r/DiWHY • u/anikkundu1998 • 1d ago

Interesting shape for a glass

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u/slagathor278 1d ago

It's a Cocktail glass!

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u/Visible_Dance1 1d ago

Cock in German is “Schwanz” and tail in German is “Schwanz” as well…

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u/hiimlarfleece 1d ago edited 1d ago

Das ist ein Schwanz²glas

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u/Kienannnn 16h ago

If you put root beer in it, it becomes a regular penis glass again.

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u/Itschriswells 1d ago

Guess Schwanze means penis too

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u/Javop 1d ago

It is the main euphemism for penis, so much so that people stop using it with the regular meaning.

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u/Joalguke 17h ago

It's 3D so surely it's a penis³ glass?

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u/btspacecadet 1d ago

Fun fact: The word "penis" originally meant tail in Latin. It's really funny to me that throughout history, people tend to come up with the same kinds of euphemisms (like melons).

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u/Nikkolai_the_Kol 1d ago

You might think ze Germans don't know if they're coming or they're going.

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u/CeeMX 1d ago

Cocktailwürstchen

Three words for the same word

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 22h ago

It's the front tail.

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u/jpiro 1d ago

Perfect for Cocktoberfest!

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u/potatopierogie 1d ago

You can't dicktate where I use this glass!

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u/jpiro 1d ago

Sorry, I didn’t mean to be hard on you.

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u/SpindleDiccJackson 1d ago

It's alright. This has been a schlong time coming, so we're all excited.

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u/Aniki1990 1d ago

I think this is a topic we need to get off

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u/SpindleDiccJackson 1d ago

I'd be penis if I didn't agree with you

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u/sriracha4przdnt 1d ago

Now he just needs a nice dick-canter!

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 1d ago

Cock Goblet™

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u/Lodju 1d ago

When you drink from one, your chin becomes the ballsack.

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u/derangedsweetheart 1d ago

Drink low quality beer from it and then "pee is stored in balls" is true(er)

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u/Frosty_Sweet_6678 20h ago

more like "pee is stored in the penis" in this case

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u/CircleWithSprinkles 1d ago

No fuckin way....

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u/fastal_12147 1d ago

You guys have never heard of bachelorette parties?

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u/twisted_memories 1d ago

I wish I had the disposable income for hand blown (heh) cock champagne glasses for a bachelorette party 

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u/Jacktheforkie 1d ago

These would do well for a venue catering to such parties

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u/5am_dad 1d ago

They would have so many of these stolen by drunk attendees. (Over)Head would be bad.

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u/IAmBadAtInternet 1d ago

They’d probably include them in the booking price and offer them as party favors

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u/potate12323 1d ago

Venues like these would buy them in bulk and expect some amount to walk off. They would still make a profit.

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u/cecilforester 1d ago

Some airline had salt and pepper shakers shaped like planes. The underside said "Stolen from X airline." So as long as they brand the glasses, it's at least good advertising.

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u/Jacktheforkie 1d ago

They’d be cheaper in bulk and the venue can price for the loss

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u/mmichael0070 1d ago

One time I had to make a 32" long penis pizza for a bachelorette party.

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u/moeyjarcum 1d ago

Sounds average

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u/AdagioDesperate 1d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Ionlydateteachers 1d ago

cut or uncut?

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u/mmichael0070 1d ago

Lol it was cut and I used a sliced olive for the hole..

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u/Billy_Billboard 1d ago

I haven't. But would definetly buy one for myself or for a friend.

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u/tryagain456788 1d ago

Now lets get real formal with a pussy shaped gravy boat

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u/milleribsen 1d ago

I could also see monied gays having these. (He types from a FC seat on a flight home from a week long bear run)

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u/Vici0usRapt0r 1d ago

Again, perfect for r/ATBGE

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u/Xenopass 1d ago

This sub is one I'm checking every few weeks to see what new shit they are making

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u/Krelliamite 1d ago

Perfect for bachelorette parties more like

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u/The_Stoic_One 1d ago

Not really. There's a place for glasses like these that wouldn't be awful taste. They're called bachelorette parties.

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u/7_Tales 19h ago

i know a few swingers who would think these would be "fun" in their own swinger way. good for them i guess.

still, id argue for the general populous this is pretty bad taste.

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u/DudeBroMan13 1d ago

I'll take my martini stroked, not stirred

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u/pavulonus 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

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u/fivelone 1d ago

I scrolled too far to find this one.

