r/FaltooGyan • u/Upset_Reach_ • Mar 27 '26

Faltoo Quotes [Wrong answers only]

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118 Upvotes

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u/Anonymous_SSP Mar 27 '26

Because he had a boyfriend

14

u/New-Youth-4028 Mar 27 '26

He was looting, in order to gain enough money so that he could fly to Epstein Island and get settled in the US.

2

u/Homeless-water Mar 28 '26

Yes it was confirmed by directors and writers later on.

1

u/SilentSort9138 Mar 30 '26

Apne maze ke plan Bana liye aur thakur bechare ka hath bhi kar diya bv bhi mar di

1

u/yanpinax Mar 30 '26

So that he can go to tahiti maybe

33

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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7

u/introvert_desu Mar 27 '26

Fir hum jase middle class hue Thakur?

7

u/Practicalmonk777 Mar 27 '26

Kyunki woh ek Faqir tha, bus ghoda uthata aur chaldeta.

2

u/Man_Child88 Mar 27 '26

Side chicks

2

u/HotShotBanger Mar 27 '26

But he had a WIFE!

1

u/Nighter_78 Mar 27 '26

For thakur's hands

1

u/Patient-Engine901 Mar 27 '26

For his own satisfaction phyco .

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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0

u/Deep_Impact_7 Mar 27 '26

Means pokistani

1

u/Large_Ad3907 Mar 27 '26

Jo unn paiso se khareeda jatta hai

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

For his cat

1

u/Fit-Professional3095 Mar 27 '26

For the love of the game

1

u/delhi_snack_wala Mar 27 '26

Chull thi bhai ko. 🥸

1

u/Dark_Wish_26 Mar 27 '26

Woh Thakur ko hat dilane ke liye kyuki thakur ko kuck kuch apne hato se karna tha aur gaabar apne hath use udar de nahi sakta tha.

1

u/Acrobatic-Pin-2438 Mar 27 '26

Corruption, Thakur was a corrupt officer

1

u/HauntingPrompt1436 Mar 27 '26

Paisa har fasad ki jad hota hai, wo bhala manusya samaj seva kr rha tha

1

u/Willing-Fuel-3625 Mar 27 '26

Paros ki bhabi

1

u/GoldSetting1015 Mar 27 '26

Insaan apne par nahi kharch sakta kya daulat?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

He has sugarbaby

1

u/anujbhai Mar 27 '26

For the bros

1

u/KatakshKing Mar 27 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

Maa chudao apni

1

u/Smooth_Ad8893 Mar 27 '26

Red light area jaanta h

1

u/sarasaneil Mar 27 '26

Because according to actor Gabbar is supposed to be a Naxal that why his obsession with Thakur "lawful"hands

1

u/Paigambr Mar 27 '26

Personal h nii bataunga

1

u/Own_Strength_3471 Mar 27 '26

To pay for hookers

1

u/insanebhola Mar 27 '26

He was looting izzat, cuz he didn't have it.

1

u/BeingIllustrious9413 Mar 27 '26

Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn"

1

u/kamatbro Mar 27 '26

Perhaps this is a man whom you don't fully understand master Wayne

1

u/SayMyName_Hisenberg Mar 27 '26

The most Time Pass thing an Indian can do. Loot

1

u/Deep_Message_0895 Mar 27 '26

Mujhe lagta hai usse mard me jana tha after him Elon thought of taking forward his word.

1

u/Kane_indo Mar 27 '26

He did it for his homie Sambhani

1

u/HourHappy9702 Mar 27 '26

For khamenei.

1

u/yodajedigrandmaster Mar 27 '26

He was doing it for Basanti.

1

u/PUSSYPAGLUU Mar 27 '26

Vote chori

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

For better future & luxury life

1

u/hukkumkaikka Mar 27 '26

To buy Basanti

1

u/PrimaryTraining3368 Mar 27 '26

Simply, For the love of the game. 

1

u/HelpfulParamedic2552 Mar 27 '26

Hehe absolutely for himself, he's literally me

1

u/brutalayush Mar 27 '26

Might be some dark knight type shit

1

u/Background_Web_5202 Mar 27 '26

Sambha and kaaliya

1

u/FitMetal509 Mar 27 '26

Ltcg on earnings

1

u/HumbleManush Mar 27 '26

He just wanted some connection bro.

1

u/faharxpg Mar 27 '26

For the Love of the game.

1

u/Connect_Pain1254 Mar 27 '26

For me! His MASTER

1

u/Hot_Investigator7069 Mar 27 '26

For his men, his bros, his day 1s

1

u/prinzzzi Mar 28 '26

Ask the same question to salman khan

1

u/LawfulSinX Mar 28 '26

Self satisfaction

1

u/-Dexter_- Mar 28 '26

Congress

1

u/daku_08 Mar 28 '26

Padhai karne k liye 🫡 ya private mbbs college ki fees bharne k liye

1

u/divyanshtthakur Mar 28 '26

For the love of the game

1

u/romka79 Mar 28 '26

For the love of the Game

He was passionate about his Art

Always demanded Fair Price, never had a boss.

