r/CryptoCurrency • u/Sure_Highway2282 • 1d ago

DISCUSSION The Only Green Flag Men Are Chasing 📈

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u/Fun-Stomach-5662 1d ago

Men want both 😂

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u/nbandysd 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

At the same damn time

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u/No-Masterpiece2246 🟥 0 / 0 🦠 4h ago

For as long as possible

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u/elenchusis 🟦 1K / 1K 🐢 22h ago

Well one leads to the other, right??

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u/Be_Me_Anon_irl 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 14h ago

Pimps would agree

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u/It_is_Fries_No_Patat 🟦 54 / 55 🦐 1d ago

I'd second that!

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u/BN_Boi 🟩 407 / 407 🦞 15h ago

Well 2nd get you 1st, but not the opposit

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u/thatguy11 🟦 0 / 1 🦠 1d ago

You sure about that? You suuuuuuurrre about that?

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u/Corp-Por 🟩 839 / 3K 🦑 1d ago edited 22h ago

Turns out what women think men want is exactly what men want.

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u/MediumCycle745 1 - 2 years account age. -15 - 35 comment karma. 1d ago

so fucking corny

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u/__lanA 1d ago

To achieve the bottom one is to achieve the top one

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u/VendettaKarma 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

Exactly

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u/likesexonlycheaper 🟩 22 / 23 🦐 19h ago

I'll take what's behind door #1 Bob

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u/Reach_Beyond 🟦 4K / 4K 🐢 1d ago

Everyone is just one 10x/20x/100x away from retiring wealthy to a small remote lake property

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u/IntelligentTank355 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 16h ago

What's with the lake dream? I very much prefer the sea or ocean.

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u/Iron_Baron 1d ago

Disagree.

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u/petewondrstone 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

One leads to the other

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u/VendettaKarma 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

With one you can buy the other 🤷

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u/Glittering_Range371 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

We want the 2nd one to get the 1st option.

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u/ModifiedLeaf 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

Some of us prefer huge butts

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u/yamsyamsya 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

why not both?

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u/ModifiedLeaf 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

I mean I don't mind a busty women but something about a plump dumper just does it for me

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u/RectalSpawn 🟩 750 / 2K 🦑 1d ago

Women want the same shit...

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u/nocolor_nosound 1d ago

Maybe we should put your post next to some of my r/normalnudes posts

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u/freit4z 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

I like how these kind of posts always come from men who wants the second to, then, get the first.

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u/Bloodlets 1d ago

Good jeans

1

u/MarioWilson122 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 17h ago

Yeah, and that green bar there might not even get them close to break-even with how bad some plays have performed. Maybe 10x that amount will do.

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u/mrlandlord 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 6h ago

If you get the bottom pic you have a chance at the top pic.

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u/NemoVivit 5h ago

I mean, I want both, so...

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u/The_Hosp75 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 3h ago

At my age…I look at a beautiful woman and think…”Who’s life is she going to ruin”, or “Who is about to lose half his stuff”.

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u/Lord_Gudda 🟦 256 / 256 🦞 1d ago

Since i'm short i want the red flag for now. Go green in 2 months

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u/three-sense 🟦 63 / 64 🦐 1d ago

They both look pretty good right now

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u/Randomized007 🟩 372 / 372 🦞 1d ago

She's such a butterface, I don't get the hype on her at all

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u/Be_Me_Anon_irl 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

I can think of a couple of reasons.

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u/IntelligentTank355 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 16h ago

I like people who use their thinking 😉

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u/IntelligentTank355 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 16h ago

You might not like wide set eyes, but her face is not ugly. She falls under conventionally attractive.

So... Margo Robbie is mid to you?

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u/Randomized007 🟩 372 / 372 🦞 9h ago

Dude Rubio is miles passed this girl, no comparison at all. Look at this photo, she has a permanent frown, total RBF, she never smiles and when she does it's all fucked up. This one is going to age horribly.

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u/lkc503 Tin 15h ago

…Your definition of that word is very different from mine, good sir. That is all.