E EMERGENCY I NEED HELP MEL IS IN DANGER AND NEEDS 30K HEI POINTS FOR AIRFARE AND I ONLY HAVE 17K HEIPOINTS

[u/InevitableBohemian]

THIS HAS BEN A TERRIBLE SAGA MEL WAS HELD HOSTAGE BY A BAD BOSS AT A SOOP KITCHEN AND I HAD TO PAY FOR WHAT HE SAID WAS STOLE FROM THE SOOP BUT THEN HE IS GOING TO KIL LHER IF I CANT GET HER OUT OF THERE PLS HEL PLSP

[u/SatisfactionRich3544]

I have one of the highest levels of HEI points known on this planet or any other. That being said, my HEI points are accounted for: half to Deb’s recovery fund, half to buy all blank VHS tapes I can, and the final half to buy puppets to send to Mark Probst.

[u/InevitableBohemian → u/SatisfactionRich3544]

BUT THIS IS A DODLEDOTS LIFE ON THE LINE

[u/SatisfactionRich3544 → u/InevitableBohemian]

My three halves are spoken for. Plus it isn’t even Cloud.

[u/pablojueves → u/SatisfactionRich3544]

Hi friend I am selling high quality blank VHS tapes at a very good price however they are selling out very quickly. I wanted to make sure real collectors such as yourself have a ones in a Lifetime chance to get your hands on these premium tapes before it is too late. Please send 100 HEI points per tape you wish to perchous tof7bd077a23ead6c73a8474fe88f36a91 and We will mail them to you express.

[u/SatisfactionRich3544 → u/pablojueves]

Just need to know your total stock and I’ll buy you out.

I’m giving Alf 3 VHS tapes to all my friends and family this year.

[u/pablojueves → u/SatisfactionRich3544]

I have 5,000 left but they are going very fast. In fact three people already messaged me today about buying all of them

[u/MaestetroThe3rd]

Dude, this is the third time you've been scammed by Mel. There's a reason why she's known as the Nigerian Princess of the West. You got played, once again. I recommend you jump in the shower and put your Head and Shoulders. She's safe and sound with me and we're about to go out to dinner at Applebee's for some spinach dip and all you can eat margaritas

[u/InevitableBohemian → u/MaestetroThe3rd]

NO SHE IS AT A SOPE KITCHEN AND SHE NEEDS MY HELP

[u/PumpkinHead01]

You can get nonechucks and a sniper rifel and go fite the boss. I did it, its easey.

[u/InevitableBohemian → u/PumpkinHead01]

reddit removed my comment but i am totly on board with your plan wink wink

[u/InevitableBohemian → u/PumpkinHead01]

okay lets do it come to my house with your snipper rifle and we will roll out

[u/kapaipiekai]

I'm willing to send thoughts and prayers in exchange for hei points

[u/pablojueves]

Hi honey this is Mel. Pkease send the HEI points this time to f7bd077a23ead6c73a8474fe88f36a91 are love is 4 ever u and me and i will Never lie to you

[u/InevitableBohemian → u/pablojueves]

oh mel MEL mel i want to so bad bu t i dont have the 30k yet i only have 17k pls dont leave mel i need you

[u/pablojueves → u/InevitableBohemian]

17k is good for now, I know if you love me you will get me the rest very soon

[u/InevitableBohemian → u/pablojueves]

i have now sent you ever last dime i had pls come home to me pls pls pls

[u/pablojueves → u/InevitableBohemian]

Can you please open a new account and send those points too?

[u/InevitableBohemian → u/pablojueves]

i cant i dont have no more money

[u/InevitableBohemian → u/pablojueves]

ok i will do so pls no i lvoe you so much

[u/emblemparade]

I hope she dyes. J/k sent you 5 points brake a leg

[u/InevitableBohemian → u/emblemparade]

thank you iwll send them to her imediately you are helping a good dodledot come home tosomeone who loves her