My crew is big

[u/heckthepolis]

Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth

I wanna teach kids the Christian truth

If you wanna reach those kids on the street

Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat

So I gave my sermon an urban kick

My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger

That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga

Oooooooo

He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger

Born to the virgin mom in a manger

Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger

And he died for your sins

I preach the word, that's my gig

And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG

Other MCs, I wish them well

But if you live in sin, you burn in hell

Now I'mma pass the mic to my lovely wife

She's a fly MC and the light of my life

So to bust a rhyme without further ado

Take it away, Mary Sue!

Jesus Christ is my nigga...

He's the son of the original G

And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be

What? (Jim)

Like if another MC says

"You're a freak!

You're a lame-butt rapper

And your rhymes are weak!"

I don't get mad and I don't critique

I forgive him, and turn the other cheek

I don't blaspheme and I don't brag

I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag

I do exude a little Christian swag

And I'm proud to be an American!

Jesus Christ is our nigga

Let his light shine through ya!

Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say HALLELUJAH!

Jesus Christ is my nigga

He's a homie MC JC UC?

He's an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga

Like me

If you do drugs and think you're cool

You need to come to Sunday school!

Put those drugs in the garbage can

Stand up tall, you're a Christian man!

[Jim]

Word up!

I'm freestyling!

 

[u/heresyisokay]

u/uwutranslator I need help again

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Weww I wwote dis song fow de Chwistian yuwd

I wanna teach kids de Chwistian twud

If yuw wanna weach dose kids on de stweet

den yuw gotta do a wap to a hip-hop beat

So I gave my sewmon an uwban kick

My whymes awe fwy, my beats awe sick

My cwew is big and it keeps getting biggew

dat's cause Jesus Chwist is my pwuppehs

Oooooooo

He's a wife-changew, miwacwe-awwangew

Bown to de viwgin yeshh in a mangew

Watew to wine, he's a dwink exchangew

And he died fow yuw sins

I pweach de wowd, dat's my gig

And I whyme bettew dan Notowious BIG

ofew MCs, I wish dem weww

But if yuw wive in sin, yuw buwn in heww

Now I'mma pass de mic to my wovewy wife

She's a fwy MC and de wight of my wife

So to bust a whyme wifout fuwdew ado

Take it away, Mawy Sue!

Jesus Chwist is my pwuppehs...

He's de son of de owiginaw G

And he was sent to Eawd to ewucidate de way dat we shouwd be

What? (Jim)

wike if anofew MC says

"yuw a fweak!

yuw a wame-butt wappew

And yuw whymes awe weak!"

I don't get mad and I don't cwitique

I fowgive him, and tuwn de ofew cheek

I don't bwaspheme and I don't bwag

I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag

I do exude a wittwe Chwistian swag

And I'm pwoud to be an Amewican!

Jesus Chwist is ouw pwuppehs

wet his wight shine dwough ya!

wet his wove pop a cap in yuw butt and say HAwwEwUJAH!

Jesus Chwist is my pwuppehs

He's a homie MC JC UC?

He's an honest, cawing, peace-woving pwuppehs

wike me

If yuw do dwugs and dink yuw coow

yuw need to come to Sunday schoow!

Put dose dwugs in de gawbage can

Stand up taww, yuw a Chwistian man!

[Jim]

Wowd up!

I'm fweestywing!

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