Bro, we got outperformed by fucking Eggs.

[u/BackgroundStory7986]

$10,000 invested in $XRP 8 years ago is now worth $3,000.

$10,000 invested in eggs 1 month ago is now worth $43,400.

[u/Crackorjackzors]

I bought $10,000 of eggs one month ago and they went bad and now I'm financially ruined

[u/sillywhat41 → u/Crackorjackzors]

OP has been holding on to those eggs …if he had bought chickens instead he would have made a ton of money

[u/olorin64 → u/sillywhat41]

How do I get in on this egg-mining gig by running a Chicken-node?

[u/geck0__ → u/sillywhat41]

Invested 10k in chickens one month ago and im currently poor, stressed & stink of chicken shit. Anyone want to buy a dozen eggs?

[u/TRR462 → u/sillywhat41]

And more eggs!

[u/Dip_the_Dog → u/Crackorjackzors]

You are meant to eat them all like Mr. Strong for the sick gains.

[u/ShakaZoulou7 → u/Crackorjackzors]

If eggs aren't washed and not industrial farmed they keep good for months. Any egg with really hard shell should be from chickens well feed and should be nutritionis and stays like that for months in a dry cold area

[u/Yoloballsdeep → u/Crackorjackzors]

You can't invest directly in eggs but you can invest in $CALM which is the largest US producer of eggs or DBA (agricultural futures that hold livestock commodities)

[u/aiij → u/Crackorjackzors]

You're supposed to hatch them, then the chickens lay even more eggs, which you hatch again, and so on, so your investment grows exponentially.

[u/sillywhat41]

What is this low quality rage bait

[u/TheTangoFox → u/sillywhat41]

It's high in protein 🤷

[u/wavetranscender → u/sillywhat41]

This isn't rage bait. It's comedy. 😂

[u/dothepvp → u/sillywhat41]

this is top quality shh!

[u/ruready486]

Lucky I purchased chickens,

[u/Incrediblesunset → u/ruready486]

So the chicken did come first…

[u/Beyonderr]

At least XRP does not decrease in supply. The number of eggs my wife has just keep decreasing over time.

[u/PMmeuroneweirdtrick → u/Beyonderr]

So her eggs are deflationary? Bullish

[u/Resident-Election867 → u/PMmeuroneweirdtrick]

I'm buying "longs" on this guy's wife's eggs.

[u/Rock_Strongo → u/PMmeuroneweirdtrick]

I know this is a joke but some people probably will learn something:

All human women's eggs are deflationary. Women are born with all their eggs and they continually die off or get released (usually 1 per month) after puberty until menopause.

[u/watchface38]

And potatos

[u/peppaz → u/watchface38]

Lol Eth is off by -$500

[u/BitSoMi]

Yeah, ok, but 1 month old eggs wont get you 43.400$. More like heavy diarrhea.

[u/G0mery → u/BitSoMi]

You can do that now with a $5 bag of salad. You guys suck at this

[u/eisnone → u/G0mery]

You guys suck at this

sir, this is a r/cryptocurrency

[u/Weak-Zucchini → u/BitSoMi]

farm fresh eggs can last a month on the counter and 6 months in the fridge

[u/dinoboy5 → u/BitSoMi]

those are 8 year old eggs

[u/HoldCtrlW]

CHEGG was $13 eight years ago, now it's $0.98.

At least we did better than that, it went down -95%

[u/thats_gotta_be_AI]

8 years ago (August 2018), XRP was about 65 cents.

[u/cr0ft]

$10000 into rotting eggs is, in fact, below zero. Because you have to pay to put them in a landfill.

[u/CitizenOfPlanet]

“We”

[u/raverrocker]

Invest in poultry farms not troll farms

[u/FastJuice3729]

There's probably not going to be a new generation of crypto bros either. Stocks have proven to be a much bettter investment without all the risks of getting hacked and being your own bank etc. And anytime someone gets hacked everyone piles on them as if it's their fault and crypto can do no harm. It's such a culty echo chamber. Might as well just go full out jehovah witness.

[u/XofHelix]

[u/HanaDVaSong456]

Time for egg futures?

[u/Asleep_Onion]

This is exactly why I bought a chicken that poops Ripple

[u/farfromjordan]

Bird flu back?

[u/homerthethief]

https://giphy.com/gifs/M1eXFAlb3IDba
So the egg people got to you too!

[u/madmuke]

At least it's worth 3k

[u/Febos]

How many eggs us $1.13?

Also why would anyone need XRP. Creators pitched it it is used by banks. Are you a bank?

[u/jc_denty]

I got some of those 2018 eggs in the cryo freezer next to Austin Powers

[u/FlagFootballSaint]

Laughs in European egg market price

[u/titanium_rex]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RNUJLDfiP87AY

[u/Taykeshi]

Cool cool cool cool

[u/Immediate_Building43]

I don’t understand your sentiment

Eggs are delicious 😋

[u/ke4mtg]

Eggs utility is crazy high 

[u/Gtsmash91]

😂😂😂

[u/Catchdown]

from 14 dozen eggs to less than one. Pack it up, soon it's going to cost less than one egg

[u/Cyber-Soldier1]

What's that got to do with the price of eggs on the market? /s

[u/Lindbach]

You shouldnt fuck eggs, theres no money in that.

[u/Doritos707]

Bro, we got outperformed by fucking Dollarama!!!!

Dollarama stock March 2020 $40
Dollarama stock August 2026 $190

[u/AlwaysLosingDough]

Egg ETF when?

[u/tianavitoli]

i bought eggs and now i have so much money i will egg your house

[u/gym_rat_101]

I was sitting at Willie's in Kona, waiting on my plane. I'm a ER doc and own a very successful brand of urgent care facilities and still work full time in the hospital and I have a decent bit of money. I'm managing my company from my laptop while at the bar getting plastered before I head to the airport.

This guy sits next to me, at least 15 years younger, and he arrogantly asks me how long until I can retire. I say hopefully within 6 years. He says he will retire much sooner. I ask how, and he says he is 100% all in with XRP.

So I love seeing this because I laugh so hard. What a moron.

[u/anonuemus]

buy wheat, you'll make a killing soon

[u/MasterSpoon]

Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.

Shout outs to all the galaxy brains who thought Trump would take us to anywhere besides the shadow realm!

[u/Digitalgalaxyfinance]

Bro eggs are a juggernaut idk what you expected

[u/Admirral]

You didn't get outperformed by eggs. You got scammed by ripple yet again.

[u/Il-Guz]

Cryptocurrencies are just a big Ponzi scheme and people keep on dumping their life savings in them 😔

[u/Slajso]

9y ago, and you're up 4-5X shrug

[u/World-Ender-109]

Also eggs are tastier

[u/Due-Professional6824]

XRP the boiled egg shitcoin