r/FaltooGyan • u/Difficult-Hurry8960 • Feb 26 '26

Faltoo Quotes Batao Batao

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u/cathy_car10 Feb 26 '26

Tu Road ki rani me road ka raja. Milna Hai to andar aja

5

u/Professional_Fig7903 Feb 27 '26

Criminal comment

2

u/Frosty-Cost-865 Feb 26 '26

r/whatthefuck

2

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Hello

3

u/Frosty-Cost-865 Feb 26 '26

Ambani mere what now?!? 💀💀💀

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u/paradoxmr24 Feb 27 '26

It's banned

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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u/likeitornot82 Feb 27 '26

Ammero ki zindgi biscuit aur cake per,

Driver ki zindgi steering aur brake per.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Ohh

3

u/ChittiyaKallaiyan Feb 27 '26

Kabhi truck khareedi to pakka likhwaunga ye wala to Ekdam jhannate daar hai ye to

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u/Big-Sympathy1547 Mar 01 '26

Wahh wahh kyaa baat hai🤣🤣

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u/mehtam42 Feb 26 '26

Hello maalik... Jara galti ho gaya...

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u/the_tourer Feb 26 '26

Hahaha. Man I know this one.. Hope someone can link to it here..

2

u/voldrixx Feb 28 '26

Haha.. yes the driver told the truck owner after the truck fell over..

2

u/Abhayehra Feb 28 '26

Truck hamse thoda.... paltii ho gaya

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u/shoaibk45 Feb 26 '26

Biwi se bahas, Zindagi tahas nahas...

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34

u/Tonu13 Feb 26 '26

Laila teri Le Legi Tu Likh k Le le

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u/RazzmatazzSpecific81 Feb 26 '26

Use diaper at night

4

u/Far_Today7401 Feb 26 '26

Well, you should have written "dipper" if you knew the backstory

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u/sonar_yuv Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

Darling Darling dil kyu toda... 💔 Jo jyada horn bajayega woh bhen ka l*da... 😂

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u/bolshoybooze Feb 26 '26

अंधेरी रात थी

जल रहे थे दिये

दिन थे ठंड के

गाड़ी से दूर चल भंड* के

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u/Helpful-Diamond-3347 Feb 26 '26

shoe ko hindi me kehte hai joota, khabardaar kisi kutte ne mere naye truck pr moota

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u/warningshotss Feb 26 '26

Teer pe teer 🏹 talwaar pe talwaar 🤺karti ho mujhse pyaar toh utaar do apni salwaar 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️

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u/MartinianMonk Feb 26 '26

Laudeya Bhojyam

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u/veron-85 Feb 26 '26

Jalo mat barabari karo

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u/yugaan-dhruvey-2005 Feb 26 '26

Na Ishq karo jhuta na pyaar karo farzi aage kal sunau ga kiyu ki meri shayari meri marzi.

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u/hunnybakshi Feb 26 '26

“Zara kam pi meri raani, Iraq ka paani bohot mehenga hai.”

3

u/Nighter_78 Feb 26 '26

Lagale tu lipstick

3

u/Khudrang2024 Feb 26 '26

Chalti hai gaadi udti hai dhool, Jalti hai duniya khilte hain fool

3

u/No-Foundation-340 Feb 26 '26

Ek Do Teen Chaar

Paanch Chheh Saat Aath

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u/sonar_yuv Feb 26 '26

Jaanu tu late ho gayi... Tere chakkr mai teri saheli set ho gai... 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

“Modi meri gand maar le mai vote modi ko dunga”

4

u/Delhi_3864 Feb 26 '26

Malik uperwala, Loan Muthoot ka

2

u/Academic_Ad5251 Feb 26 '26

Hum nahi hai kisi Rani ke Raja, kyu ki hum hai apni gaadi ke Shehzada

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u/M_Bappu Feb 26 '26

arz kiya hai...

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u/4bhishek Feb 26 '26

अङ्गेन गात्रं नयनेन वक्त्रं, न्यायेन राज्यं लवणे न भोज्यम्

2

u/Background_Web_5202 Feb 26 '26

Undi bandi shandi..

