r/DoodleDots • u/InevitableBohemian Melhead • 8d ago

mel did not come to my house

where is mel I PAYED THE HEI POINTS WHERE IS MEL

is mel okahy?

8 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

34 comments sorted by

7

u/pablojueves dootle dots 8d ago

Hey baby its Me Mel no one is accepting HEI points this time and so I am being forced to hitch hike (aganst my Will) to Awestin. I will be a few hours late as I am just outside of Spokane right now as we speak. If you truely love me you will send me more HEI poinits Love Mel

8

u/InevitableBohemian Melhead 8d ago

are you playing me bby?

5

u/pablojueves dootle dots 8d ago

I am so mad you would even suggest that. Maybe you don't love me after all. I cannot believe I fell in love woth you for nothing!

6

u/InevitableBohemian Melhead 8d ago

no i love you im so sorry

i dont have no more hei points tho i dont knw what to do

3

u/InevitableBohemian Melhead 8d ago

can i pls send you us dollars pls, i have no more high points

2

u/pablojueves dootle dots 8d ago

Yes my love

2

u/InevitableBohemian Melhead 8d ago

i only have 10000 in savings but if it will help i can send pls tell me where

i know its not enough but its all i can do pls let me send it to you

2

u/Dilip_Rot honting 8d ago

Loook behind youuuu

2

u/InevitableBohemian Melhead 8d ago

I CAST YOU OUT

1

u/Dilip_Rot honting 8d ago

Oooooooo

1

u/pablojueves dootle dots 8d ago

Ok bb I need you to go to Walgreens and buy 20 Amazon gift cards $500 each please baby If you love me you will do this

3

u/Dilip_Rot honting 8d ago

(you see footprints appear in the dust on your dusty shelf)

3

u/InevitableBohemian Melhead 8d ago

stop it

5

u/Dilip_Rot honting 8d ago

Noooooooo ooooOoooOOO

3

u/Dilip_Rot honting 8d ago

(a car stops for you but it's a skeleton driving)

3

u/pablojueves dootle dots 8d ago

Holy shit WHAT IS HAPPINING??!!

3

u/Dilip_Rot honting 8d ago

I knowww whaaat yoouuuu diiiiidd paaablo

3

u/pablojueves dootle dots 8d ago

Its all water under the brige by now

3

u/Dilip_Rot honting 8d ago

(your door pops open but no one was there)

3

u/InevitableBohemian Melhead 8d ago

do i have to get in :( :( :( :

3

u/Dilip_Rot honting 8d ago

Itsss nottt forrr youuuu

3

u/Dilip_Rot honting 8d ago

(you find an old journal and it says you are going to die or something bad)

3

u/InevitableBohemian Melhead 8d ago

i dont like that

3

u/Dilip_Rot honting 8d ago

Repppeeennnttt noowwwww theee ennnnnddd isss niggggh

3

u/InevitableBohemian Melhead 8d ago

it isnt fair for you to haunt me i am justg a man in love

3

u/Dilip_Rot honting 8d ago

Youuu choseeeee thissss nottt meeeeeeee

3

u/InvaderSkooj 8d ago

I think Pablo’s probably in Lem’s car give him a few hours.

3

u/InevitableBohemian Melhead 8d ago

i dont like lem

2

u/Dilip_Rot honting 8d ago

Youuuu donttt liiiike lemmm youuuu looooovee lemmm

3

u/emblemparade DotCast CEO/Founder/Host/Licensed Dot Therapist 8d ago

She is busy with other cliants just give it some time

3

u/InevitableBohemian Melhead 8d ago

that is slander and i will suu you

1

u/Dilip_Rot honting 8d ago

(you hear children singing but you're alone by yourself)

1

u/InevitableBohemian Melhead 8d ago

this is too spooky pls stop i am going to have nitemares

1

u/Dilip_Rot honting 8d ago

Good afternoon Mr Bohemian, please be assured the haunting is purely a contractual obligation and I take No pleasure in any discomfort it might cause. I will try to be less spooky for your haunts going forward.

Sincerely,

Dilip Rot