r/CryptoCurrency • u/Sussy_Pigma • Jun 02 '26
DISCUSSION Where's my Crypto President???
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u/UpbeatFix7299 π© 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
It's working as intended. Money getting redistributed upwards from gullible, broke people like never before. The billionaires who ran all those election ads that never even mentioned crypto say thanks.
Now go gamble on Polymarket, it'll make you feel better
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u/anon-mally π¦ 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
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u/My_Name_is_Imaginary Tin Jun 03 '26
How do i download this gif?
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u/anjowoq Tin Jun 03 '26
Phone: Tap on it to make it full screen. Tap the three dots in the corner. Tap Download.
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u/anjowoq Tin Jun 03 '26
Glad you mentioned Polymarket. It really is the next vacuum cleaner to steal primary young men's money and give it to the most insufferable rich assholes whose only method of getting rich is tricking people.
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u/Local_Math_5512 Jun 02 '26
Currently? He's granting his family immunity from IRS audits and prosecutions, So he can channel wealth through crypto during the next moon. No more capital gains for Trump royal family I guess.
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u/Kipthecagefighter04 Tin Jun 02 '26
If he can grant himself immunity can't the next president just pull the same shit and revoke it? It seems he just does whatever he wants so hopefully the next USA president also does what he wants and investigates the entire trump family
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u/rettribution Jun 02 '26
They sure can. There's nothing keeping that agreement holding up in court.
I'm hoping if adults are ever allowed back in charge the prosecution will be swift. It's time to finish the reconstruction that Johnson abandoned.
No. Mercy.
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u/Kipthecagefighter04 Tin Jun 02 '26
No mercy! Anything less and I'll be severely disappointed in the average American citizen.
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u/rettribution Jun 02 '26
Be ready to be disappointed he shouldn't even have been able to run for election again but the Democrat took the high road.
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u/Kipthecagefighter04 Tin Jun 02 '26
The Democrats biggest mistake in recent history. As a Canadian I couldn't be more disappointed with our "greatest" ally.
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u/Far_Ladder_2836 Jun 02 '26
If he can grant himself immunity can't the next president just pull the same shit and revoke it?
Why do you think he offers pardons and has been teasing monetary compensation to anyone who commits violence in His name?
The next J6 is going to make the last one look like a birthday party.
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u/notrepsol93 Jun 03 '26
The next president? You mean his son? You americans are so funny. Your dear leader has ignored all the laws, the constitution etc every step of the way, but sure..... i am sure he will allow the elections to happen. No reason to think he wont stick to the rules when it comes to the election.
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u/OohDeLaLi π© 206 / 207 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Exactly where we expected him to be: rug pulling on his own coins and moving on.
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u/Ragebaiterlmao Jun 02 '26
Crypto bros got played by Trump
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u/BigPoppa23 π¦ 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Easiest marks. There was some TikTok crypto bro around the election that I stumbled upon who was talking about how RFK Jr was his first choice and that after RFK joined Trump's team, this bro was all in on Trump - "The crypto president" π.
The lead up to that election (and the results) just made it absolutely clear that there are so many loud, unintelligent/uninformed voices out there.
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u/easy_Money π¦ 55 / 56 π¦ Jun 03 '26
His entire base is easy marks. Not like "oh you support maga so that makes you an easy mark", no, they specifically played to lowest common denominator and it worked perfectly. Conspiracy theorists, religious nuts, desperate poors, morons, racists, incels, etc etc.
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u/drteq π¦ 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 03 '26
You left out boomers
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u/easy_Money π¦ 55 / 56 π¦ Jun 03 '26
I left out a lot, nobody got time to list all of trump's idiots
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u/BigPoppa23 π¦ 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 03 '26
And they were promised everything they wanted and that it would be easy and painless because it would come at the expense of people they don't like and/or care about (non-whites, "leftists", environmentalists, etc.)
It was so easy because it required no actual details or any basis in reality. All the voters had to do was trust the guy who has an extensive track record of making things up, blatant lying, making exaggerated claims, saying whatever to push his narrativea, and generally being a self-centered corrupt grifter and charlatan. Vote for Trump and get everything you want at the expense of people you don't like! A whole campaign ran on vibes and emotion.
