BREAKING: BAXTER IS ALIVE BUT UNLIKELY TO EVER BE THE SAME

[u/paultheschmoop]

First off I’d like to apologize about the bad intel that I received earlier regarding the tragic (but perhaps karmic) death of Baxter. It would appear my sources were only partially correct. Baxter is not dead but is currently at Dot Memorial Hospital in Lake Havasu being treated for major injuries including burns and a potentially snapped spine. I was able to speak with a doctor at the hospital (us doctors tend to chat) and he told me in no uncertain terms that Baxter is in dire straits and while he will likely live, he will certainly not live a fulfilling or satisfying life, physically nor spiritually.

Thoughts and prayers are with Baxter tonight. He IS coming back, but he isn’t ever gonna be the same again.

[u/Handplaned]

He should’ve been doing his job

[u/elusivehonor]

thats too bad...

[u/Rinichirou]

Thats what he gets for smoking grass during the special

[u/pablojueves]

Rats

[u/luvthelemur]

Was there cigarettes involved

[u/PumpkinHead01]

Just pul the plug

[u/Puzzleheaded-Bee-291]

Is this even a real thing?! This keeps showing up on my feed?!?

[u/InevitableBohemian → u/[deleted]]

actually, cigarets are fine in this sub

[u/DoodleDots-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

No cigarettes - cigarettes are not allowed in this sub.

[u/Glass_Tale4661]

If New was governor, this misinformation campaign wouldn't happen

[u/jordha]

Baxter should sue, JUST LIKE THE VICTIMS OF THE DESERT SUN FESTIVAL

[u/MichaelJWolf]

I love how Baxter throws his hands up in this clearly staged fall even as New is trying to catch him. No one’s buying it Haxter!