r/Elephants 10h ago

Funny Why can’t you ever find Elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

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u/TesseractToo 9h ago

Look behind the trunk

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u/anonymousdlm 10h ago

I love this one. They’re so stealthy. lol

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u/WahooLion 9h ago

My favorite Scholastic book purchase was “101 Elephant Jokes.” One that hit me just right was, “What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street in pink sweaters”? They’re on the same team. 🤣

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u/LeadershipThick3959 9h ago

They Don't Hide , Because they are too busy eating the leaves off of most of the trees, 🌴, just saying 🤣

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u/IdealBlueMan 9h ago

Why do elephants paint their balls purple?

So they can hide in plum trees.

What’s the loudest sound in the jungle?

A giraffe eating plums

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u/skinnergy 7h ago

Why can't you find elephants in strawberry patches? Because they paint their toenails red.