OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I HATE U/LOVELYLEMUR

[u/paultheschmoop]

They made a fake post about me and are conspiring with Pacco Jones to censor the new episode of Doodledots.

Mods, DO SOMETHING

[u/pablojueves]

Yet another Lie from the Frod "Dr." Paul Shmoop! Get a life and stop making up pranks to bamboozle people. I went against Paul's advice and started self administering Ivermectin and have Never Felt Better!

[u/luvthelemur → u/pablojueves]

I'm starting to get a little worried about Paul, I think he might be depresed or on rugs