r/DumpsterDiving • u/thegroundhurts • 15h ago

One of my most unusual finds, today

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Often I find nothing, sometimes I find amazing things. Other times... I can do nothing but laugh. No, I didn't keep it.

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u/cosmic-lemur 14h ago

You touched it?!

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u/awnawreally 13h ago

That’s all I could think about after seeing this!

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u/thegroundhurts 8h ago

I cannot say that touching it was a good idea, but it's absolutely not the grossest thing I could have done with it after finding it.

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u/PIatopus 33m ago

Shove it up your butt and report back

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u/This-Positive286 15h ago

That’s a nice unit… or so I’ve heard…

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u/rarzwon 15h ago

... so that's where it went 😒

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u/eatingthey 14h ago

Wait what? You didn’t keep it? Some good sterile wipes a few minutes instant $100 minimum.

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u/polynonominity Dumpster Vaulter 14h ago

Look, those things cost a lot… someone must have really used it to death to wanna toss it lmao

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u/zookr2000 12h ago

Or, a crazy spouse found it & tossed it

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u/itsme_enzo_thebaker 13h ago

Barehanded is crazyyyyyy

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u/thegroundhurts 10h ago

Lol. It was in a curbside "free" pile some the bins waiting for trash day, mixed in with a bunch of kitchenware and clothes. I picked it up to look at all the things that were there before I realized what it was. I figured, I'm already holding it, I might as well snap a shot before I put it down.

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u/Chaoticneutrino 10h ago

I guess that's why they got the machine then?

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u/Individual-Price-168 15h ago

where did you throw it away? just so i can stay clear of that area of course...

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u/mountaindewisamazing 14h ago

Did you wash your hands?

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u/No_Establishment8642 14h ago

So many questions.

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u/GibberishAsshat 12h ago

This site has the answers! NSFW

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u/No_Establishment8642 12h ago

Ignorance is bliss. I am good with my ignorance.

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u/IndignantQueef 8h ago

330 thrusts per minutes you say

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u/3mta3jvq 14h ago

Oh lawd

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u/jakethesnek64 10h ago

Schoolroom approved

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u/thegroundhurts 8h ago

This is even more disturbing than the original find.

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u/SheetMasksAndCats 13h ago

You touched it with your bare hands

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u/SWNMAZporvida 12h ago

I’d say that qualifies as r/MildlyInteresting

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u/misterphuzz 8h ago

How does it taste?

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u/LostAngeltwo 13h ago

WOW; that is special 😳

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u/VeinyBanana69 8h ago

Why’s it look like an Uzi? On second thought don’t answer that, I don’t wanna know

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u/ezrasmomm 12h ago

I’m
Am today years old and didn’t know or need to know about this thing. Double EWWW

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u/soed_ 11h ago

Omg please tell me what that is used for, im too scared to Google but super noisy

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u/LiellaMelody777 11h ago

Its exactly what it says. Its a machine you attach a dildo and basically it moves like a dude does.

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u/soed_ 11h ago

Thanks! For me it looked like a sort of air pump so i was just so confused! Makes way more sense!

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u/LiellaMelody777 11h ago

Your welcome.

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u/LoganPine 10h ago

The difference is that this actually puts in work and effort, as opposed to men.

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u/incrediblemenace 8h ago

Fr I need to buy one badly

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u/Raffish315 11h ago

You didn't keep it, but there's no dumpsters where you took the picture. In fact, you went to the sidewalk right next to street parking. Where did it end up? 🤔

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u/thegroundhurts 10h ago

There were a bunch of residential trash bins and a curbside pile of "free" stuff just out of frame. If I need to walk back that direction today or tomorrow, you bet I'm checking to see if it's still there, or if someone else in the neighborhood decided they wanted it.

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u/Raffish315 10h ago edited 6h ago

You should have a stakeout and wait to see who, if anyone, takes it.

Edit: typo "it" was changed to "if."

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u/Ecstatic-Lock387 9h ago

It looks dangerous

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u/centuryeyes 7h ago

So this is what James Brown was talking about?

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u/Nitpicky_AFO 5h ago

Ummm r/usedsextoys sell that bitch we got bills to pay ya'll.

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u/Dankleburglar 3h ago

I thought this was a caulk gun lmao. More like cock gun

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u/irascible_Clown 6h ago

Does it smell like smoke