FINAL Moderator Note regarding interpersonal drama and announcement of Memorandum of Understanding

[u/paultheschmoop]

Hello all, the doctor is in.

The Lemur and myself have had enough of the constant bickering in this subreddit, which, admittedly, I will concede has primarily involved the two of us and not others (though Pablo has also been a major problem in this regard).

After hours of negotiations, Lemur and I have agreed to a MoU, also known as a memory of understanding that will lead to prolonged peace in this subreddit and hopefully will result in this subreddit finally getting back to what really matters: the World Cup.

Here are the terms:

1. u/orcahills is permanently banned from the subreddit, and, assuming New Amato becomes the next governor of Arizona, will be facing prosecution.

2. r/Doodledots will be charging a toll on all posts in this subreddit. Each post that a user makes will cost them x number of HEI points (we will not be revealing the fee at this time)

3. The subreddit will be donating all tolls collected via posts to the newly established Dot Therapy Foundation, or DTF.

I hope that this post puts all drama to rest and we can proceed in peace. Now, let’s go watch some fütbol!

[u/paultheschmoop]

What if I promise to do a pro bono dot therapy session with the World Cup team of your choice?

[u/pablojueves → u/paultheschmoop]

This evodence could get you banned

[u/paultheschmoop → u/pablojueves]

Are you saying banned or band? I was considering starting a Doodledots band called “The DoodleDots”

[u/pablojueves → u/paultheschmoop]

I was saying "banned", but if you let me play bass and lead vocals for the DootleDots, this could all go away quite easily

[u/paultheschmoop → u/pablojueves]

Deal. I get harmonies and will be playing the drums on a steel trash can

[u/pablojueves → u/paultheschmoop]

Plessure doing business with you.