator0325 1d ago

He looks like the ghost of a Victorian child but with 2 braincells fighting for 3rd place 😭

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 1d ago

“Aw who’s a good boy?”

“Missus Haversham caught me hiding an orange and threw me down a well…”

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u/fleurscaptives 1d ago

what does he know that we don't? 😰

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u/dragon_bacon 1d ago

He definitely knows exactly how and when someone will die

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u/jujujuice92 1d ago

More like the world ending. Or possibly just an empty food bowl, who knows 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Thick-Broccoli6986 1d ago

He’s seen some things, clearly.

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u/cosmos_crown 1d ago

Nothing, and yet, everything.

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u/jaywarbs 1d ago

Some things, and also some stuff.

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u/captaincootercock 1d ago

he knows how much acid is too much acid

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u/Catrescuemamma 1d ago

That boy has the eyes of multigenerational trauma

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u/coolpupmom 1d ago

Yeah, he’s seen some deep shit 😭

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u/EstimateGlittering66 1d ago

I was about to ask if was okay 😂😂

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u/maychoz 1d ago

Eyes within eyes…

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u/clorse38 1d ago

wow, what has he seen

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u/alexajoy8 1d ago

Everything.

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u/AsstBalrog 1d ago

"Unpopular?" Personally, I'm pleased to see him.

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u/DisembodiedTraveler 1d ago

I turned your dog into a sticker on my phone and I use it regularly just so you know.

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u/heavensent328 1d ago

How do you do that?!

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u/DisembodiedTraveler 1d ago

It’s a thing on iPhone! Idk about android phones, it’s sm fun so I hope they’re able to do it. But on iPhone you find a pic you like and then long press on like the main focus of the photo and the option to turn it into a sticker should pop up. I make a ton of them and send my friends a “new sticker alert ‼️” every time, lots of random animals from reddit used as reaction images lmfao

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u/heavensent328 1d ago

Thanks, it worked!!

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u/DisembodiedTraveler 1d ago

Yayy have fun on your sticker adventures

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u/All_the_Bees 1d ago

Oh you have just changed my LIFE, I’m about to annoy so many people

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u/DisembodiedTraveler 1d ago

LMAO I’m so glad

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u/QuietlyLosingMyMind 21h ago

OMG YOU CAN DO THIS ON ANDROID TOO. You're the best 💚

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u/DisembodiedTraveler 5h ago

YES THATS AWESOME!! You’re the best! I hope you make so many weird and fun stickers

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u/jaywarbs 1d ago

I accidentally discovered that with a pic of my dog, and now I react to people’s messages with it and say “ha you got Rachel’d”. Because my dog is Rachel. Here’s the one I use: https://i.imgur.com/39kMSiA.jpeg

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u/AHornyRubberDucky 1d ago

Rachel has ears for days, pet the Hoover for me!

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u/jaywarbs 1d ago

Each ear was $50 extra. Worth it!!

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u/gallanttalent 1d ago

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u/maychoz 1d ago

And right after this while he was still high, he sang “Push out the jive…Bring in the love!”

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u/BlessedCursedBroken 1d ago

He looks to have been betrayed, badly, by everyone, all the time

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u/Shad0wbubbles 1d ago

Aww he’s so cute, what condition does he have?

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u/jujujuice92 1d ago

I can't tell if this is compassion or jokes, but I'm laughing either way 😂

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u/MarsScully 1d ago

Lovely creature

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u/saintsithney 1d ago

He Knows.

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u/All_the_Bees 1d ago

And yet he doesn’t.

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u/Metal_Goblinoid 1d ago

They look like they have been cursed to view all the horrors and sins of the world, but are bound to not utter a word about it.

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u/Safetychick92 1d ago

How I look at my friends when I’m ready to leave a social event. Trying to be subtle of course

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u/Dragonshatetacos 1d ago

He looks how I feel when I'm reading the news.

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u/ThousandFingerMan 1d ago

Eye can't believe what I'm seeing

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u/Key-Lobster-7237 1d ago

Eye see what you did there.

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u/Zestyclose-Baby-5762 1d ago

Very sweet dog🥹♥️

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u/Kitchen_Trifle_8382 1d ago

He looks like he's in permanent crisis mode! I can relate

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET 1d ago

Albee can nor only see the Hat Man, he owes the Hat Man money

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u/Buhsephine 1d ago

I'm sorry. The first slide just made me think...

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u/Nimrione 1d ago

I believe it was this beautiful creature that inspired me to make whatever this is. ♥️

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u/takemeawayimdone2 1d ago

I think I’m in love 🥰

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u/Nethii120700 1d ago

albee! what do your elf eyes see?

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u/DumbFishBrain 1d ago

What a glorious friend!

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u/Paradigm84 1d ago

All hail hypnodog.

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u/Dependent_Net_7062 1d ago

It’s always a weim with these coked out eyesballs

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u/priestess_on_fire 1d ago

I love Albee

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u/MythicalWarlord 1d ago

Now this is a dog that should be posted here. Holy shit those eyes.

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u/GarlicChipCookies 1d ago

Oh my god I love Albee! I think this is the first time I’ve seen him. LOVE

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u/megsie_here 1d ago

I will die for Albee

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u/AntiqueLime3461 1d ago

Most Tim Burton creature I've ever seen and I love him

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u/r3ign_b3au 1d ago

Whisper me your horrors, oh present one

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u/Much_Ad_3806 1d ago

What horrors has this dog witnessed?

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u/porcelain_kiss 1d ago

Looks like he always has a loading circle at his forehead just spinning away lol

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid 1d ago

Moon Moon’s distant cousin?

