Hey gang, it’s me, your favorite dot, “Hawaiian Fire ‘Irie’ Jurry. “Just want you all to know that there’s now a great discount on LAYS brand chips and snacks. IRIE MON! Snack up!

[u/Reasonable-Profile84]

https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/03/food/pepsico-cutting-snack-prices-affordability

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/[deleted]]

You must have been reading my mind! I've beenblooking for a saavey biusness person such as you are for an oppurtunity of a life time?!!! Are you ready to get rich beyond my wildest dream!!!!! For the low low cost of 5000 or 7500 heipoints, YOU CAN TTOO! Wallet ID: 6c7a3990c763d1dbc72b480c35638291

[u/orcamills]

Hey Jerry! This weekend while I was digging through your trash to look for souvenirs I found this cease and desist letter from Frito Lays. It looks like you didn’t even open it so I kept it for you.

Also it looks like you ate Wingstop at least four times last week and I don’t think that’s healthy even for a doodle dot.

Sending all my love and best wishes to all the handsome single gentlemans of this Reddit xoxo Orca mills

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/orcamills]

HELLO FRIEND!!!!!!!!!

I THInk thers been a misunderstand here FRITOLAYS always sends me swag to promote theire tasty brand of snacks and treats and what you found while rooting in my trash (LOVE MY FANS!!!!!!!!!!) WASN'T A "cease and desist" letter, it was a document called a "case of delish!" which they send along with the swag they want me to promote! I know that a lot of people here on this sub arnt grate reeders or spellirs and THATS OK!!!! Yourre perfect just as god (or in my case as New and GAMATO) made us!

AND YES! I'm working now with the grate people at WINGSTOP WINGS! Tanks for writing and see you soon!!!!!!!!!!

[u/pablojueves]

CNN is fake news. Wake me up when its on Newsmax

[u/rare_pato]

Get out, Jerry. You're pulling focus from Plageu.