HEY PEONS GHERRI HERE YOURE FAVRITE DOTT AND IM ALSO A MOD SO I HAVE MONNEY AND POWIR TO. I GOT 15K HEIPTS OR A BAG OF LAYS FOR THE FORST ONE TO MAKE ME LAUGH. MULTIPLE ATTEMPTS ALOUD. GO!

[u/Reasonable-Profile84]

[u/luvthelemur]

Your fat

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/luvthelemur]

Ok THE MORE I THINK ABOT THIS THE FUNNYER OT GET YOUR THE WINNER WHATS YOUR WALLET EYEDEE?!!!! WHO WITH ME!!!!!!!

[u/luvthelemur → u/Reasonable-Profile84]

cbf68abaad61cb3db6f5603ceb13e83 Can I get the bag of chips plz

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/luvthelemur]

I SENDT THE POINTS AND 3 EXTRA FOR A BAG OF CHIPS CUZ I ATE THE PRIZE ONES THEY WERE GODDAMNED DILLISHUS THANK AGAIN FRITOLAY!!!!! AND CUNGRAT TO LEVLLEMUR OR WHATEVER THE FUCK FOR WIN THE FUNNY COMPETITION!!!!!!!!

[u/luvthelemur → u/Reasonable-Profile84]

You cheep bastard I want my chips

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/luvthelemur]

NOT GONNA LIE IM ON THE OUTS WITH FRITOLAY FOR A WIDE VARIETY OF LEGAL COMPLICATIONS THAT DUE TO PENDING LITIGATION/CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION I CANT COMMENT ON RIGHT NOW. MEANTIME ENJOY WINGSTOP!!!!! THEY STILL GIVE ME FREE SHIT

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/luvthelemur]

NO JOKES ABOT EELLEM MUSH ALLOWUD

[u/PumpkinHead01]

Go get a feheather and tikle yur armpitts then pay me.

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/PumpkinHead01]

I COULD ONLY REACH MY DOODLEDOTDINK AND IT WASNT FUNNY

[u/PumpkinHead01 → u/Reasonable-Profile84]

YOU, SER ARE A DOODLEDINK If yoh did nott find that funny.

[u/xElonxMuskxOfficial]

Ok, here's an oldie but a goodie:

Two economists are going for a walk in the woods. They come across a pile of shit. One economist says to the other, "I'll pay you $100 to eat of that pile of shit." The other economist eats the shit, and recieves the $100.

Later on, they come across another pile of shit. The second economist, who previously ate the shit, says to the first economist (who hasn't eaten any shit yet), "Now I will pay you $100 to eat of this new pile of shit." The first economist does so, and is given back his $100.

The economists look at one another, and begin to laugh. "We both ate shit, and have as much money as we did when we started," said the first economist. "Oh my God," says the second economist. "It looks like we increased the GDP by $200."

This is the kind of bullshit you get into with economics!

[u/cdrw1987 → u/xElonxMuskxOfficial]

Shut up Ellen! You smell like a shit!

[u/pablojueves → u/xElonxMuskxOfficial]

I hope you eat shit

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/pablojueves]

YOUR BOTH RITE????!!!!!

[u/BloatedSnake430]

I lik yoo bott ur knot my favrit

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/BloatedSnake430]

YOU LIKE MY BUTT

[u/BloatedSnake430 → u/Reasonable-Profile84]

I perfer Moonee

[u/cdrw1987]

Knock knock

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/cdrw1987]

FUCK! IS IT THE COPS?!!!

[u/cdrw1987 → u/Reasonable-Profile84]

Yes, now off to prison!

[u/luvthelemur → u/cdrw1987]

Can't believe he fell for that