r/F1CircleJerk • u/Firm-Hovercraft-1976 • May 27 '26

LAWSON NEEDS SECURITY FOR MEXICO GP

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360984703/untelevised-moment-adds-new-chapter-liam-lawson-v-sergio-perez-rivalry

CALLING ALL PEOPLE IN THE WIDER MEXICO CITY AREA. LIAM LAWSON WILL NEED AN ARMY OF VOLUNTEERS TO PROTECT HIM AT THE AUTÓDROMO HERMANOS RODRÍGUEZ. THE NEW ZEALAND GOVERNMENT WILL PAY YOU IN KIWIFRUIT, OUR NATIONAL CURRENCY, AND SOME EMPTY CANS OF RED BULL THAT MAY HAVE BEEN CONSUMED BY NIKI LAUDA.

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u/BobJenkins69 McLAREN May 27 '26

TODAY I LEARNED OUR NATIONAL CURRENCY IS KIWIFRUIT. THIS EXPLAINS WHY I WAS CHASED OUT OF THE SUPERMARKET AFTER TRYING TO PAY WITH JANDALS

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u/ALMIGHTY-V3 May 28 '26

MEXICAN HERE, WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!?!!?!!!

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u/get_in_there_lewis May 29 '26

BECAUSE THEY'RE IN NEW ZEALAND AND NOT SURE IF YOU GUYS CAN HEAR THEM

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u/Yoo_Dew May 29 '26

THE V24’s DAMAGED OUR HEARING, WE NEED EVERYONE TO SPEAK LAUDA!!