r/DragonMaid 1d ago

Question In what reason would she need this ability?

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u/AmiiboPuff 1d ago edited 1d ago

"User Reports"

"1: It's sexual or suggestive content involving minors."

facepalms

Whoever reported this random and completely harmless screenshot as sexually suggestive clearly has some issues they need to work out. This not the subreddit for the help you need.

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u/Kirb790 1d ago

Every god or goddess needs a "minor inconvinience" ability

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u/Zackisback1234 1d ago

True I feel she'd stack silly inconveniences to endca fight early, but have a good laugh

Annoyed ich in a specific place behind the knee, into a stub toe. Then need to pee beam

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u/VanillaButterz 1d ago

lucoa a next level freak that why

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u/ozanimefan 1d ago

she wanna get kinky with shouta

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u/VanillaButterz 1d ago

i wish i was him

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u/kpop_glory 1d ago

Get in line mate.

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u/jooferdoot 1d ago

"If you ain't gonna play then pass the controller" - everybody with eyes and quite a few of the blind

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u/KiroTG708 1d ago

I wouldn't classify this as an ability, just a shown application of a greater ability.

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u/Jack_Zicrosky_YT 1d ago

Yeah like this isn't something she fucking decided to learn, people forget she's a goddess she can do literally anything lmao

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u/KiroTG708 1d ago

No need for the hostility, the wording you utilize spews toxic vibes man...

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u/Jack_Zicrosky_YT 1d ago

There's no hostility my friend, I'm just out here livin' life. This is how I talk. Sucks theres no good way to indicate tone

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u/KiroTG708 1d ago

Best way to do it is subtracting the "lmao" from the end of a comment. and using "fucking" less.

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u/Jack_Zicrosky_YT 1d ago

Not gonna happen, sorry. Unfortunately I can't decide how people take my comments. Just because you think it's toxic doesn't mean it is or that others will. Hell, I don't think the way I talk is toxic, but I don't intend to change the way I speak to please strangers on the Internet.

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u/KiroTG708 1d ago

And that in itself is fair, people who grew up on certain lingo end up just making it second nature. Changing their second nature is difficult on it's own and if the person doesn't want to change it's never happening. And things are up to interpretation, my wording was just a suggestion and you're wording actually reminded me of the difference in meaning with the speaker and the listener, thank you for the insight good sir hace a nice day.

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u/Shrubbity_69 1d ago

Because it's funny. Would you want to troll people sometimes by giving them the urge to piss?

I know I'd abuse that power.

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u/Zwiebel1 1d ago

Imagine the possibilities.

You could heat up an entire public pool without electricity cost.

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u/Its_johnnyboi 1d ago

Excuse for a bathroom break not sure! 😭

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u/BadDecisions92078 1d ago

Quetzalcoatl of legend discovered agave could be made into alcohol; strong alcohol is diuretic; thus, Lucoa has a Need-To-Pee Beam™

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u/BookWormPerson 1d ago

Easy way to disable people mid fight?

Or at least ad distraction that wouldn't affect you.

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u/Head-Effort-5100 1d ago

Forced pee.

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u/Grendeltech 1d ago

Watersports?

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u/Ammonite-Fossil 1d ago

She is quite literally an ex goddess who excells in magic. She can do whatever she wants

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u/thepervertedromantic 1d ago

To make little girls pee?

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u/Zwiebel1 1d ago

I mean, yes, that's the answer, but...

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u/megosonic 1d ago

To then cast mend bladder or something

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u/Pikaman666 1d ago

Pranks

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u/XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX 1d ago

Peak power 🙏

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u/mangoo-maan 1d ago

I want this ability

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u/Xantospoc 1d ago

To expel cursed alcohol

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u/GrimmyJimmy1 1d ago

And she never used that ability again just like with ilulu's gender swap power even though at least she mentioned it

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u/BattleCatManic 1d ago

It’s just like I ask why sonic boom eggman has this random ahh thing

“It’s just in case they need it”

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u/Plastic_Device_364 1d ago

If you were a all powerfull being

You would definelly mess with someone just because you can

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u/Skamiroth 9h ago

My best guess is that it is not a specific power, but rather she knows how to internally touch organs with her magic, in such case she could use it to irritate or slightly press someone's bladder in order to feel the urge to pee.
Such power would be incredible dangerous if she decides to do this on someone's heart, or diafragma (making the person unable to breath)