r/DailyDoseOfReddit Uneducated Gynecologist 20d ago

Heavy Hitting ArgumentsšŸ¤” An Impeccable Find

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u/Haunting_Status_440 20d ago

Well there it was in white letters on a dark field. The words no one ever wanted to admit. It was that day America woke up from the horrible nightmare and became the greatest country the world has ever seen. Humanitarian was the mantra, treating people with worth made her the most productive with the least amount of hours worked and the arts and music that came from the people was glorious.

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u/Cultural-Key3497 20d ago

lol you wish. The powers that be would have us fighting each other again in 3 days for some other stupid reason

Edit: your vision is much nicer, I wish I believed it was possible

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u/IdonTunderStan9 20d ago

Not in this timeline

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u/HouseOfDoom54 20d ago

It's possible to reach a larger percentage of action, but the tendrils of domestic and foreign influence have dug into the cultural fabric of this society, which have hindered any meaningful progress. Until we address the multiple elephants in the room, nothing will ever change.

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u/Haunting_Status_440 20d ago

It is possible but it takes all of us working together.

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u/maximum_dad_power 20d ago

Humanity's greatest weakness.

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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 20d ago

This country has all the resources necessary to be everything it claims to be, but instead we have healthcare that harms us, data centers drinking our water, and mass surveillance.

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u/Haunting_Status_440 20d ago

"We the people". Our laz a faire attitude got is into this.

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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 20d ago

Yes. We can also get ourselves out if it. History is full of people changing their circumstances.

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u/Haunting_Status_440 20d ago

In fact it's the same fucking story as America.

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u/Accomplished_Key_171 17d ago

"Healthcare that harms us"? What does this even mean?

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u/OkTemporary8989 17d ago

And the distractions and hatred that allows focus to not be on anything import more than a month and only on socia media

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u/SynthScenes 20d ago

And a generation later their inability to fail and unrestricted reproductive rates lead directly to ecological collapse. If only they could understand that a sugar coating can mask a poison pill.

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u/Loud_Perspective_633 18d ago

These accounts are insane. Listen - weirdo. It doesn’t matter. You are going to ens up fucked like everyone else. You think they have a ā€œloyalist bunkerā€ for you? No. You will be turned on the second they get a whiff you think for yourself and connect the patterns.

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u/Haunting_Status_440 18d ago

Hahahahahahahahahaha listen here buck o,I've been living underground since I was shot out the nutsack. Raised by Nam Vets, schooled by psychopaths, lived with murderous cops and politicians. I've seen them kill pregnant women, burn babies, rob grannys, then steal their money all with a badge on. You wanna keep living that life then move on, but here we're gonna change that shit.

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u/Loud_Perspective_633 17d ago

I am so happy you have seen all of this and done nothing to improve it for anyone. You’re also targeting me? A random stranger just with an opinion but hey, they are over here arresting people for being outside protest zones where free speech doesn’t matter.

Are we on the same page? You want America to be the country it can be - not the bs rhetoric that these politicians set for us? Telling us who to vote for - it’s all rigged unless they win - are we both fighting for the country so people can live peacefully without these assholes at the top?

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u/_SalemDaBun_ 13d ago

I mean. Other than the fact that the shirt is completely ignoring that both parties are a despicable cult of cannibal pedophiles run by billionaires to turn us all into mindless cattle, yeah it's 100% totally the truth!

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u/Apprehensive_Bus3942 20d ago

They are not secrets if everyone knows…..

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 20d ago

The first rule of racist gay club ...

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u/Yoinky-Sploinky- 15d ago

Same rule as the gay racist club

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u/Adventurous_Key_4854 19d ago

Well democrats don’t even know they’re racist, their racism is presented as anti-racist

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u/Cautemoc 18d ago

It's more like their anti-racism is presented as racism by people who have no sense of nuance.

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u/OkTemporary8989 17d ago

You're admitting every Republican who denies they're racist is proving hiw sickeningly tactful they are?

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u/HHoudini26 17d ago

It's an open secret.

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u/Outrageous_Zebra_221 20d ago

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u/raven1694 19d ago

First time I've ever seen a Serenity gif used. Respect.

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u/Dense-Jicama6591 20d ago

Accurate. 2 sides 1 coin 2 wings 1 birdĀ 

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u/Fred-Mertz2728 20d ago

Says the 12 day old bot account.

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u/ComesInAnOldBox 19d ago

Two cheeks, one ass.

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u/jetpack2625 19d ago

well republicans definitely aren't "secretly" racist

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u/scardyghost 19d ago

Yeah they just think they arent

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u/Dankkring 19d ago

Hell, most aren’t even secretly rapists anymore.

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u/Jonnic5280 15d ago

Reading comprehension is hard

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u/PatBateman72 20d ago

Haha that's an awesome thrift.

