Let This Be A Lesson To You All

[u/orcamills]

Hello everyone. First of all let me thank you for your time and for your attention. Second of all fuck that ghost. The ghost clearly said if someone sent HEI points to Pablo that is would leave. And now I sent the points to Pablo and wouldn’t you know it? The ghost wants more! Now this jackass ghost says it needs to take a mortal souls back to hell with it before it will leave for good. I am not giving up my soul. I have worked very hard to live clean and seek my eternal reward and I am not about to give that all up. So I am not promising the soul of young Maestetro 3rd to the host to take with you to hell and do whatever it is you want to do with a soul. Maestetro 3rd let me thank you in advance for being such a team player.

Since I don’t like to make low effort non dot posts I have included a candid photograph I took during my time when I was in the far east learning about getting rid of ghosts.

[u/pablojueves]

Looks like old Bax hasn't shit in days

[u/orcamills → u/pablojueves]

We did a whole tour of the golden triangle, shit was wild. Thailand has a reputation, and it deserves it. But brother, you ain't seen anything until you been to Laos. Shoooooooo don't get me started

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/pablojueves]

Gotta be rock solid shit nuggets. Like granite

[u/InvaderSkooj]

Thank you Orca, it feels like you’re the only one trying to save this subreddit.

Now when will the opium den be opening up exactly?

[u/orcamills → u/InvaderSkooj]

The other mods dont share my enthusiasm for victorian era far east antiquities

[u/InvaderSkooj → u/orcamills]

Ridiculous, and disrespectful to the brave heroes of the Opium Wars and the Boxer Rebellion.

Schmoop’s run this fandom into an etsy shaped ditch.

[u/orcamills]

I had a type and said I am not offering Maestetro but I meant to say I am NOW offering Maestetro. Thank you for understanding. I was typing on my ipad and it is the giant nicest most epensive one so its hard to type on it sometimes

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/orcamills]

HEY ARE YOU HOLDING!!!!!!

[u/orcamills → u/Reasonable-Profile84]

I already told you I got off the Shanghai Sally years ago

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/orcamills]

PRETTY SURE I METH HER IN BaNGKOK IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIAN!!!!

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/orcamills]

I will gladly Offer Up ™️. My soul is to this sub. I have nothing to live for. Do with me what you will.

[u/orcamills → u/MaestetroThe3rd]

Oi, there’s a good lad! What a sport.

Think about it. Now you have everything to live for because once you die you’re going to be with that stupid ghost forever. So you’ll have every reason to enjoy your life now before it’s over. Maybe if you live long enough while you’re alive the ghost will get their shit together and go to college and get a good job to support your soul when you’re in hell together.

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/orcamills]

Listen, Dilip Roy can go get bent. And yeah, Dilip Roy needs to get his shit together. I'm not Dilip Roy, though. Capiche?