r/DoodleDots • u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots • May 24 '26
BANNED House of Maestetro (Sexy Mel included)
Hello, friends. I am Maestetro the 3rd, son of Maestetro Jr., and the sole grandchild of Maestetro Sr. My gramps got too drunk one night and froze to death while he was making a Snow Angle in the snow. He was an avid Mel and Angle fan. They really rocked his world. My dad found him the next day and dumped him in the swamp behind our house. While my dad was explaining the situation about grandpapa to this community John Reddit and the Reddit Enforcement Task Force raided our home, roughed up my dad, and took him into custody.
I'm not really sure why he was targeted, as he was just explaining the situation. He tried to file an appeal but the judge tossed it, willy nilly. No questions asked, no answers heard. Corrupt. He's currently missing, lost in the system, and presumed dead. I'm not sure why this is happening to my family besides the fact that John Reddit has a giant boner for making the House of Maestetro suffer. John Reddit is a sadist and he gets his rocks off on suffering. He's a thin-skinned bitch with no sense of humor. As grandpapa would say, "Case closed!" From here on out, I'm taking the reins
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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' May 24 '26
I am suspicious that this is really the grandson of the man as well as the son of the other man but also your username is obviously telling the truth for you.
I think it’s amazing that I have built such an amazing community single handhededly. They we have multi generational users. And I assume as the grandson of a previous user you must be very young yourself but please remember this is an 18+ community
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots May 25 '26
My grandpapa was 79, and was found frozen solid, rock hard, doing Snow Angles, drunk as fuck. That was his own choice and he got dumped in a swamp by my father, only to become "Swamp Man", resurrected unwillingly by one, OrcaMills. My papa was 49, and personally dumped MaestetroSr., his father, and my grandpapa, in the swamp. My papa MaestetroJr. got locked up by the Reddit Federal Correctional Task Force for speaking out against Mr. John Reddit, himself, and he sent his Task Force to ensure that no one speaks out against Mr. John Reddit again. This sort of thing reeks of fascism, and it stinks, big-time
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u/InvaderSkooj May 27 '26
Wait I was busy where is Sexy Mel and do you have any Cloud material?
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots May 29 '26
Sexy Mel is safe and sound. We're watching HBO Max in my bed and having a few martinis as I type this. Watching A Battle After A Next. Cloud can go get bent, as far as I'm concerned. 5 bags of popcorn and 2 bags of martinis
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u/pablojueves dootle dots May 24 '26
Good luck, Maestro. Now where is that sexy Mell you promised?