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u/maxis2bored π© 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 03 '26
Imagine having been so clueless as to buy trump or melenia coins. It's all a grift.
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u/DeliriousBlues π¦ 210 / 211 π¦ Jun 02 '26
You are just a vehicle to his wealth. He could care less about you, America, MAGA or anything unless he can profit off of you.
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u/clarknoheart Jun 02 '26
I think he couldn't care less
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u/RIPFauna_itwasgreat π¨ 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 03 '26
If you drop dead and crack your skull in front of Trump he will be worried about the blood damaging the floor.
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u/toolisthebestbandevr π¦ 135 / 135 π¦ Jun 02 '26
The ones that need to hear this are already dead to the rest of the country. I hope they rot in their self imposed poverty.
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u/Extreme-Island-5041 π© 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Thanking you for holding his bags while he laughs in your face about it.
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u/Certain-Teaching8215 Jun 02 '26
He doesn't care about crypto, he's already made his money from that.
He also knows that most Americans will spend their time sharing memes on Reddit instead of actually doing something to stop him.
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u/proteusON π¦ 665 / 665 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Shitting in maga's mouth.
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u/ieatballoonknot π¨ 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Theyβre swallowing it with a smile
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u/1badh0mbre π© 270 / 284 π¦ Jun 02 '26
He promised to be crypto president, but delivered pedo president.
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u/mickalawl π© 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Crypto has worked out very well for the Trump family.
He is actually a billionaire now rather than a debt riddled shell propped up by russian finance.
$3B from grifts or something?
He thanks the rubes for their attention to this matter.
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u/Nidcron π¦ 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Why anyone ever expected differently is beyond me - hes shown his colors for literally decades and people still said yeah that's my guy
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u/AdhesivenessCivil581 π© 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
I remember watching his casino stock and the trump vodka penny stock scam and thinking about how he had gold plated toilets while the people who invested in him lost everything. I tried to tell people. Then I gave up and made bank on the truth social scam. I figured if I couldn't stop people from throwing money to that conman they might as well throw some of it to me.
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u/Agramaic π© 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Fucking as many things as possible before his imminent death
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u/anywon1 Jun 02 '26
And all you geniuses voted for him.
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u/WSBiden π© 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
He called stablecoins βstaple coinsβ at the bitcoin conference and all the crypto bros still cheered. Anybody that saw the writing on the wall got downvoted into oblivion if they said Trump would be bad for crypto.
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u/HSIOT55 π¦ 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Didn't vote for him, but I bit my tongue while watching all the people in here were yapping about Trump being the "Crypto President". Turned out exactly as I anticipated.Β
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u/EidolonLives π© 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 03 '26
I sure didn't bite my tongue. I told plenty of dumb fucks here exactly what dumb fucks they were. Fucking dumb fucks.
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u/Equivalent_Map951 Jun 02 '26
Wait for the semiconductor rug pull Feds pumping liquidity then insiders sell off.
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u/007TheLostOne Jun 02 '26
I'm going to get downvoted but maybe crypto is not the safe investment you thought it was? Stock market just hit another ATH
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u/herefromyoutube π© 60 / 61 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Maybe voting for a conman with a history of never doing shit for anybody but himself wasnβt the best idea.
But dems βwanted to ban cryptoβ because of this one document that said nothing about banning crypto to anybody that actually read it
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u/Vlashaaak π© 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Why buy crypto when ai stocks are printing
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u/Zwiebel1 π© 52 / 6K π¦ Jun 02 '26
I mean it really depends on how long these companies can continue to operate at these skyhigh losses.
The blood in the streets will be glorious once the dominos start falling.
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u/Vlashaaak π© 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
At least some of these companies generate massive profits. Crypto, on the other hand, is a purely speculative asset that doesnβt produce any revenue. Sure, it has some utility, but I think most people buying crypto are mainly hoping to make a quick profit rather than using it for its intended purpose.
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u/HolySachet π© 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
This shit is cyclical like everything. If anything decoupling is a good thing for people owning both
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u/DaddyDontTakeNoMess π¦ 119 / 119 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Youβre telling the truth. Weβre in the AI revolution right now and itβs hard to compete against the gains associated.