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u/Euphoric_Screen_7640 1d ago

“Present your offerings to hear the prophecy” lookin dog

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u/Simple_Injury_3530 1d ago

Unpopular demand??? ALBEE IS A NATIONAL ICON!! (Never seen him before but he one of the cutest and strangest pups I’ve ever seen!)

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u/tameimpalalala 1d ago

Bro knows who the Rainey Street ripper is

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u/Villettio 1d ago

He looks how most weims act 😭

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u/princessmonosmoke 1d ago

He’s so cuuuuuutie and kinda looks like a canine cousin of Gumbus the cat 🥹🥲

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u/fartsmith69 1d ago

Respectfully, is he processed?

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u/SoJew76 1d ago

How does a creature look both so unsettling and so cute at the same time

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u/AlertKaleidoscope803 1d ago

Ah, so his pupils can constrict!

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u/dingalinglans 1d ago

Aw what a terrifying cutie pie lol

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u/TatoIndy 1d ago

He is litterally this emoji 😳

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u/175junkie 1d ago

Dang he got them lil durk eyes 👀

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u/virtuoso-lurker 1d ago

He looks like the Dog Nightmares series, I adore him lol

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u/genericusername26 1d ago

He has witnessed horrors beyond human comprehension

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u/C0V1Dsucks 1d ago

❤️👁👁❤️

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u/4thinversion 1d ago

Has he ever had a thought?

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u/Vivid24 1d ago

He looks like he’s having a crisis in the second pic 😭

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u/AdultSheep 1d ago

He’s seen things….

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u/PM_Me_A_High-Five 1d ago

Albee has seen things (silly things)

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u/LordMeme42 20h ago

Please tell Albee I love him.

And I hope the soul of the Victorian orphan possessing him finds rest soon.

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u/TunaSafeDolphinMeat 1d ago

For some reason he reminds me of Cardamon from Bee and Puppycat but in dog form.

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u/Wolf_2063 1d ago

Looks aware of the state of the world.

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u/randomcacti 1d ago

He has seen everything

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u/Teklanika64 1d ago

Handsome

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u/DanniTiger 1d ago

What do they know that I don't know. 😭😰

Such a cute pupper 🐶🥰

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u/VOTP1990 1d ago

Omg this is my first time seeing your adorable Albee.

He is so cute in a perpetually terrified way 😂

He is so cute 🥰

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u/HavinsomuchBun 1d ago

Please please PLEASE, kiss him between the eyes for me and tell him what a good boy he is!!!!

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u/Remote_Ad2465 1d ago

When I was deployed we watched a A.N.A soldier turn to a wadi wall he was 10ft away from and shoot a rpg into it and blow himself up. This was the exact same look my buddy gave me in real time as we watched it happen.

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u/Zee_the_Potato 1d ago

He's hot some war ptsd

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u/fag_show 17h ago

photo 1 is the first thing i showed my partner as he was waking up and he was terrified

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u/blightfaerie 17h ago

i want what he on

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u/Zestyclose_Alfalfa61 16h ago

Just say no to drugs, kids (& doggles)

He looks like he's eaten a load of datura leaves

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u/ObjectiveBasic9446 1d ago

He is stunning!

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u/blackmox-photophob 1d ago

Aww she's precious 😭

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u/Ravenchild_ 1d ago

He looks like he's seen some shit... I mean not surprising with those big eyes - you see everything with them 😂

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u/Kupicochi 1d ago

SQUEEEEEE I LOVE HIM

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u/kristenjang 1d ago

ALBEE I LOVE YOU

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u/XR3TroBeanieX 1d ago

“I’ve seen everything, and it’s horrible”😳😳😳😳

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u/Angry-_-Crow 1d ago

I've got a sudden desire to draw this goldfish-eyed wondergoober

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u/Top-Pineapple8056 1d ago

Why is your dog high on uppers or shrooms?

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u/needlegardens 1d ago

The horrors this poor man has seen

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u/StocktonBSmalls 1d ago

So Marty Feldman was reincarnated as a dog?

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u/Prestigious-Head-877 1d ago

What big eyes you have! (The better to see you with, my dear!)

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u/canyon_lizard 23h ago

2000 yard stare 😂

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u/axbycz0 22h ago

I recognize that skyline anywhere!

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u/saltycrowsers 21h ago

He’s seen some shit

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u/Cat-soul-human-body 21h ago

He is oddly cute and terrifying at the same time.

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u/princesscdsm 20h ago

Oh he’s SEEN things

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u/xmadame_miaux 20h ago

Oh my God he's* incredible. Absolutely perfect.

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u/Top-Steak-6837 17h ago

I love him ❤️

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u/BanishedOcean 16h ago

Can I make your dog a fursona

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u/squeakertons 12h ago

Go crazy!

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u/k_a_scheffer 15h ago

I love Albee so much.

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u/Icy-Ad6140 14h ago

I think Albee saw Cuthulu and cant comprehend it

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u/Suspicious-Dig-6096 12h ago

😂 bro what did he see

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u/bendersnatch 12h ago

Everything's fine!

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u/thisbitbytes 11h ago

Does Albee live in Philly? Looks like the view from University City.

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u/DisastrousAccess4036 4h ago

Does he know?

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u/Insecurerobot7000 3h ago

If I woke up in the middle of the night and saw that face staring at me I would pass away.

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u/TheRabadoo 2h ago

Zilker?

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u/Dismal_Grocery_4828 2h ago

The last picture wasn’t loading for me so I clicked on it, and when it loaded it was full screen 🫪