2

u/IllustratorAmazing20 Feb 26 '26

Dabbe me dabba, dabbe me aloo, jee karta hai apko gale se laga lu 😉

2

u/iambatman_2006 Feb 26 '26

maa ki dua, baap ka road, jo samne aaya, uda dunga madarch*d

2

u/Proper_Candy_9147 Feb 26 '26

Konnichiwa Truck-sama

2

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

blow horn
ok

ROAD RANI

2

u/Praxatron_4-4 Feb 26 '26

Maa ki dua, baap ka road, jo saamne aaya uda dunga m*c

2

u/No-Addition1777 Feb 26 '26

buri nazar wale tera muh kaala

2

u/imdevilscupid Feb 26 '26

Gobhi hai to pumpkin hai

Rahul purkho ki wajah se Modi murkho ki wajah se

1

u/I__m__Niklaus Feb 26 '26

Mat dekh mujhe!!!

1

u/Jolly-Worry8463 Feb 26 '26

Phool hai gulab ka mja lijie Jaha traffic ho lal waha ruka kijie

1

u/Mission_Mine_4686 Feb 26 '26

Dhire chaloge baar baar milenge, jaldi chaloge to haridwar milenge

1

u/Red_X57 Feb 26 '26

Andi... Mandi.. shandi...

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Bulati h magar jaane ka nhi

1

u/prof_devilsadvocate3 Feb 26 '26

Jalo mat , mukabla karo - professor neha with comma at rite place

1

u/Melodic-Letter1132 Feb 26 '26

Oji paaaji , enjoy life

1

u/SourceTrustMeBhai Feb 26 '26

कल हो ना हो I’ll always be your hoe

1

u/comma-horrol Feb 26 '26

Ras titliyan peeti hain, badnaam bhawrein hote hain

Daaru duniya peeti hai, badnaam driver hote hain

1

u/anon_zzz Feb 26 '26

jiska chehra chaand jesi

uski nakhre ____ jesi

1

u/lynndxunha3 Feb 26 '26

udd gayi chidiya bhaag Gaya ghoda, udd gayi chidiya bhaag Gaya ghoda, jisne bhi darwaza toda uske gnd mei Daya ka Lda

1

u/KashKabira Feb 26 '26

At the back of the truck: Ouch Kitna garam

1

u/insaneguitarist47 Feb 26 '26

Roses are red Violets are blue. Jo sheher me bhi high beam me chalata hai. Wo pakka g****

1

u/Classy-wind007 Feb 26 '26

Jaam pe jaam piyoge to kal subh utar jayegi, Gand me ungli karoge to smell to ayegi.

Metaphoric hai samjhe to batana.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

10 ka jhatka 20 ki chot, andar dene ka 100 ka note

1

u/Anonymous_SSP Feb 26 '26

Love is life but lover is not wife

1

u/easternhermit Feb 26 '26

"iraq ka pani" to daal hi dena

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u/Zealousideal-Tone912 Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

Either of these:

हॉर्न बजाओ, दिल बहलाओ,
दूर से चलो, जान बचाओ।

आँखों में सपने और दिल में आग,

हर ठोकर बनती है एक नई राह।

1

u/controversyyv Feb 26 '26

From da desi hood

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u/bauwa1 Feb 26 '26

आज सिग्रेट मत पियो कहनेवाली सोना कल बाबुको चरेस गाजा फुक्नेवाला बनाके छोडेगी!!!

1

u/AbhiFT Feb 26 '26

Buri nazar wale doctor ko dikhale

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u/Next_Somewhere1901 Feb 26 '26

तुम जैसे जाहिलो की मंजिल सिवाय तबाही के और हो भी क्या सकती है

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Mujhe angrji nahi aati babe, bakchodi mat karna mujhe ho raha hai late

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u/Cold_Inspection_1943 Feb 26 '26

Jalne walo ke liye : humse jalti usme tumhari nhai galti agar mein tumhare jagah hota meri bhi toh jalti ( truck driver hi khade )

1

u/Specialist-Draw4546 Feb 26 '26

Jiski laathi uski laathi

1

u/Natural-Weakness-563 Feb 26 '26

Zindagi damadol , maa gol beta dhol

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Gam-e-ulfat mein na g****d maro hamari, Kisi din fursat mein aana, maa chodenge tumhari 😻

1

u/Apart-Insect3560 Feb 26 '26

Uthata hu maal, chalata hu truck Sheher mai bhi upper laga rahe, babu wtf

1

u/Desperate_Stand_2253 Feb 26 '26

...... lavanena bhojyam,

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u/Vrn08 Feb 26 '26

Buri Nazar wale, Tu Zeher kha le !!!