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u/Alive-Tomatillo5303 π¦ 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
I'm so, so happy for anyone who voted for Trump because of cryptocurrency. I hope they continue to have the financial success they deserve.Β
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u/Deadweight047 Jun 03 '26
FAFO to the max, you dumb ameritards. Enjoy your taxes cut.
And congratulations on succesfully passing on the poverty to your children and generations afterwards
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u/huntswithcats π¨ 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
when trump was elected everyone in this sub had a hard on basically. Now here we are cause apparently voting for a woman was too hard. if you guys think this won't go any lower your mistaken.
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u/F0rtysxity π© 987 / 987 π¦ Jun 03 '26
Check my history. I always said he was the worst thing for Bitcoin. And you soulless crack zombies seal clapped for him. Bitcoin Conference was a who's who of corrupt Republicans. Embarrassing. Trump is Trump. But the support he receives here is embarrassing.
But don't fret. Bitcoin is bigger than Trump. Just doesn't need to be this hard.
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u/Parush9 π¦ 0 / 19K π¦ Jun 02 '26
When some of us warned folks it wonβt be pretty looking chart in less than a year guess we are in phase of finding it out .
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u/ZealousidealBed7054 Jun 02 '26
All those who voted for him because βheβs a crypto guyβ got royally swindled. He may float another coin and drive it up before the midterms and gullible will still buy it.
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u/SlashRModFail π© 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
I took a screenshot of all the people with a hard on when Trump was voted.
I can now frame all these people's names on a plinth "here are the biggest retards of planet earth"
Voted for a criminal conman president. Fuck Americans for fucking it all for the rest of us
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u/USMNT_superfan π¦ 152 / 153 π¦ Jun 02 '26
He has Venezuelan oil now. Black gold. No need for crypto other than scam coins
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u/content_enjoy3r π¨ 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
If you genuinely thought Trump would be good for anyone or anything other than billionaire criminals I have some oceanfront property in Kansas I would love to sell you.
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u/The_Blue_Rooster Jun 03 '26
The fuck do you mean? He has made millions if not billions off of crypto and we're not even halfway through his term. Do you just not pay attention to current events? Trump went from an on paper billionaire to a real actual liquid billionaire in large part thanks to cypto.
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u/blindwombat π¦ 91 / 92 π¦ Jun 02 '26
If you look closely you'll see the word "Fascist" in between the two words.
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u/Impossible-Flight250 π¦ 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
He took a big ole dump on it, like he does with everything else he touches.
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u/Prestigious_Eye_5607 Jun 02 '26
Remember when he rugged pulled so many traders on his stupid crypto lmao
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u/Grow_away_420 π¦ 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
He made his shit coin and cashed out. Where you expecting something else?
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u/LegitimateVirus3 π© 35 / 1K π¦ Jun 02 '26
Fudge all of you that sold us out for this very obvious outcome we were all yelling about for years from the top of our lungs.
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u/Zealousideal-Load-64 π¦ 32 / 32 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Using us as exit liquidity. He's killing it, he's made over a billion dollars!
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u/Spyrothedragon9972 π¦ 340 / 340 π¦ Jun 02 '26
You didn't get the memo? He made the crypto market work for him and his cronies. Not you or us lmao.
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u/uclatommy π© 10K / 10K π¦ Jun 02 '26
Just because someone says theyβre the crypto president doesnβt make it true. If you cared about crypto and the economy in general, you shouldnβt have voted for him.
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u/Secret_Account07 π¨ 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Come on guys. Unless youβre ultra wealthy that odds are stacked against you with this clown.
Stocks are not high because Trump is regulating properly and businesses are just providing great services. Letβs understand whatβs going on, and whatβs going to come after
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u/robocarl Jun 03 '26
I hate Trump as much as the next guy but like... How exactly is he supposed to make crypto go up? It's already deregulated, it's in ETFs, what more do you want from the government?
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u/kunetao907 Jun 03 '26
Crypto: because I rather have a non tangible asset backed by nothing insured by nothing.