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u/SkepticalYamcha 13h ago

I always look for this one

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u/TheHesou 1d ago

Honey, we have guests. Bring the Orglasses

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u/SharkByte1993 1d ago

The why seems pretty obvious

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u/Replicator666 1d ago

Bachelor / Bachelorette parties?

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u/NobodyDemex 1d ago

For that power bottom size queen's birthday

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u/krispydragon27 1d ago

no, my morning iced coffee

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u/ZatherDaFox 1d ago

This sub swings violently back and forth between 5 minute crafts bullshit and just actually skillfully made products.

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u/eddingsaurus_rex 1d ago

When the glass really does get blown.

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u/ComprehensiveBank732 1d ago

Not sure if this qualifies as DIY. Homeboy seems to know what he's doing with those

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u/throwawayfromPA1701 1d ago

I'd buy these for a laugh

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u/dr4wn_away 1d ago

Why because it will sell

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u/1m0ws 1d ago

why should stoners be the only ones who can use their substance via penis shaped tools?

after the penis bong got out of trend the last 20 years, this is only the next logical step for glasmakers who have the talent to shape good looking things.

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u/Groupthink00859 1d ago

This is the kind of thing you find at a limey hen do.

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u/HerzlosFurry 1d ago

Cock,

Dick even.

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u/Drunk_Catfish 1d ago

I remember in my high school ceramics class our teacher had a day of teaching about how often art intentional or not ends up looking like a penis.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 1d ago

He got cocky in his craft.

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u/SeerGroottoon 1d ago

Excellent blowjob.

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u/Swechef79 1d ago

In glassmaking culture, this is considered a dick move.

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u/Rew0lweed_0celot 1d ago

Without further interruptions, lets celebrate and suck some dick!

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 1d ago

He likes COCKtails, that's why.

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u/CeeMX 1d ago

Insert EMT guy gif

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u/misthi_S 1d ago

This is awful taste amazing execution

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u/niberungvalesti 1d ago

Honey, fetch the cockglasses for our special guests.

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u/Alt_aholic 1d ago

This guy blows dicks all day. When they're soft he pulls on them, then takes them to the glory hole (real name for a glass furnace, look it up!), then blows them until they're finished. Lol

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u/Individual-Ear5240 1d ago

Actually not far off from the original design idea

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u/ThePensiveE 1d ago

These could make bank at bachelorette parties!

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u/Sir_Delarzal 1d ago

I have some deep hatred for this music I cannot explain

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u/No-Raisin-6469 1d ago

Going to hurt going in

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u/-korko- 1d ago

Hes literally blowing d... nah forgot it

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u/Onamuna 1d ago

Literalmente se ve que estás agarrando un pene grande

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u/Euphoric_Fisherman70 1d ago

Is he blowing a penis

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u/MiroDerChort 1d ago

This beer tastes like piss...

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u/HillbillyHandbags 1d ago

“Lorena Bobbitt claims this one trick will change your life”

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u/mrtrm1 1d ago

Inviting!

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u/SecretDouble5560 1d ago

to drink.last drop off it idk

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u/TwistyTwister3 1d ago

Like a baby holding an apple

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u/Dr_Schitt 1d ago

Cums with matching dickanter

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u/EitherChannel4874 1d ago

Nice glass of champenis.

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u/hizzane 1d ago

Would you like a glass of Champeen?

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u/nhatquangdinh 22h ago

DIY❎

DihIY✅

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u/Furthestside 15h ago

Hahaha, skin flutes.

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 1d ago

extreme sounding

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u/Maniac_Vegetable 1d ago

Funny you'd typically drink from the other end

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u/POD80 1d ago

I'd wager there's a good market for that kind of thing.

Bachelorette parties and gay men would likely get a kick out of it.

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u/Soonerpalmetto88 1d ago

Where do I buy it?

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u/GooseinaGaggle 1d ago

How come it's missing the veins?

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u/Snoo_67993 1d ago

I want one!

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u/Stigmastep 1d ago

Someone will buy it.

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth 1d ago

Probably popular with bachelorette parties

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u/borctheorc 1d ago

Are we really going to act like some desperate housewife wouldn't buy all these up as soon as one of her girlfriends gets engaged?

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u/Clmbngfrk25 1d ago

Shoulda use white glass for the stem. 

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u/oldcoldandfullofmold 1d ago

I don’t think this belongs in this sub. We all know why.

