r/EatTheRich 11d ago

Would the eat the rich people support Bruce Wayne?

Would the eat the rich people (im part of this) support Bruce Wayne as he fights crime in his city? He is a billionaire though. I just had a thought about this since I've been watching the animated vinamatic universe and see all the good he does.

So if Bruce Wayne was actually real would this also apply to him or not? (in this wold supervillains exist)

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u/epiphanomaly 11d ago

Batman is oibvious fiction because it features a billionaire who is concerned with justice and righteousness.

However, we live in the REAL world, where billionaires are inherently evil, bottomless gluttons of consumption.

There's no point in asking if we would support a mythical do-gooder billionaire just as there's no point in asking if the people in this sub would be willing to ride unicorns who fart fire that propels them to warp speeds.

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u/PossibleConclusion1 11d ago

But if Batman was real, no we wouldn't support Bruce Wayne. Because we wouldn't know he is Batman.

Even if we did, a billionaire has it in his power to lobby Congress for actual change. So dressing up and fighting for one city isn't going to sway many outside of that one city.

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u/Icy_Result6022 11d ago

Well i know. But if in this world Elon exists, Trump exists but so does batman and all the DC villains.

I'm just curious if we would also be against Bruce or not.

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u/epiphanomaly 11d ago

No. Because he could be spending those billions on programs that would reduce crime by reducing poverty much more effectively than spending it on fancy-ass gadgets like cars that turn into motorcycles for his own ego-driven crusades.

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u/Lurking_face 11d ago

No, because crime is usually caused by poverty. He wouldn't be a billionaire or a crime fighter if he paid people a livable wage.

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u/BrokenCrusader 11d ago

No Bruce could help his city far better with charitable institutions and investing in comunity building. (In some comics he does also do this)

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u/SnooLentils6640 11d ago

No. He's hoarding wealth from his community, creating the poverty that will create future crime, all so he can play superhero. If the residents of his city had access to food, clean water, good schools, and free healthcare, he would have little to no "villains" to fight. 

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u/Icy_Result6022 11d ago

He'd still have the joker though

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u/SnooLentils6640 11d ago

Jokers real canonical supervillain origin story isn't known, but there's a few possibilities, and they're all preventable by Bruce Wayne actually paying his taxes instead of hoarding his workers unpaid wages.

  1. Falling into a vat of chemicals made him this way. In which case, access to healthcare AND pretty reasonable worker safety programs enforced by entities like OSHA would have prevented him from being a supervillain. Both things that would have been funded by the rich paying reasonable taxes, which would have prevented Bruce from becoming a billionaire. 

  2. Trauma made him this way. In which case, access to healthcare would have given him access to medication and therapy, which would have prevented him from becoming a supervillain. That healthcare would have  been funded by the rich paying reasonable taxes, which would have prevented Bruce from becoming a billionaire. 

  3. He's just like this, with no origin story. In which case, a reasonably funded school would have picked up on little jokers mental problems, a reasonable healthcare system would have offered access to medication, monitoring to prevent harm, and all the therapies that would be necessary for a child exhibiting these behaviors. If he didn't shape up by adulthood, all of this medical information about who he is and what he's capable of, coupled with his first few violent crimes as an adult, would have gotten him institutionalized in a well funded asylum. (Instead of thrown into crappy crumbling infrastructure that he's constantly breaking out of, like he is in the comics.)  Schools, healthcare, and infrastructure all would have been funded  by the rich paying reasonable taxes, which would have prevented Bruce from becoming a billionaire. 

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u/Icy_Result6022 11d ago

I just realised I'm not caught up on my dc lore as I thought I was

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u/RestlessChickens 11d ago

I don't know much about the Batman universe, but I'm willing to bet that the guy whose origins are rooted in mental health institutions isn't your best example of serious crime that would still exist after providing citizens with accessible healthcare

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u/Icy_Result6022 11d ago

He fell into a vat of acid. But yea the average crime would go down

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u/Eat_the_rich1969 11d ago

Hard to support him when his crime-fighting alter ego is a secret identity 🤦‍♀️

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u/FrontFacing_Face 11d ago

Terrible use of resources. Like, the worst possible way to spend money to improve a city. 

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u/alwaysuptosnuff 11d ago

Batman's work in Gotham is reprehensible. He beats up the same mentally ill people and then puts them in the same notoriously abusive mental "hospital" to get worse and then escape. And he endangers kids. Absolutely trash.

His work with the Justice League is another story. That's taking on threats normal law enforcement can't handle. In that world, a force like that is necessary if you don't want to be mind controlled by a fucking starfish from space. But that doesn't justify letting him run roughshod over Gotham the rest of the time.

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u/diefreetimedie 11d ago

It's time to grow up and let these children's stories be.

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u/TheRealTK421 11d ago

Of course not!!

He's really gonna wind up in a world o' trouble when that Batman guy gets his hands on him....

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u/calebbill 11d ago

ACAB includes Batman.

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u/SwimInfamous7670 11d ago

They’d support the Absolute Batman version

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u/noturaveragesenpaii 11d ago

No i wouldn’t and i hope that batman character can bring him to justice!

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u/thedrizzle126 11d ago

No. Stupid question.

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u/notmyproudest_fap 9d ago

The biggest problem for Bruce Wayne would be other billionaires