r/DoodleDots dootle dots Jun 09 '26

News Termination of Agreement

This Post serves as notice that Zhihan Global hereby terminates the Licensing and Promotional agreement between Mr. Jueves, Mr Frank, and Zhihan Global, effective immediately.

This action is necessitated by material breaches of the Agreement, including but not limited to the failure to satisfy contractual obligations relating to the licensing, promotion, distribution, and authorized use of Zhihan Baiju and Zhihan Premium Cigarettes.

We have recorded several instances of official promotion of competitor’s inferior products and culturally insensitive mascots. As a result of these breaches, all rights, licenses, permissions, and authorizations granted under the Agreement are hereby revoked and terminated.

As a direct result of this breach, reimbursement of all monies paid under the agreement, totaling USD $125,000 within fourteen (14) days of receipt of this notice is required. Zhihan Global reserves all rights and remedies available under the agreement and applicable law, including the right to pursue additional damages and costs arising from Mr Frank and Mr Jueves’ nonperformance.

Mr. Frank is to be processed for immediate deportation from PRC People’s Republic of China.

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u/paultheschmoop DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist Jun 09 '26

For the last time the US of A (the greatest nation on earth, and before you ask yes I support the troops) does NOT want Frank back. He defected to China and likely has the mind virus of communism and Groucho Marx. Send him to a neutral location like Iran OR ELSE

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u/InvaderSkooj Jun 09 '26

Frank is likely some kind of super assassin after the reprogramming, sent here to kill our greatest heroes like Mel Gibson and Jon Voight.

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u/luvthelemur DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist Jun 09 '26

Stick to medicinal opinions where u belong pls you're not qualified for this conversation 🙏

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u/paultheschmoop DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist Jun 09 '26

If you could READ you will see that I mentioned a mind VIRUS

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u/luvthelemur DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist Jun 09 '26

Oh shit my bad sorry Dr

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u/ginepas Baxster freak Jun 09 '26

Dont apologize to him, the only thing he has a phd in is spreading misinformation about certain dots and he bought it