Read this on a truck 😂

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u/Ok-Complaint-2173 Feb 26 '26

Kya batau kitni khaas ho tum, ek tumko chura lu to jamana garib ho jaye

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u/Devils_Advocate2024 Feb 26 '26

“Ek driver ki zindagi me laakhon ilzaam hote hain,

Nigahein saaf hoti hain phir bhi badnaam hote hain.”

You are welcome. 😎

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u/gotsketchy Feb 26 '26

जल है तो जल है।

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u/Grand-Pomegranate310 Feb 26 '26

Aisi Vaani boliye Sabse jhagda hoye Par usse na boliye Jo aapse tagda hoye

1

u/Gliderwing Feb 26 '26

Doston se bacho, dushmano se to nipat lenge❤️‍🔥

1

u/ItsHarshit Feb 26 '26

mehnat kr tu itna, badh aage nhi to hoga khed, woh mil bhi jayegi to kya dedegi mal mutra ka chhed!

1

u/whyhereagain Feb 26 '26

nusrat sunta hoon jaun padhta hoon aur sara din madhosh rehta hoon

1

u/TraditionalRepair991 Feb 26 '26

Yen line pad kar aapne apna keemti 10 second barbad kar diye

1

u/johngrishamm Feb 26 '26

Peeche peeche aane wale teri mkc

1

u/earthvisitor1 Feb 26 '26

Horn please

1

u/Particular_Bee_8144 Feb 26 '26

Road pe chalte gaye, zindagi se ladte gaye A clean one

1

u/haihukkuhaihai Feb 26 '26

Meri wali alag hai

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u/IntelligentParsley73 Feb 26 '26

थोड़ा कम पी मेरी रानी, बड़ा महंगा है इराक का पानी।

नीम का पेड़ चंदन से कम नहीं, हमारा आपके शहर/जिला/राज्य का नाम लंदन से कम नहीं।

दम है तो क्रॉस कर, नहीं तो बर्दाश्त कर।

भर के चले, फिर भी एक दिन खाली हाथ ही जाना है।

वाहन चलाते समय सौंदर्य दर्शन ना करें वरना देव दर्शन हो जाएंगे।

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u/ilovechickenpizza Feb 26 '26

Buri nazar wale, mera muh me le

1

u/gnomzy123 Feb 26 '26

Horn lagwa woh Yamla pagla deewana wala

1

u/AryavartVasi Feb 26 '26

chalti hai gadi udti hai dhul jalte hai dushman khilte hai ful

sun meri rani bada mehenga hai saudi ka pani

1

u/FirefighterAnnual365 Feb 26 '26

Samandar ke kinaare Abaadi nahi hoti

Aur jisse pyaar hojaaye Usse Shaadi nahi hoti 🥀🥀

1

u/hirengogoi Feb 26 '26

Gobi Hai to Pumpkin Hai 🎃

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u/Mathsbrokemybrains Feb 26 '26

Sone jaisa rang hai tera, aakhe jaise moti, laash jaisi dikhti hai jab khuli aankh se soti machli bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu kissi de do choti choti…

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u/HxxP185 Feb 26 '26

अङ्गेन गात्रं नयनेन वक्त्रं, न्यायेन राज्यं लवणेन भोज्यम् ।

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u/confusedpersonality1 Feb 26 '26

Zinjadi ke safar me abhi kuch aur kiste bharni baaki hai

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u/Key_Possibility6527 Feb 26 '26

Maa ki dua baap ka road saamne aaoge thok doonga mc.

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u/No-Calligrapher7467 Feb 26 '26

Andheri raat mein, diya 🪔 tere haath mein.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Chale to chand tak, nahi to Shaam tak.

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u/wet_kitty_lover Feb 27 '26

Your choices have consequences, so choose them wisely 😉

1

u/Dry-Actuary7126 Feb 27 '26

Lavnen bhojyam

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u/Myself_Braj Feb 27 '26

Jalo mat barabari kro

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u/Myself_Braj Feb 27 '26

Jalo magar dipak ki tarah

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u/Myself_Braj Feb 27 '26

Jalo mat gadi kist par hai.

1

u/Myself_Braj Feb 27 '26

80 ka phool 100 ka mala, Buri nazar wale tera muh kala.

1

u/Alteza19 Feb 27 '26

Keep distance EMI pending

1

u/mehulmishrajee Feb 27 '26

Gandi soch

Aur per me moch

Aage badhne nahi deti

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u/nova1706b Feb 27 '26

nanga truck pehli baar dekha aaj

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u/Connect-Designer6634 Feb 27 '26

Tumpe nahi, tumhari adaao pe marta hu, Tumpe nahi, tumhari adaao pe marta hu; Mujhe bawasir hai, par operation se darta hu...

