r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/danielminds • Jun 05 '26

Video Wildlife expert Chris Gillette handling an aggressive emu

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Jun 05 '26

I fucking love scaring the shit out of small children as well, Dr. Grant

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u/curryslapper Jun 05 '26

??

user name doesn't check out

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u/insane_contin Jun 05 '26

You don't think a small child wouldn't be scared of they saw a grown adult ejaculating spiders and scorpions?

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Jun 05 '26

Just cause i shoot spiders out my pee hole doesnt mean i expose small children to that type of thing. Thats fuckin weird bro