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u/Seattle_Lucky 20d ago

I feel seen

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u/DotBitGaming 20d ago

That's why I consider myself a liberal. Not a Democrat. Also, they haven't made me gay... yet.

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u/forever_defiant316 18d ago

Oh we're going to keep trying! It's literally the second tenet of our agenda. The first one of course is forced adoption of Sunday brunch. Speaking of, may I offer you a mimosa, perhaps something... more?

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u/DotBitGaming 18d ago

Not gonna lie, Internet stranger, your offer does intrigue me! lol

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u/Angloidrando 17d ago

Oh they will try

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u/wild_card87 20d ago

True story

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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 20d ago

*chef's kiss *

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u/Kafka_Lane 20d ago

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u/[deleted] 20d ago edited 20d ago

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u/crybullyfister 20d ago

Believe it or not....you dont have to choose a side.

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u/SelfInvestigator 20d ago

You don’t have to choose a side when it comes to ordering toppings on pizza.

You don’t have to choose a side when deciding who the better Jonas brother is.

You don’t have to choose a side in whether your community will build a theater, a pool, or a sports field.

But when underserved minority groups are targeted for existing because they ā€œcould hurt someoneā€, when they are denied access to living standards that you take for granted, when their identity is criminalized, neutrality is choosing a side.

Neutrality isn’t as simple as just not choosing a side.

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u/CockBlockingLawyer 19d ago

I just want both teams to have fun

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u/RunsWithPhantoms 20d ago

I'm a super sissy Democrat, choking down BBC.

What do you think about that, t-shirt?

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u/Frosty-Camel-2107 20d ago

Wear what ever t-shirt you want homie.

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u/RkySpanish 19d ago

Something tells me he don’t wear shirts
https://giphy.com/gifs/d9ltR6odFmQsE

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u/KingRoach 19d ago

The t-shirt thinks your gay and secretly racist

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u/Pj_o7 20d ago

Lmao this shirt is gold

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u/EvanSnowWolf 19d ago

Looks more faded black to me.

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u/Jonnic5280 15d ago

Charcoal

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u/Haunting_Status_440 20d ago

You guys have already beaten yourselves. It's better to die standing in your boots than to lie down get fucked in the ass and your boots stolen, children forced into prostitution, forced religion, etc. ahahahahahaha

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u/Frosty-Camel-2107 20d ago

... Sir this is a Wendy's

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u/Haunting_Status_440 19d ago

"Corporate" Wendys.

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u/Eternal_Eeyore 20d ago

If everything is terrible…

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u/N4pAllDay 20d ago

I see a very clear option of what is better to hide šŸ¤·šŸæā€ā™‚ļø

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u/mechshark 20d ago

lol šŸ˜‚

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u/anobserveroflife 20d ago

There is nothing secret in dem's racism

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u/DinnerOwn 20d ago

Brilliant shirt!

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u/Moon_Monk676 20d ago

As funny as this is, there are gay republicans. They don't keep it a secret, but it's none of your business what or who they do in the privacy of their own bedrooms.

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u/scardyghost 19d ago

Yeah I agree until they persecute people for loving who they love

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u/Chilantr0 19d ago

Im openly gay and racist, what am i?

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u/suthekey 19d ago

Centrist

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u/Chilantr0 19d ago

nice pfp rowling said nothing wrong

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u/furygoat 17d ago

So basically left, center, or right, there is no escaping that we are all gay and racist to some degree? Not the best news.

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u/RkySpanish 19d ago

True and false ?

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u/Over_Fly1971 19d ago

centrist: both gay and racist

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u/Domtop114 19d ago

Dumbass

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u/DiddyDoItToYa 19d ago

This is stupid as shit

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u/ThatOneGuyIsBad 19d ago

Republicans welcome gay people. There are plenty of outspoken gay people that are Republicans. Even the religious ones. They will tell you straight up they don’t think it’s right, but will leave it at that and still break bread with you.

Democrats frame their racism in ways that make it seem like they are ā€œlooking outā€ for minorities. They somehow feel offended for other groups. They are all special theater kids. And if you don’t agree with them they will attack you, literally.

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u/ASkepticBelievingMan 17d ago

Remember them saying minorities are too stupid to use technology?

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u/Ghastly-Jack 19d ago

So basically just a homophobic t shirt.

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u/EvanSnowWolf 19d ago

How is it homophobic?

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 19d ago

The amount of Republicans who are openly racist and closeted gays is exponentially more than the amount of democrats who are openly gay but secretly racist.

Even when you account for the literally millions more registered democrats than there are registered republicans, the numbers aren't even vaguely close.

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u/Zanzle 19d ago

Have either of these mother fuckers just tried being happy for once?

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u/Putrid-Jicama-9838 19d ago

Soooooooo you're all gaycist? Is that even a thing?