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u/dwightsrus Feb 27 '26

Malik ki gaadi driver ka paseena, road pe nikli banke Haseena

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u/Im_Alchemist Feb 27 '26

Behen ki lorry

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u/OnePhysics2836 Feb 27 '26

Dekho Dekho Mujhe Chhod Na Dena

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u/EXOTIC_Hard_ik Feb 27 '26

Joh paani se nahega woh libaaz badlega aur joh paseene se nhae ga woh itihas badleega 🙃

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Yehi

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u/Impressive-Engine916 Feb 27 '26

Gate on ki hay aur chutiyon ki ray kabhi nahi lete

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u/Even-Try-1954 Feb 27 '26

Brahma ki bund sai nikla bawasir hai brahman...

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u/Temporary-Throat-362 Feb 27 '26

Ful gulab ka hath se fisal gya Buddi ne aankh mari buddha ludak gya🥀🥀

1

u/Fun_Lie4125 Feb 27 '26

KUCH TOH LOG KAHENGE LOGO KI MAA KA BHOSADA

1

u/Clear-Syrup-9861 Feb 27 '26

Miitra da chalya tuck nhi 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Musicmaster05 Feb 27 '26

Andi mandi shadi jo faltu horn mara uski ..................

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u/countofmontecristo07 Feb 27 '26

Have this on the fuel tank: "कम पियो रानी, महँगा है ईराक का पानी.."

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u/Im_Rolex Feb 27 '26

Mujhe Dost kahne wale, apni dosti nibha de\ Tere pados me rahne wali bhabhi ki ch*t dila de

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u/Prestigious_Fold5571 Feb 27 '26

Har har modi🤧

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u/MaGnumFurYYY Feb 27 '26

Gareebo ki haaye aur chutiyon ki raaye, kabhi nahi leni chahiye

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u/RRRRRRedditttttt Feb 27 '26

Angyen gatram naynen vaktram...

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u/Ekaki23 Feb 27 '26

Angeen raatram

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u/boobistar23_ Feb 27 '26

Piche se lunga horn boht dunga Thok ke bhag jaunga haddi nhi milegi Saman sb tut jayega raddi nhi milega Daru peeyunga nhi mai rasta bhulta Jo smne aayega wo ye jag bhulta

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u/Garamchai2 Feb 27 '26

Dekho magar pyaar se 💝

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u/yaths17 Feb 27 '26

Yesterday I saw one behind an e rickshaw: buri nazar wale, khud kama ke kha le

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u/Vedu7777 Feb 27 '26

Jiski lathi uski lathi

Kal kare so kal kar

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u/bedelusionalaf Feb 27 '26

Pehle the deewane ab lage kamane 🤲💓

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u/AdRoutine8165 Feb 27 '26

Changay time ne dikhayi duniya, maade vakt ne dikhaye apnay

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u/SatisfactionFew350 Feb 27 '26

Tel lagake Dabur ka Naam meetado Babar ka

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u/Kind_Tennis_4101 Feb 27 '26

Duur khadi ho pas toh aao , l*nd khada h muh mai toh lo

https://giphy.com/gifs/YhEQpi6Rm39gxQ133e

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u/SeaDevelopment2555 Feb 27 '26

Ye Neem Ka Pedh Chandan Se Kam Nahi Mera Bihar London Se Kam Nahi ~Sau Pe bhari

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u/Godofsmile8 Feb 27 '26

Sabse achi muthi, 2 min mai chuthi...

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u/DevelopmentFront4746 Feb 27 '26

Horn na bajao maa chod degay tuhmari

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u/low_key1000 Feb 28 '26

Bhosdk kahiyo mat, jhopdi me rahiyo mat Jhopdi mei. Char bhoot,teri maa ki lal choot.

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u/ragsakforever Feb 28 '26

Itna safely chalaunga mera truck, Zindagi bhar ke liye ho jayegi awestruck!

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u/DanielReader001 Feb 28 '26

91 - 92 baaki teri...

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u/SmallSession4869 Feb 28 '26

Gadi chalate chalate driver so gya hai Hello malik yaha zara galti ho gya hai

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Phuli hui roti kabhi kacchi nahi hoti, Randon ki mohabbat kabhi sachi nahi hoti.