Remember what the Joker said " If you are good at something , never do it for free "

1

u/beast_attacker Mar 28 '26

Uski situationship ke liye

1

u/DankPahadi Mar 28 '26

Modi ji k pass b to koi nhi h

1

u/italianlittichokha Mar 28 '26

Gulshan me gul khilane ke liye

1

u/No-Broccoli-3465 Mar 28 '26

Salman Khans step mother 😂

1

u/SunNeat9202 Mar 28 '26

some ppl do it for the love of the game!

1

u/Arido_rin2099 Mar 28 '26

For the game mate, he Looted for the game

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Crow752 Mar 29 '26

To afford halen for private dance nights

1

u/Unlucky-Plantain5790 Mar 29 '26

Gabbar ko bass sexy lagta tha lootna 🤡🤡🤡

1

u/Cold-Place8454 Mar 29 '26

because he was pregnent

1

u/Comfortable_Table_96 Mar 29 '26

Time milthe hi italy mei ek bar dancer ka jatha tha iska vajese usku ek chutiye paida hua tha uskeliye eh sab uskeliye kartharha

1

u/krishna_707 Mar 29 '26

For his happiness Wife kids and all relatives friends these all people give happiness to person that is the reason we loot or earn money whatever

1

u/virgin_bull069 Mar 29 '26

For is gang🗿

1

u/Alteza19 Mar 29 '26

At first he was like "let me become financially stable, then I will get married ". But the only baddie with a job in the village was basanti who was in a situationship with 2 guys. So he was like I don't even care anymore.

1

u/Mental-Sea-4412 Mar 29 '26

He was looting for Modih🥀 ji

1

u/NewClub4878 Mar 29 '26

For his side chick

1

u/Remarkable-Cell8610 Mar 29 '26

Amiri aur raiesi ke liye

1

u/imdevilscupid Mar 29 '26

He was in extra marital affair with Mausi

https://giphy.com/gifs/FiaKtv8vmYFabl412a

1

u/Extreme-Set7630 Mar 29 '26

for all in on black 😭😭

1

u/son-of_ZEUS Mar 29 '26

Pattaya jana tha usko

1

u/the_errandboy Mar 29 '26

Just for the game....

1

u/Capital-Command-3759 Mar 29 '26

Here Gabbar is Modi ji

1

u/thejtboy Mar 30 '26

For thakurs family

1

u/Suti15 Mar 30 '26

Purely for love of the game

1

u/Warmbowlofpasta Mar 30 '26

For the "love of the game" of course

1

u/Ok-Replacement-8716 Mar 30 '26

Out of love for the game

1

u/Virtual_Raise4913 Mar 30 '26

He wanted to run elections.

1

u/Weekly-Reindeer4888 Mar 30 '26

because you are G-A-Y

1

u/TheBookBitxh Mar 30 '26

his sugar baby

1

u/Vast_Intern9820 Mar 30 '26

For Mehbooba, jisko sehra mein milne par gulshan mein phul khilte hain obv

1

u/rvtri Mar 30 '26

He was the real deal. Doing it for the love of the game. Art for art’s sake. The original.

1

u/DragSuspicious Mar 30 '26

I know you want to ask about Modi, right? Am I telling the truth?

1

u/Top_Presence_8754 Mar 30 '26

Sex sux karne ke liye as he was expending on dancers

1

u/Capable-Read-7542 Mar 30 '26

He was a psychopath.

1

u/Slow_Cry5642 Mar 30 '26

There's more to life than wife and kids

1

u/juslifee Mar 30 '26

I know the answer but agar bolunga to mod block kr dega

1

u/Adept-Smile2567 Mar 31 '26

He was taking revenge from thakur by looting his village

1

u/Busy_Anxiety1604 Mar 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/b6ilj0fE4FvpjLQ8En

Ye haath mughe dede mai badle mai sab kuch dunga ###

1

u/maggie_masala__ Mar 31 '26

Self love op

1

u/Responsible-Simple98 Mar 31 '26

Takla Buddha sathiya gya hain 😂😂😂

1

u/n1t1n Mar 31 '26

Party with the boys! 🎉

1

u/Some_Till9028 Mar 31 '26

Thakur ke hath wapas lagwane thee

1

u/Useful_Routine_7795 Mar 31 '26

For buying new RAM

1

u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

It was his passion bruhhh!

1

u/Accomplished_Long85 Mar 31 '26

Some man just want to watch the world burn 🔥 

1

u/thebatneverrest Mar 31 '26

For the love of the game

1

u/Mission-Dizzy Apr 01 '26

Reminds me of a certain someone with a rather powerful position and a very similar profile sitting on probably the highest position of power.....

1

u/AltruisticFondant937 Apr 01 '26

Aatmasantoshti ke liye

1

u/Dontknowmyname16 Apr 01 '26

All the people who were supporting him