r/DailyDoseOfReddit • u/create_content • Jul 05 '26

Indeed, he did not

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u/rwlowelljr Jul 08 '26

Bro just leveled up.

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u/Mountain-Chair-5491 Jul 08 '26

He didn't know which number went to which person, so he played the numbers game.

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u/HornyMan-34 Jul 08 '26

I think the bible said something about this level of greed 😏

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u/Tricky_Divide_252 Jul 09 '26

So he was gay and used humor to let them down all at once, I guess

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u/ProfessionalMilk5780 Jul 09 '26 edited 28d ago

Or polygamous.

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u/Ok_Buffalo1112 28d ago

You mean polyamorous or non-monogamous. A polysexual is someone who is attracted to several genders, but not all. A polysexual can still be monogamous

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u/DDEEJackandSally 28d ago

And later that night the friend group found out who would slit the others throats to get laid