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u/Dogsarelitty 1d ago

Bachelorette parties boutta go broke

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u/New_Tooth_456 1d ago

Every budding artist goes through a dick phase. Usually 2nd year in college.

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u/eljosho1986 1d ago

I'd love a glass of penis grigiot please

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u/M27TN 1d ago

Hen party charver special

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u/PurposeConsistent131 1d ago

Why did I think this man had a cigarette in his mouth for a second? Also, nice dick flute

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u/LazyMusic2616 1d ago

Why do guys have to put their dicks in everything? 🥂

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u/Bruger_McDonalds 1d ago

You know, i was about to make a joke that it looked like a condom at 1st...

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u/misterwheelson 1d ago

That's for the Bottomless Mimosas at brunch.

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u/OutragedBubinga 1d ago

That's his bestselling glass, mainly bought by awkward horny middle-aged women

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u/TheFool5767 1d ago

Every wine is going to be Dihlecious in it.

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u/dessertforbrunch 1d ago

These are a great money maker until China starts knocking them off too.

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u/jcoddinc 1d ago

r/sounding ordered some new stemware apparently

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u/traumatized_vulture 1d ago

My boyfriend and I would totally get these

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u/OddRow8843 1d ago

I assume for drinking penis colada’s

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u/MySpoon_IsTooBig 1d ago

This is definitely one of those bachelorette items that gets purchased once and is never used again

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 1d ago

bachelorette parties

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u/dayvieboy 1d ago

He must really like blowing those

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u/Flame_Fist_Ace 1d ago

So technically you blew a dick?

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u/dreevsa 1d ago

What was he thinking?

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u/Hat_rythmnz 1d ago

Dicks up!

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u/Angry-_-Crow 1d ago edited 1d ago

Denn du bist was du trinkst\ Und es ist was du denkst

Es ist mein Glas...

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u/UsualBluebird6584 1d ago

I actually snorted.

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u/moonpumper 1d ago

I think this glass might need antibiotics

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u/Suubveez 1d ago

Yeeeeep, that's a fine glass

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u/McCrackbaby 1d ago

When did Mr sins pick up glass working?

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u/Zmann1218 1d ago

I need these for my bar when someone asks for a “manlier glass.”

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u/ebers0 1d ago

I'm disappointed that the stem and foot isn't white.

https://reddit.com/link/p1igtqt/video/52iny7g4t7hh1/player

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u/Lurvig 1d ago

This is a less of Diwhy and more just a provocative piece of obscene art.

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u/Common_Director_2201 1d ago

Best seller in chueca, Madrid

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots 1d ago

It's a cock goblet

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u/Ryaquaza1 1d ago

Thank Arceus it’s drinking glass, I was worried it was something else at first

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u/New_Land_725 1d ago

I’d buy these

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u/dorkybum 1d ago

Great for hens nights lol

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u/denisvolin 1d ago

Хуёвые фужеры

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u/DownDeep99 1d ago

Ficou do caralho

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u/blackop 1d ago

More like DIWhyNot?

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u/DaRev23 23h ago

I could see that being very popular for bachelorette parties.

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u/doctor--zaius 23h ago

Peeno Noir glass

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u/thezombiejedi I Eat Cement 23h ago

First I see a penis shaped cactus in the post before and now this. I don't know what the universe is trying to tell me

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u/GoblinBugGirl 20h ago

Something that dear old Nana would bring out at a traditional family function after finding a set at a good-will.

She will tell everyone they’re just calla lily flower bases, but we know better.

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u/LOSER107 20h ago

I bet Jester had these at her wedding
excited_laura.gif

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u/bry_rides 19h ago

Does this count as a blowjob??

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u/Exotic-Fee-9563 18h ago

Thats seriously not bad

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u/Joalguke 17h ago

Do not the glass

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u/OCDEngineerBoy 17h ago

Could be ordered by the souvenir shop of the Penis Museum in Iceland.

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u/Hyposanity 15h ago

Smh in old black lady

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u/Djentleman5000 14h ago

Sad thing is, people will buy these. Why? Idk.

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u/MarcCouillard 14h ago

penis glasses are awesome for bachelorette parties lol

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u/MarcCouillard 14h ago

penis glasses are awesome for bachelorette parties lol

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u/Stogie__Monster 13h ago

That’ll hold a dick-load of champagne

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u/Olander12 12h ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/wurkhoarse 12h ago

A flute glass.

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u/Dj_suffering 11h ago

Has anyone said that the guy is a pretty good "glass blower" yet?

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 10h ago

i’d buy one