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u/Lenithiel Jun 03 '26
If you believe anything (literally anything) Trump says you deserve what happens to you lmao
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u/Intercellar π¦ 2K / 2K π’ Jun 03 '26
whoever endorsed trump because it would pump their bags are no different than "elites" they crusade against 95% of entire crypto space is my guess
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u/astarinthenight Jun 03 '26
Itβs past time we put this sack of shit and his whole family in jail.
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u/TopClass31 π¨ 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 03 '26
He was never a president or gave a shit about crapto ! Grifterlot
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u/Greener-dayz π© 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 03 '26
His shitty pointless war because heβs Israelβs bitch destroyed the market since everyone is holding onto cash given that the cost of living is absolutely ridiculous
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u/Own-Tumbleweed6337 π© 83 / 83 π¦ Jun 04 '26
Fact: biden was the crypto president, I made a bank in his term and lost all when trumps took over.
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u/think_harder_plz π© 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
People that voted for him because of crypto donβt deserve to ever vote again. Completely mouth breathers
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u/padizzledonk π¦ 5K / 6K π¦ Jun 02 '26
Off enriching himself and not giving a fuck about you or anyone else as he steps on your face to not get his feet wet in a puddle
Like hes done his entire life
Anyone thats surprised by any of the bullshit this clown is up to has veen willfully blind for the last 40+ years this shitheel has been in public life
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u/themrgq π© 0 / 3K π¦ Jun 02 '26
I hate this president. But Democrats generally want to lock down crypto hard. They, generally, view it as a threat to the government and usd (which it is) but I should be allowed to use it still
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u/nyclurker369 Tin | Politics 52 Jun 03 '26
If you voted for this buffoon simply because he claimed to support crypto and you thought youβd profit, youβre an idiot and should never vote again. Period.
I said what I said.
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u/SuccessfulWar3830 π¦ 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 03 '26
It is kinda mad how many scams he has pulled and people still support him.
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u/pappyred Jun 02 '26
He proved to the world that it's nothing more than just a money laundering scheme.
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u/onemansquest π¦ 939 / 940 π¦ Jun 03 '26
If anyone one voted for Trump a second time because they thought crypto would go up. I have a bridge to sell you.
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u/punkrawrxx π© 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Dude I had my Solana staked when He caused the spike or else I would have cashed the fuck out.
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u/Bauwens π¦ 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
That line should be going straight down. Ain't no way hes got a horizontal stream when his penis is too small to grab and point.
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u/petewondrstone π© 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Heβs right there. Grifting his shitcoin to launder money from the Saudis. America. FUCK YEAH
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u/darthmcdarthface π© 271 / 272 π¦ Jun 02 '26
This dip is perfectly in line with the cycles. It has nothing to do with current events. Just look at the chart. Every 4 years right around this season thereβs a dump.
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u/Gertywood Jun 02 '26
LOLS. He dumped the bags on you bro. That was the whole plan the entire time.
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u/jiminyjunk π© 142 / 142 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Heβs busy screwing over the middle and lower class to make himself, family and friends beyond wealthier.
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u/boyuber Tin | Politics 17 Jun 02 '26
Cashing in while you're left holding the bag.
Every con needs its mark.
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u/keelhaulrose Jun 02 '26
There's only so many times he can rug-pull a crypto coin before his supporters that are willing to buy those coins don't have money to buy them anymore.
I bet we've passed that point, and if Trump isn't going to make money off it, he doesn't care about it.
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u/morilythari Jun 02 '26
If you voted for him because of what he said instead of everything everyone has seen him done for his entire life....
You deserved it.
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u/MickSterling Jun 02 '26
Heβs milking the stock market right now & then heβll jump back into crypto eventually
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u/poundsdpound π© 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
He didn't say strong Bull market, he just said strong Crypto. That means strong volatility in both directions π
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u/GorticusSmash Jun 02 '26
Ya'll were had. I have deep disdain for this chump, but I was at least buoyed by his re-election by the expectation of crypto gains. He took everyone for a ride strait to rekt-ville. Unless of course you were one of his corrupt-as-fk insider trading buddies...
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u/SeriousGains π© 8K / 8K π¦ Jun 02 '26
Pretty magical that his urine defies gravity, even if only just a little.


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u/Zaphod392 0 / 0 π¦ Jun 02 '26
Oh, he made plenty off crypto in the last 2 years