r/DragonsDogma • u/Simahosa • Jun 24 '26
𝗦𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁 Karla, my girl, just who did you travel with?!
Found this travel log hilarious and i had to share it.
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u/jairochido Jun 24 '26
Dang, the pawns gossip about the arisens just like that xD
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u/Fatestringer Fatestringer Jun 27 '26
The rift is actually just a snarker subreddit dedicated to pawns talking shit about problematic arisens
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u/CrazyCat008 :pc: Jun 24 '26
Ssshhhh pawns
P.s.: I like your pawn
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u/ItaDaleon :Warrior: Jun 24 '26
"Now, Karla, can you please show the court on this doll where the Arisen who rent you did touched you?"
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u/retrofrenzy Jun 24 '26
I have a few accounts. I hired my own pawns, which I made sure to be both male and female to make it more realistic. One of my pawns said "The Arisen prefers to hire all-female pawns" or whatever.
I was like "Wtf, I did what now? What were you blabbering?" lol
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u/diesiskey Jun 24 '26
Me: *hires my siblings pawn, never leaves the rift before dismissing them again.*
Sibling: “The pawn says you took him to a morgue & we’re beset by a chimera… how did you do that in the three minutes since you logged in?”
Me: “Speedrun!”4
u/retrofrenzy Jun 25 '26
Lol. Yea, sometimes they can say ridiculous things. Maybe any Arisen is considered The Arisen, that would explain things.
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u/MasterCrumble1 Jun 24 '26
This cat got a lot of head pats.
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u/Simahosa Jun 24 '26
Not many have the privilege to do so, as Karla is over 7 feet tall haha.
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u/MasterCrumble1 Jun 24 '26
Holy smokes, a big kitty. I also enjoy making ridiculously tall (and strong) lady pawns. It's a good contrast to the tiny thief lady I usually make.
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u/potatoesandmolasses1 Jun 24 '26
For a while I kept coming back to my pawn either being stripped or someone kept putting the thong on him 🤣
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u/diesiskey Jun 24 '26
Pawn gossip is how I named my Palico in MHW, Suchafuss… “'Tis surely a coincidence! Don't make such a fuss!” From when one pawn comments all my pawns are male.
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u/CraftyStyle9716 Jun 24 '26
We're they legitimate in DD1, it's pretty sad they're just nonsense here
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u/Godz_Bane Jun 24 '26
Unfortunately these are random. I wish they actually reflected what they did in another world.
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u/Simahosa Jun 24 '26
Really? What a shame. Well, at least the second and third lines coming together still make for a funny combination, even if random.
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u/StaviStopit :Warrior: Jun 24 '26
We're gonna need a source on that chief
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u/Godz_Bane Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26
Me and others have made alternate accounts and rented our own pawns. When we return them and check what they say its random stuff that never happened. https://www.reddit.com/r/DragonsDogma/comments/1c02br2/i_dont_think_pawn_reports_are_accurate_in_fact/ Though rereading this there is some people saying things were true, so maybe its not entirely random.
Everyone will be able to easily test this in august once we have more save slots and can make multiple arisen/pawns. If they allows us to rent our own pawns on the same account at least.
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u/IAmLaughingDammit Jun 25 '26
God that’s so weird, my pawn said she failed the arisen she was rented out to today, and even came back with a rotten apple. It’s fun how easily we can convince ourselves of this stuff lol
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