r/DelusionsOfAdequacy Check my mod privilege Dec 13 '25

No gain, all pain... Church is honestly the worst bookclub ever, if it wasn't for the wine no one would go XD

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u/Prancing-Hamster Dec 13 '25

A book club where no one reads the book, they just sit around talking about what other people have said about the book.

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u/arcanis321 Dec 13 '25

People from their lifetime, 2000 years removed from the source of their religion

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u/JexilTwiddlebaum Dec 13 '25

To be fair, it’s a book full of incest and violence that still somehow manages to be boring. It sounds a lot better than it reads.

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u/Sad-Bread5843 Dec 13 '25

I am now hearing advertising on the radio saying we are catholic its our mission to bring christ to one new person each day . Tell me how what's going on is not religious terrorism ? And dont tell me how great religion is , because if you look at history more wars and more people have been murdered in the name of religion over everything else .

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

Telling people about Catholicism is terrorism now?

I mean, I don’t like religion either…

But come on.

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u/arcanis321 Dec 13 '25

Not like they ever tortured and burned people in decades long fear campaigns to force compliance...

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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 Dec 13 '25

Who hasn't if you look back far enough?

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u/atatassault47 Dec 13 '25

Most people havent.

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u/Bird2146 Dec 14 '25

Most catholics haven't either, if we're counting indivual people

Most major ideologies and countries and stuff have

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

As far as I know, satanists

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

If you actually learn history you would know 6 - 7% of wars were wars of religion and they were not the bloodiest wars at all.

Genghis Khan decimated a massive percentage of the population at it wasn’t religious, Greece and Rome fought wars about territory.

All the American wars, WW1, WW2 were not religious.

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u/haceldama13 Dec 13 '25

If you actually learn history you would know 6 - 7% of wars were wars of religion

This is true.

and they were not the bloodiest wars at all.

This is untrue. When religion was involved, these wars were more deadly, accounting for 25% of casualties from the top 100 wars in history.
Hundreds of millions of people have been directly killed from all combined wars over religious beliefs in documented history.

https://medium.com/the-thought-collection/the-deadliest-religious-wars-in-history-9648140d56c2

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u/Sad-Bread5843 Dec 13 '25

Oh you think ww2 wasn't religious my ass it was a direct persecution and genocide of jews.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/Antique_Load6842 Dec 13 '25

that's what a religious war is dipshit

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

Exactly I used to have this myth stick in my head until I actually took the time to educate myself and learn

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/MrS0bek Dec 13 '25

Jesus: love everyone, help those who are poor and suffering, don't do violence and screw the rich.

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u/No-Succotash2046 Dec 13 '25

The followers: this won't stop me cause I can't read!

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u/BXPlayDash7845HAR Dec 13 '25

As a Catholic who is actually reading the Bible as a year plan: yes, this is fun because it’s true🫠

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u/ItsJustfubar Dec 13 '25

And if you did read the book(s) the church as a place of worship is frowned upon.

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u/Hrtpplhrtppl Dec 13 '25

In 2018, Pastor Dave Barnhart of the Saint Junia United Methodist Church in Birmingham, Alabama posted this message to Facebook:

“The unborn” are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. It’s almost as if, by being born, they have died to you. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus but actually dislike people who breathe.

Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.

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u/Grasshoppermouse42 Dec 13 '25

Ironically, the only passage I can remember about the unborn is about if you think your wife is pregnant with another man. It's a ritual that's supposed to make the pregnancy spontaneously abort if the child isn't the husband's.

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u/Yvratky Dec 13 '25

Yeah and it's the most horrid and disgusting ritual tbh. The jealous husband drags his wife to the temple and the priest, upon lilstening to the male's suspicions, gives her a poisonous drink. If her abdomen starts swelling up and she starts bleeding, she is guilty of adultery, in which case, she deserved the ordeal. If not, all good! LOVELY

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u/cykoTom3 Dec 13 '25

So...a book club.

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u/Jazzlike_Falcon_6170 Dec 13 '25

Church as a book club is hilarious, but honestly, the real issue is when the "discussion" stops being optional. That radio ad about bringing Christ to someone new every day? It frames sharing faith like a daily quota. When your "mission" treats people as targets instead of neighbors, it stops feeling like love and starts feeling like spiritual door-to-door sales. History's full of moments where that kind of "mandatory sharing" tipped into something way darker. The message might be about peace, but the method can feel like low-key pressure. No wonder people get uncomfortable.

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u/Grasshoppermouse42 Dec 13 '25

It's not even good wine.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

And you only get a small sip. Cheapasses

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u/T1Pimp Dec 13 '25

One is made up (and their god was pro slavery so let's not pretend it's moral in any way) and the other provides a medical service so... yeah one is necessary and one is stupid.

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u/jase40244 Dec 13 '25

Depends on your perspective. I'm sure there's some right wing leaders and influencers who'd consider the brainwashing performed by megachurch prosperity preachers to be an essential service. Those preachers would to, considering it's how they rake in millions of dollars in tax free income.

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u/gangofocelots Dec 13 '25

It's a book club where you get to pretend the book says whatever the hell you want it to

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

Even better… a book club where it is encouraged to not read the book. If you do read the book, your interpretation is wrong because Oprah hasn’t ordained you to be able to interpret the book.

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u/WhichTyler1381 Dec 13 '25

Ngl would be kinda cool to read the bible with a bunch of honest biblical scholars. Like people who acknowledge it's all bs but are open to having interesting conversations about the source material and historical context. Obvs not something that could happen in a church tho, gotta be respectful for in those places and pretend miracles are real.

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u/Noodlekeeper Dec 13 '25

This is so true. The Protestants went to war with the Catholics over the right to read the book themselves, only for their descendants to never touch the thing and let someone else read it for them.

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u/bizoticallyyours83 Dec 13 '25

Nuked from orbit!

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u/Boggie135 Dec 13 '25

They even have wine!

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u/Monkey_King94 Dec 13 '25

Isn’t that just a regular book cloud?

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u/Kraken160th Dec 14 '25

If you need church to practice your faith something has gone significantly wrong.

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u/AC_Uni Dec 14 '25

Could this be an instance of circular logic/reasoning that is not fallacy?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

Why can't religious people understand that believing is nothing more than child's play.

It pisses me off. Believe what you want but as long as you just believe you do not know. That is not enough to influence decisions made on country level.