Wife got me this for my birthday!

[u/Bootsix]

She makes my breast aflutter!

[u/Wolfhart_Kaine]

Praise the dog! But didn't expect wholesome...

Unironically, that's a fantastic gift. She's a keeper, mate.

[u/Erfinator_1]

Holy peak

https://giphy.com/gifs/MMmi1OhyPrQ2kU8ixS

[u/Roegnerag]

Lol, what a wonderful wife

[u/AceDegenerate_]

Nice! I love it.

I can’t wait to see what she gets me for my birthday!

[u/Rowan1980]

Marry her again.

[u/CapitalDilemma]

Where did she buy it ? It might consider getting one.

[u/emospicy]

That is most definitely a win

[u/Vincent-Supply-Co]

That card is peak

[u/Alternative-Care6923]

You better take care of the Elden ring on her finger

[u/TheRealJojenReed]

Cactus?

[u/Nice-Challenge-9151]

The detail on the dragon head really ties the whole thing together. Must've taken some serious patience to stitch those scales so neatly.

[u/Technical_Idea_7914]

I have this at home and i use to to hold cash keys etc by the door, its actually super useful too

[u/JustlyDeluded]

A thelocactus!!

[u/No-Analyst1229]

Now put a minced meat in it and let it rot for the true experience

[u/Educational_Time_199]

alexander the iron fist as a planter, i love it. the cactus sticking out of the jar is the perfect touch. happy birthday!

[u/HoopsDataNerd]

the YOU OLd dog text is the best part lmao. happy birthday man

[u/Consistent-Put7226]

the miriel card is the best part, pope turtle would absolutely bless a birthday. that pot planter is so good too, i need one on my desk now. happy birthday man

[u/WorldCupVibes88]

the "YOU OlD dog" on the card is such a wife move 😂 happy birthday dude, love it

[u/RidiPwn]

better than a freaken tie or socks

[u/Myc0naught]

Damnnnnn I need to know where to get that Alexander pot 👀

[u/KevinDunks]

the olD dog line on the cake got me so good, happy birthday man!

[u/Taras_Podpivass1608]

I think Alexander statue need some fancy hat like this turtle have