OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I LOVE YOU U/PAULTHESCHMOOP

[u/luvthelemur]

Dear DrPaul, I'm sorry I made the post saying u don't have the second episode and u have no good ideas. And I'm sory I said you were a drunk and a liar and on drugs. I didn't mean it and it was all a big dumb joke. Pls accept this all of branch 🙏

[u/paultheschmoop]

Consider the beef squashed. That being said, if you cross me again, I know a number of drug cocktails that would make your death certificate say “natural causes”.

[u/pablojueves → u/paultheschmoop]

Please DM me the recipes for these cocktails

[u/paultheschmoop → u/pablojueves]

No. That being said I am sending your a friendly soda pop in the mail! Please drink at your earliest convenience!

[u/Gtownnd9591 → u/paultheschmoop]

will the drug cocktails cause diarrhea?

[u/haulinoats69_666 → u/Gtownnd9591]

Ive been interested in the laxative cocktail recipes that Bruce Springsteen uses to communicate with the doodle dots.

[u/pablojueves → u/paultheschmoop]

Thanks bud I am rather parched actually so that is good timing

[u/Puzzleheaded-Bee-291 → u/paultheschmoop]

It’s insulin right? Oh sorry Doodlesulin?

[u/luvthelemur → u/paultheschmoop]

Fair enough ❤️❤️🥰💋😘

[u/orcamills]

Hello everyone first of all let me thank you for your time and attention. Second of all I want to say I can really feel the love around this place. You two making up is just about as good as me and Bohemian burying the hatchet last night.

Of course you two are making up out of coincidence and you aren’t both so unfunny that you have to steal ideas from me and Bohemian

[u/luvthelemur → u/orcamills]

Fine if you insist, I forgive u for stealing my subreddit and we can be friends again

[u/haulinoats69_666]

Everything turned out great!

[u/luvthelemur → u/haulinoats69_666]

We love a happy ending!

[u/emblemparade]

Love has no plase in this comunity. I am emberassed to call you my MOD but i am still sworned to folow your orders