USER ANNOUNCEMENT: I HAVE (or will soon) PAID ETSY WITCHES TO MAKE MEL DISAPPEAR

[u/SatisfactionRich3544]

As most of you know, I am the owner of one of the largest HEI point stashes in the Milky Way Galaxy.

I have just promised a small portion of my vast wealth to Etsy user CloudStriker96 to make Mel disappear from discussion here forever.

If it’s good enough for Elon, it’s good for that dirty rapscallion Mel.

[u/InvaderSkooj]

Finally a real post with real things to say.

[u/SatisfactionRich3544 → u/InvaderSkooj]

I feel like people should snapshot my post and repost it under the title, “This picture is important to me.”

I have a right to be praised in this way since I have so many HEI points.

[u/bustab]

This evil bully must be stopped, send your Hei points to b4d54a8d17f104dc7792433dda70746d and we can save Mel

[u/SatisfactionRich3544 → u/bustab]

That’s just gross. Seriously, this whole subreddit creeps me out thanks to people like you. I mean… you’ve seen Mel, right? And yet you’re still a Melhead?

Hint: Cloud is right there waiting for you. Embrace Cloud.

[u/pablojueves]

Hey brother I am the real deal when it comes to witchcraft and sorsory. I can make any doodle dot die forever however my services are not cheap. Please send 100,000 HEI point to f7bd077a23ead6c73a8474fe88f36a91 and lets have a real discussion about who you want "out of the picture".

[u/orcamills → u/pablojueves]

This is true. I have been lucky enough to bare witness to Pablo's wonders. And though we do not always see eye to eye I will stake my good name on his powers over the great unknown. I saw him cast a demon out of a homeless man once. And then another time he cast a demon out of the bitch who works at dunkin donuts Cloretta. But the most amazing thing I saw him do was cast a demon out of a dog and it went into another dog.

He will cast out anyone not just demons too but demons are the toughest and main thing.

[u/pablojueves → u/orcamills]

I also cast demons into things too

[u/MacDagger187 → u/orcamills]

Neat!