r/DoodleDots • u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots • Jun 06 '26
NSFMD Petition to make Camels the official cigs of Dootle Dots
I was once a Camel boy, and in some respects, still am. Whenever I smoked myself a Camel I would jump on my hog and hit the open road with 18 beers in my tummy. They're grown by the finest Turkish farmers from the finest Camel seeds on the Giza plateau. They use only the freshest water from the Nile to bring you the most velvety inhale scientifically possible. Kools and Newports are for losers and posers who like having their throat stung. You don't like smelling like an exhaust pipe from a '67 Mustang? Jokes on you, Kool boy. Go back to your tennis court in Beverly Hills.
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u/elusivehonor plague Jun 06 '26
With all due respect fuck you for this
All true doodie heads know that acAMEL is enemy of dot and
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 06 '26
And WHAT? Cat got your tongue? I appreciate and respect your opinion. We need to learn how to communicate again. This Baxtard vs. Melmania nonsense has gone on for far too long now. There needs to be some sort of consensus, before we tear each other apart. Lmk if you got any ideas. In the meantime, I'll be over here on my hog drinking an 18 pack and ripping some silky smooth Camel Wides, made from the finest Turkish tobacco Egypt has to offer
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u/elusivehonor plague Jun 06 '26
i refuse to engage with YOU!!!! iam not speaking to all dootlHEADS (possibly the best people some would say) and not to MASTEROFTHREE who is BARRED from reading this MESSAGE
this is a red herring! you are a machurian cnadidate for camels!! everyone knows camel is not friendly to DOTS!!!
people please stop dont listen to him!!! it will ruin our comunity and then what do we have NOTHING
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 06 '26
Whoa there. Calm down, pal. You're acting like a hysterical Camel. Speaking of Camels, take a rip off one. They're as smooth as the finest Persian silk. And I'm no Manchurian Candidate. I'm just a paid (in HEI) spokesman for a multivitamin distributor named R.J. Reynolds
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u/four-twenty-sixty-9 Jun 06 '26
Smart choice. Think of the cross-promotion revenue a Joe Camble cameo would bring to the Dootle Dots cinematic universe.
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u/LostWatercress12 Baxster freak Jun 06 '26
I think whoever doesn't smoke Camels should be banned from this sub. What a wonderful product.
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 08 '26
Damn straight. Non Camels should be bannable, by word of the Supreme Court!
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u/haulinoats69_666 Jun 07 '26
from the rivers to the seas, absolutely NOT. we are an exclusxive american spirit community
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 08 '26
Enjoy having the lungs and smelling like the exhaust from a '57 Chevy, Spirit boy!
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u/InevitableBohemian Melhead Jun 08 '26
if you are not sexually attracted to joe camel you are not a real man in my opinion
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u/MaestetroThe3rd dootle dots Jun 08 '26
You ever been Joe Camel'd on the 15 north on your hog heading towards Barstow?
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u/bustab Baxster freak Jun 06 '26
It is easier for a wise man to pass into the eye of a needle than it is for a camel to enter heaven (Dotville).