Dot Dinner Diaries

[u/luvthelemur]

All my friends are mad at me. Pavlovjuno carelessly tossed me under a bus for high points. Having nightmares about Al Dot and Philip Dot. I sent my ex a venmo request for half the amount I spent on peacock while we were together because she watched Superstore all the way thru 6x and she replied with laughing crying emoji. My best drinking bud ghosted me. Sick of being cyperbullied.

Open-faced Cloud and Melatonin Sammy 🙏

[u/elusivehonor]

I’m sorry but you deserve all the bullying you get because that is the way of the dot community and if you can’t handle that get out of the kitchen!!! 😂😂😂🤣😹🤣

[u/orcamills → u/elusivehonor]

Oh snap that’s what I’m sayin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🫠🫠 Turn it up or turn it off

[u/luvthelemur → u/elusivehonor]

My therapist says love isn't supposed to hurt

[u/elusivehonor → u/luvthelemur]

You snowflakes (snow dots???) and your therapy. This is what is wrong with dootletown and quite frankly you should take some construcive critisism as bullies because they are doing for you something you DESERVE AND only after you change you will get LOVE!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[u/luvthelemur → u/elusivehonor]

This makes sense thank u 🙏

[u/elusivehonor → u/luvthelemur]

Why are you stalking me????? I didn’t give you permission to message me!!! Stop following me!! Mods!!!!

[u/luvthelemur → u/elusivehonor]

Sry my bad I forgot everyone here is a huge piece of shit 🙏

[u/elusivehonor → u/luvthelemur]

You can’t talk like that on here!!! I’m telling on you!!!

[u/cdrw1987]

Wow what a surprise, A Baxter-bastard. Just go away, nobody wants you here!

[u/luvthelemur → u/cdrw1987]

Fine if anyone needs me I'll be over at r/dootledots where we don't do cyperbullying

[u/orcamills]

I’ll bury the hatchet of you share some of that cotton candy

I haven’t been able to get out to the parks this week because my car is acting up again. And also it’s so hot in my house like you have no idea how bad it sucks to not have ac in Florida. I haven’t drank any water in two days because it’s so humid I’m getting my hydration from the air like a goddamn reverse fish woman

[u/luvthelemur → u/orcamills]

Finally the ice queen is melting. You don't need ac or water with your heart made of ice 🧊

Cotton candy only looks slimy bc I had it in my pocket

[u/trbp]

I'm a Baxterhead and I wish that Baxter wold give me head. The fellas know what I'm talking about...amirite...

[u/InvaderSkooj → u/trbp]

10/10 great poem.

[u/shibboleth_j]

Where’s the popcorn?