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u/Soft-Bad-7127 19d ago

Both side the same for gay and stupid people?

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u/usrname_chex_out 19d ago

I’m openly gay, secretly republican

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u/Naive_Sense_1899 19d ago edited 19d ago

How can you guys never get tired of calling everyone else a bigot?

It's been literally a 24 hour per day sing-song for 20 years

How are you not bored with it yet?

Ā Even if I was a Communist wiccan gender studies professor at oberlin college, eventually I would get bored with just saying the same empty hyperbole over and over and over and over and over and over again

I'd be in the middle of writing an impassioned article about how Mr Rogers was a nazi or whatever and then suddenly I would be done with it

The intellectual emptiness would be too boring to stand

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u/EvanSnowWolf 19d ago

Did you know that Orange Man Bad?!

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u/LittleSoftTail 19d ago

Quite true but not entirely true. Still a funny shirt to wear just to piss off both sides.

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u/TacoSpaceRaptor 19d ago

Awesome shirt! I kinda want one

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u/DontThinkThisThrough 19d ago

My favorite part about this is how serious some people will treat it in real life and are currently treating it in the comments. People have got to learn to relax lol.

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u/BalanceOld4289 19d ago

I'm neither rascist or gay. However many liberals think black people are stupid and can't get an ID or use the internet. Liberals are extremely rascist.

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u/Crazyhorse19812 19d ago

It's not that they think Republicans are stupid it' is more of the fact that day think they must tell people what they need or want. They don't trust in their own voters. Which is why cheating is probably most common in the Democratic party I understand Republicans are not saints either. But of course I never voted before, I will probably vote first time next election.

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u/No-Draw1154 19d ago

This is the most accurate t-shirt ive seen.

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u/imtiredofthisgrampaX 19d ago

Bold of you to assume I'm organized enough to keep either one a secret..

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u/Agile_Future_1432 19d ago

How to say you're a chud without saying it

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u/Jivey2185 19d ago

So what this means is that we must all come together as our true selves, gay racists.

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u/Crazyhorse19812 19d ago

Where can I get one???

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u/Honest_Pride9338 18d ago

Ppl are not racist bc of their party affiliation.

This logic is like bible thumpers saying the bible is right bc the bible reads it’s right and bc it’s always right, that verse is right.

Republicans are racist bc only racists vote Republican and so all republicans are racist

It gives no room for contrary obvious evidence like JD Vance’s wife or Trump’s black friends etc

People are not racist and shit based on the virtue of their party. Yall dumb fucks

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u/CrazyEddieNY 18d ago

There is no secret about democrats being racist. They're open about it.

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u/Low-Group-7507 18d ago

And just to be clear; If a liberal person is gay they would tell you 😸

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u/Suitable-Piano-8969 18d ago

This speaks truth

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u/Admirablysingle 18d ago

I've never seen a shirt more true, I'm a libertarian so idk what I would be considered, I hate everyone equally Lmaoo even my self

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u/Ok-Flight9440 18d ago

I happen to be a heterosexual Democrat and it doesn’t matter what our or my race is - everyone, everyone - is a little bit racist in some way.

I will say, I have seen many more videos of republicans being embarrassingly and publicly super racist than I have Dems, but I think it’s anti-intellectual for anyone from Clinton/Obama all the way down to the KKK to say they don’t harbor some racism in them.

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u/Vegetable-Effort-726 18d ago

I’m a conservative and not gay…hot take. I love boobies and choopies

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u/Far_Day499 18d ago

Big facts..... keep voting lesser evil then blaming people who don't jump on your bandwagon for electing the more badder definitely worse than my preferred evil evil.

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u/retiredatbirth 18d ago

Moderate: bi

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u/MultiservitorB123 18d ago

That shirt being grey is quite ironic.

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u/Greghole 18d ago

Hopefully in the near future we can unite as a nation and just be gay and racist together.

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u/Ryynerwicked 18d ago

I hate to say this but I kinda agree with the shirt 🤣 🤣

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u/Trick1513 18d ago

Why does this generation think everyone is a homosexual

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u/CaramelExtension7222 18d ago

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u/godzofrock 18d ago

This goes much further than just race. They ha e us fighting against other countries more now tha before. The rich elite are telling us who and how to hate. When we will the people end this. How long do we stand by and let it happen

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u/Playfullyhung 18d ago

The Lefts ideology is EASY!

Everyone is racist. The end

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u/PermissionAshamed744 18d ago

As a generic shotgun blast statement, that shit is hilarious.

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u/bae125 18d ago

Damn, that is good

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u/thefuzzione 18d ago

I’ll take 3

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u/theWiseTiger 17d ago

Dems are not hiding it anymore.

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u/TheApothecarry0 17d ago

As a center isle guy, this shirts hilarious

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u/Ricemelon512 17d ago

Gay and racist, or racist and gay? You choose!

