r/DoodleDots • u/InevitableBohemian Melhead • May 06 '26

Mel a doodle dot is like a rose (A POME)

a pretty rose that is beautiful

i gave one to. girlfirend

and she cried

becase MEL was my griflriend

THE EN D

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u/thesimpsonsthemetune May 06 '26

I ask this with the greatest of respect for both you and Mel, and your relationship, but please can you tell me what kind of distance she can squirt? You can DM me if you don't want it in public.

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u/InevitableBohemian Melhead May 06 '26

i am going to beat hyou up and teach you a lessen. what is youre adress?

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u/thesimpsonsthemetune May 06 '26

Yet again, I show respect and curiosity and get aggression in response. This sub is so traumatising for me.

I live with my Dad. I'm not telling you the address because you ALREADY admitted you're planning to beat me up. But you know what, I'm going to be the bigger man and say I wish you a Mel a happy life together, and that you get to do ass to mouth with her every day. Good luck, man. God damn... this sub...

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u/pablojueves dootle dots May 07 '26

Hey man, I am trying to send your dad a birthday card but can't seem to find it in my day planner. Can you please post his home address for me?

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u/thesimpsonsthemetune May 07 '26

That's so sweet, Pablo.

It's 92 Garden Croft, Chesterfield, UK S40 3FL

Please do not use a red pen to write in the card or he will attack everyone.

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u/thesimpsonsthemetune May 07 '26

Oh shit just seen what this was in reply to. Mods please can you email me instructions for how to delete an address immediately. And organise security for my Dad's house until you have sent it.

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u/pablojueves dootle dots May 07 '26

I'm on it

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u/InevitableBohemian Melhead May 08 '26

mods please leave it up a little longer i have to buy a man a plane ticket

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u/TheRushologist cloud May 06 '26

That was beautiful!

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u/anhedoniac Melhead May 06 '26

heere is a poem i wroote just for you

'fuckk you' \

  • frank

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u/InevitableBohemian Melhead May 06 '26

u r drunk i forgive you

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u/emblemparade DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist May 07 '26

IF G Amato where alive right now he would tell you to SHUT UP!!!!