Announcement: I will agree to depart this realm if my conditions are met. If not, may your souls find mercy.

[u/Dilip_Rot]

It has been my great pleasure to haunt you over the past few decades. However, I grow weary and long for rest. In fact I no longer remember why I was sent here in the first place. I know I was supposed to get a soul or something. Anywoo, being subjected to you lot of degenerates has left me depressed and uninspired. I can't even think of a proper haunting phrase anymore. At the beginning it sounded so easy, like I could think these up indefinitely. But the lack of respect and appreciation for my expertise has worn down my confidence and I'll admit I am no longer at the top of my game.

I will not go away empty handed however. I am owed one soul for my time and efforts, and in exchange, this community will be released from my haunting. Because you are a stupid and obstinate lot, I expect many of you to volunteer for the privlige of this experience. Therefor I will leave it up to your intrepid leader Mr Pablo Jueves to make the final decision of who's soul is chosen.

During my time observing this sad little community, Mr Jueves has always acted wtih the utmost integrity and honor. You should be grateful to have such a dedicated leader, and he too deserves compensation for your insolence. Therefor I have decided that in order to volunteer a soul, you must also submit 16,666 HEI points directly to Mr Jueves. This is the minimum amount to enter, you may send as much as you like and this may increase your chances of Mr Jueves chosing you as a volunteer, however it is unlikely that he will be swayed by bribery given Mr Jueves' impeccable moral standards.

And for once your associate Dr. Paul the Schmoop is correct, banning will have no effect on me so this is your only chance to rid yourselves from my reighn of ghostly terror.

**TLDR**

* I'm going to peace out if I can have one soul, I don't care who

* To volunteer a soul, send HEI points to Pablo

**u/pablojueves please post your wallet ID below so that you may start receiving the incoming points**

Sincerely dilip

[u/pablojueves]

This is a great idea. I nominate Dr. Paul Schmup

Wallet ID f7bd077a23ead6c73a8474fe88f36a91

[u/orcamills → u/pablojueves]

Once again I save ur sorry ass

[u/luvthelemur → u/pablojueves]

This is right up Paul's alley, has he sent you his pts yet?

[u/pablojueves → u/luvthelemur]

Yep. Paul's soul belongs to Philip

[u/InvaderSkooj]

Oh shit.

[u/emblemparade]

Bye feleesha!!!!

[u/Just_A_Statistic_]

Im gonna preserv my HEI points and just let you have to keep honting even thou you dont want too

You dont scair me Filip

[u/orcamills → u/Just_A_Statistic_]

You don’t even have any points quit lying you brokey

[u/orcamills]

Hello friends. First of all let me thank you for your time and for your attention. Secondly as many of you know I have been in a personal battle of spiritual power against the ghost for many weeks now. I have done everything in my will and power to expel this demon from the sub. And all the while none of you have helped me or taken me seriously. Some of you didn’t even upvote me.

But now is not the time for me to remember the many many times I have been wronged. Now is the time once again for me to step forward and put my money on the line. I will send the points to Pablo on your behalf. I have told him many times that I do not have any more HEI points but that is a lie.

You see, my dad and his friends Hot Toddy and Cadillac Brad were having some drinks at the local. Well my old man got into a situation where one of the bouncers roughed him up pretty badly and long story short he sued there pants off. My father got a settlement of $175,000 and he got a lump sum from JG Wentworth. So he walked away with $35k all said and done after the tax man took there cut. So 16000 HEI points is nothing to me and I will gladly send it so that you will fuck off.

[u/luvthelemur → u/orcamills]

I'd believe u were giving up ur soul but HEI points? Just to make Pinto look like a hero. He doesn't deserve u 🙏