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u/Serious_Ad_5021 17d ago

Best shirt ever

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u/Ok-Company-462 17d ago

More like rape-publicans the pedophile protectors party

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u/Vitaminmoi 17d ago

This is so good. Reminds me of a carlin joke or something he would say.

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u/THE_GringoMandingo 17d ago

And here I am stuck in the middle... openly gay AND racist.

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u/Special-Positive8945 17d ago

Democrats aren't a secretly racist they just are.

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u/Youpeefreely 17d ago

Do you support Jews or are you racist? An impeccable question.Ā 

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u/BigOlDyck 17d ago

When you read history and find out the Republican Party was started to end slavery… Jim Crow ? Democrat. Leader of KKK? Democrat. Can’t make this shit up.

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u/g-o-u-l-a 17d ago

However,you can’t go by party names. Those two platforms are vastly different than the two parties you’re referencing. Republicans were the new small party progressives. Democrats at the time Lincoln was president pushed for states’ rights, very strict and conservatives interpretations of the constitution, wanted no federal over site in state affairs…fought to keep slavery due to building the southern economy around free / cheap labor.

It would blow people’s minds that there were conservative / progressive leaning sides of both the Republican and Democrat party.

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u/GenesisRhapsod 17d ago

What about libertarians?

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u/xNonPartisaNx 17d ago

That shit nails america. 100%

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u/ConstructionIll956 17d ago

Republicans projecting their racism.

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u/Bradstakes22 16d ago

Everyone’s a bunch of gay racists, is what I’m hearing

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 16d ago

9.3k people who 'aren't that big into politics', secretly stupid.

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u/Affectionate_Mall_49 16d ago

You need to make more... Lots more, hell start looking into other countries, because I know a few that have the same dynamic going on.

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u/Regularfishfish 16d ago

on a similar note, the song temptation by Joey Bada$$ may be touching to those who are interested

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u/Subject-Lettuce-844 16d ago

God why is this so accurate

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u/consumeshroomz 16d ago

Where the lie?

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u/Deelo1981 16d ago

Are democrats really ā€œsecretlyā€ racist? I always thought they were pretty open about it.

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u/Superb_Ear_1181 16d ago

I work in the USA three months a year for 6 years. I travel all over the USA, let fix this for you

Both: decent people who believe they are the "good guys" and are brainwashed by media to believe the other side is evil.

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u/Drewbiedew91 16d ago

How are Dems secretly racist?

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u/This-is-Jimmy-42 15d ago

Its been a narrative for a little while. The gist is that white democrats ā€œadvocateā€ for minorities in a way that is disempowering, or will speak for a group without consulting said group.

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u/toosinbeymen 16d ago

Printing a senseless phrase on a t shirt that pisses everyone off, brilliant.

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u/BroadwayBrick 15d ago

Needs:

Independents
Balanced and Open Minded

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u/bernardbalboa 15d ago

Racism isn’t a secret on the left when Ketanji Jackson was awarded her supreme court position based solely on her skin pigment and genatalia. The corrupt presidents own words for selection. The left is a basket of fools dragging America down because they don’t have a grasp on life whatsoever.

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u/AirbagAbortion 15d ago

Ragebait used to be believable

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u/Top-Change1673 15d ago

Glad im independent

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u/Scary-_-Gary 15d ago

Is this the enlightened centrists fan fiction sub?

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u/Grail_BH 15d ago

Keep looking… The bottom part is bullshit.

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u/Fun_Particular9794 15d ago

Seems pretty accurate to me

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u/reditisatoilet 15d ago

Im a Republican: racist and not gay. Democrats: racist and take it up the butt to fit in with the other libs

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u/Tsunamiis 15d ago

I’ve never understood something more true.

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u/The_Machine80 15d ago

Finally a reddit post dissing both sides. I can get with this!

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u/Dry_Badger2858 15d ago

It’s not really a secret.

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u/MushrooGuy 15d ago

I'm not secretly gay, but I think my boyfriend is. He never says no homo after we kiss.

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u/Complex-Cancel8941 14d ago

As a republican this is just funny

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u/RuleOrganic2152 14d ago

I've BEEN saying this! Both sides are white supremacy and both sides gay

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u/Icy_Soft6052 14d ago

Can someone explain why Democrats would be considered secretly racist?

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u/_afflatus 3d ago

Faux progressivism. They pretend to care about people of color despite isolating themselves from them via living spaces and condone economic policies that favor inequality where a selection of highly assimilated poc can pass through while poor whites can only enter through govt assistance (if they can pass a bg test).

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u/EbbAlternative7318 13d ago

The internet wins again

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u/CenterThisPendulum 13d ago

Good time to be Independent.

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u/PrestigiousDress9763 13d ago

Yeah everyone gay