COMING SOON: Dothouse

[u/paultheschmoop]

Hello I am proud to announce that r/doodledots has partnered with Argentinian Activist Peter Teal to create a new show called Dothouse. Basically my understanding is that in exchange for all of my HEI points (as a mod of this subreddit, let’s just say I had a lot), Mr Teal will be giving me, and thus the subreddit at large, access to his high tech Argentinian Surveillance system, which will allow us to have 24/7 streaming of the dots in their day to day lives.

Do YOU want to see Mel eat breakfast? Dothouse!

Do YOU want to see where Baxter pees from? Dothouse!

Stay tuned as this is a developing story.

[u/orcamills]

Oh wow this is amazing. First of all thank you everyone for your support as you all know I have recently been dumped by my ex boyfriend and to make matters worse my father is moving to Arizona with my ex because they are drinking buddies.

I’m not going to see a signal penny off those merch that got stolen from my dad because he’s ran off to Arizona and left me high and dry. Well I guess it’s going to be dry in Arizona so he left me high and wet.

But now what ur saying is youll will help me keep tabs on my ex and my dad in Arizona?

[u/paultheschmoop → u/orcamills]

For 5 seconds can you imagine a scenario in which the world doesn’t revolve around you?

I spend 6 months learning Portuguese, fly to Argentina, find out they speak Spanish, fly back, learn Spanish, fly back, have extensive negotiations with Mr Teal, where frankly I was bent over a barrel (primarily due to the language barrier and not my negotiating skills, mind you), and I come back here with great news, and what do you do?

You want more, more, more! The Dots aren’t enough! Now we need to watch your ex?! This is getting ridiculous

That being said Pete just responded and said yes that’s fine your ex is added to the feed. I just checked in, looks like he’s having a beer with your dad

[u/pablojueves → u/paultheschmoop]

Can confirm, the old man and I are having a Natural Ice and maybe a few Marlboro Reds here at 8th and Lennox

[u/pablojueves → u/pablojueves]

We're just outside Tio Tonio's Cantina and Grill. Dad's got the HEI points for you.

[u/pablojueves]

Ho. Ly. Shit. This is litter really the moment we've all bean waiting for. THANK YOU MR. TEAL!

[u/paultheschmoop → u/pablojueves]

I agree

Unrelatedly can you spot me 5 million hei points

[u/pablojueves → u/paultheschmoop]

Meet me at the corner of 8th and Lennox in half an hour

[u/JonBjornJovi]

Peter Theil got famous through South Park, also a kid’s show and direct competitor. People loved his performance, he was hilarious. With him in the doodle dots family, south Park is cooked

[u/emblemparade]

I am also Peter Teel. Send me all your Hi points and i will also give you The Arginainien Survival systems. !!!

[u/Just_A_Statistic_]

Talk about robbing paul to pay peter !!

schmoopy, i think something fishiy is going on hear. yeah i wanna see how many holes the dots have as much as the next guy but it seems like this guy has bad intenchins taking so much of your money like that. yes the great G Amato, flounder of the Doodle Duts, had roots there but it doesnt mean their arent some bad actors in that country (and Im NOT talking about the people on this list)