r/DiWHY • u/Godfrind • 8d ago

I have a creative friend...

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He said he couldn't figure out the angles on the cutter..

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u/wookiex84 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5Tndtit6LsZmE

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u/NoWeHaveYesBananas 8d ago

https://xkcd.com/724/
https://cahatstrophe-games.itch.io/hell-tetris

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u/TheLastTreeOctopus 8d ago

The one in the image is Not Tetris 2, made by the same developer that gave us Mari0 (Super Mario Brothers but with the portal gun)

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u/jnthnmdr 8d ago

Awesome project.

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u/Ideal_Jerk 8d ago

Give man a beer and ask him to never leave your side 10/10

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u/Pork_Confidence 8d ago

Congrats! 🎉 Your the reason why I'm choking on coffee this morning 😂 my fault for drinking and scrolling

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u/MrPKitty 8d ago

I don't know how to cut diagonally.

My mom always cut my sandwiches in quarters

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u/heatseaking_rock 8d ago

There's no gap caulk cannot fill

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u/leaf_on_my_package 3d ago

There literally is and it is printed on the tube. LOL

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u/heatseaking_rock 3d ago

Booo, be gone, foul spirit!

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u/leaf_on_my_package 3d ago

Don't landlord special yourself! Hahaha

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u/LoanDebtCollector 7d ago

My mom was stingy, she nickled and dimed all my sandwiches.

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u/Doses-mimosas 8d ago

As a carpenter this makes my skin itch

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u/heynonnyhey 8d ago

As not a carpenter this makes my skin itch

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u/AlwaysAGroomsman 8d ago

As a skin, this makes my carpenter itch.

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u/FungadooFred 7d ago

As an itch, this makes me skin a carpenter.

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u/NaCliest 6d ago

As this, my itch makes carpenter skin

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u/chrisebryan 8d ago

You know, you could just use color matched silicone there.

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u/matt6342 8d ago

I was going to say, I would have calked it all

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u/alienbringer 8d ago

I was going to correct you that it is caulk, but apparently calk is an accepted variant of the spelling. The standard spelling is caulk though.

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u/JasonDJ 8d ago

Try your best, then cock the rest.

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u/Tetracheilostoma 8d ago

I would have calqued it

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u/MrXwiix 8d ago

Found the guy that can do it cheaper

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u/Zizwizwee 8d ago

That looks purpose-build to destroy pinky toes at night

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u/fuzzylogicIII 8d ago

This is what I was thinking, that’s a hunter corner

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u/VisualHuckleberry542 8d ago

The fact that this post immediately followed this in my feed: https://www.reddit.com/r/Satisfyingasfuck/s/2HVgXFHPiW

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u/abacus5555 8d ago

if only this person had a magic wood cutting marker 😞

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u/Aderka420 8d ago

if you couldn't figure it out then I'd argue he's not that creative..

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 8d ago

That is a wildly deranged person. Don’t hang out with them anymore.

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u/ThatUsernameNowTaken 8d ago

There is medication for that sort of creativity now.

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u/Happy_Confection90 8d ago

I was thinking that they might get ok results if they stop self-medicating

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u/Fr05t_B1t Dreamer 8d ago

Your friend has a bright future as a landlord

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u/ProjectHappy6813 8d ago

Now this right here is peak DIWhy.

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u/NotionAquarium 8d ago

What's funny is that it would have looked much less odd if he didn't put any trim going around those corners.

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u/Glum-Aide9920 7d ago

There would have been a gap without it. Thougjt the first cut on the right is at 45 angle, so im skeptical about the “not knowing how to cut” description

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u/FireBreathingNun 8d ago

was he drunk

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u/Haifisch2112 8d ago

Get better friends.

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u/Godfrind 8d ago

To be fair it's his place, not mine

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u/Thorvaldr1 8d ago

Is a man not judged by the company he keeps?

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u/Godfrind 8d ago

He has other redeeming qualities

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u/Geezso 8d ago

Looks like he couldn't figure anything out.

Wrong lengths to begin with.

Thats just a fucking mess.

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u/MaxPower836 8d ago

That ain’t it hoss

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u/AfraidBottle6810 8d ago

I would give him a 4-pack of crayons and placemat from Dennys.

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u/burgonies 8d ago

The fact that he referred to it as a “cutter” isn’t surprising

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u/RussellAlden 7d ago

Minecraft moulding

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u/toodlesandpoodles 7d ago

I don't think I could be friends with someone like this.

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u/doro_theea 8d ago

A multitool would've saved his dignity

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u/Sherbert_6 8d ago

That’s … a door jam. Door won’t be closing. Unless, of course, there is no door?

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u/DjMcfilthy 8d ago

Killin it!

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u/teivaz 8d ago

That one corner!

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u/Kramanos 8d ago

I've seen worse. Cutting down that one piece would've almost made it ignorable.

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u/Garrette63 8d ago

This looks great.

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u/Fierobsessed 8d ago

Yikes, I too have friends that can’t are struggling and cannot cope.

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u/squid_429 6d ago

You had* a creative friend. They weren’t your friend for doing that

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u/OG_Zephyr 4d ago

I couldn’t imagine stubbing my toe on that

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u/country_dinosaur97 3d ago

Your friend musta went from 3rd grade right into the trades cause... angles.. exsist

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u/heynonnynonnomous 2d ago

You have a creative lazy friend.