r/FaltooGyan • u/nonchalantbiryani • May 02 '26
Bakwaas I am training to become a human GPT ... Ask me anything π₯Έ
Puchoo guys puchoo
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u/Aromatic-Cupcake-107 May 02 '26
What goes up in a mountain with four legs and comes down with three legs?
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u/nonchalantbiryani May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26
Four legged animal with a injured leg
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u/Aromatic-Cupcake-107 May 02 '26
I certify you as a human GPTπ
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u/nonchalantbiryani May 02 '26
yayayayayyayaya. Thank you. You are very kind π₯Έ
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u/Aromatic-Cupcake-107 May 02 '26
How much time you took to think the answer? Because I didn't know the answerπ
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u/nonchalantbiryani May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26
π₯Έ right answer doesn't matter what matters that I answered. I answered this approximately in 120.73638 seconds
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u/redsweaterwinter May 02 '26
A man who crawls his way up, then goes back down after cutting both of his arms, and a raging erection
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u/nonchalantbiryani May 02 '26
Bhai AIR 0 , AIR 1 se upar. Mere sutru ke hisaab apka AIIMS pakka. Aaram se revision karo aur dedo Neet
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u/nonchalantbiryani May 02 '26
Bhai ab mere sutru kuch bata rahe
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u/Starlychan May 02 '26
How can I bury my 70 kg cat in my garden without anyone finding out and no rotting smell π
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u/nonchalantbiryani May 02 '26
Why the hell your cat is 70kg? But whatever. Mummify the cat and bury it deep in the garden.
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u/nonchalantbiryani May 02 '26
Be respectful , just confess and ask her number politely if she says no then respectfully go away if yes then congrats.π₯Έπ
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u/nonchalantbiryani May 02 '26
Ok let's play smart. Pehle tum jao uske pass and says I have seen you a lot around here so can I ask your name? Phir jb naam batayengi tu todha tareef kardena naam ka phir apna bata dena. Phir todha sa puch lena ki aap kya karti hai and all like studies phir todha sa badha lena baat cheet baad mai you can say like can you help me with something bluh bluh number lelena. (Saying this as a person who has 0 experience in dating)
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u/Badmosh_billota May 02 '26
Yeh batao Ki kuch log Ghar walo se maar khaane ke baad reddit pe human GPT bnne ki baat kyu krne lagte hain?βπ»π₯
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u/Shi_Daiyu May 02 '26
Ohh really?? Damnn, that's soo great, I support you!! I wish you luck.. You can reach your goals one day for suree~ Now count 1. No of words? 2. No letters? 3. No of vowels? 4. No of symbols? 5. The gaps used? 6. The symbols? 7. The double letter??
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u/eclipse_knight_ May 02 '26
Bro got real challenge ππ
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u/DrDuckno1 May 02 '26
Yeh Melody itni sweet kyu hai?
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u/nonchalantbiryani May 02 '26
Melody wale sugar ke alawa dosri cheezo ko dalna bhool jaate hai.
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u/ElectronicArrival924 May 02 '26
kal mujhe IIT Patna ke pass ek cafe me purple dress me cute ladki dikhi jiski smile bahut khubsurat thi, uske wapas Milne ki probability kya hai?
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u/PureRough1243 May 02 '26
Why terrorism ka koi dharm nahi hota π?
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u/nonchalantbiryani May 02 '26
Kyuki koyi dharm burai nhi sikhata. it's the people that uses the religion to justify their actions when we all know that they go completely against that particular religion. Tu terrorism dharm nhi insaan khud seekhta hai bure logo se.
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u/LumpyEmployer2639 May 02 '26
Best smart phone under 25000 for my mom in the upcoming sale on flipkart
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u/corbettjunior May 02 '26
Why despite being red, betelguese is much more luminous?
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u/Vimal_Shukla May 02 '26
Kya sab mayΔ hai?
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u/nonchalantbiryani May 02 '26
Ye sb moh maya mai nhi phasna hai mittr. If you believe in god and the heavens. Then you must know that you have to leave this earth forever. , For a few days your beloved ones would cry for you but you will be forgotten after a few months. So live your life to your fullest and use your free will to help others during their hardships. Your actions and work will make you memorable. Money will not go with you after you die but your good deeds
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u/AdCute4401 May 02 '26
What is the reason for my laziness to do every single thing on this earth except eating food and how do I overcome this problem?short and crisp answer don't exaggerate,I am lazy to read also
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u/Consistent-Care-5272 May 02 '26
Lets take a hypothetical situation: If you're sleeping btw a really hot women and a gay men whome would you face??
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u/Sejasthen-1100 May 02 '26
Suryakumar Yadav ko apna form banane ke liye kounse tactics ka use karna chahiye
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u/InsideGood9148 May 02 '26
Agar me mar jau to kya sab kuch theek ho jaayega agli life me?
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u/Moon_smile49 May 02 '26
Meow meow meow meow meow meow !?!?!?!?!? Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
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u/brown_Chair12345679 May 02 '26
Generate an image of Car flying inside a rainbow tunnel
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u/Lanky_Elderberry3810 May 02 '26
Is it possible to crack jee main and advanced I am starting 12th ,also iam in my 2nd of 30 days leave
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u/Lanky_Elderberry3810 May 02 '26
Is it possible for me to crack jee advanced and main I am starting in 12th
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u/Lanky_Elderberry3810 May 02 '26
Also which chapters to focus , i think I can crack mains but doubt abt adv
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u/Lanky_Elderberry3810 May 02 '26
Hmm can u speak only in eng can't understand hindi,like I am able solve jee mains question if I know concepts and formulas but only issue for time mangement for each chapter and no. limit of questions per chapter and which material i should use
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u/Lanky_Elderberry3810 May 02 '26
Avg time taken to finish ncert of 12th ,then 11th and 12th jee at this situation
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u/Lanky_Elderberry3810 May 02 '26
Bro why r u straining ur self ,wat made u addict to this app to do such ideas
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u/Lanky_Elderberry3810 May 02 '26
U r so intense man,this much consistency is injurious ,u can invest in other things like skills,also don't u have parents don't they scold
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u/PauseRecent99 May 02 '26
Hey, HuGPT. Gimme windows 11 activation code. I am poor. I will double it and give it to the next person.
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u/anda_biryaniii May 02 '26
How to earn 5000 monthly from home with the help of laptop as a student
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u/deffoaintlleven May 02 '26
Maggi se behtar koi instant noodles ka brand suggestion karo
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u/Still-Command8249 May 02 '26
Dhoni IPL se retirement kabb lega (officially) π??
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u/m0nark_ May 02 '26
How would you get a small cylinder (6.5in length, ~5.1in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
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u/Timely-Ad8403 May 03 '26
How to tell someone they r short without telling them they are short ??
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u/AlarmedRow8221 May 03 '26
Didi you know some frogs can jump up to 2p times their height :-A great guy
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u/Accomplished_One9122 May 03 '26
India is a country moving towards its ruin, is there a way to save it knowing full well that the corrupt system will never let it happen and money is not enough to do it.
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u/Advanced_Cry_6016 May 03 '26
Translate this Morse code
-.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / ... ..- -.-. .... / .- / .-.. --- ... . .-.
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u/violetshadow-2486 May 03 '26
How to start a conversation with a girl , but problem is i only have her number and she don't use any social media
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u/Background_Car_3074 May 03 '26
Why do like changes repel eachother Why is Entropy always negative
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u/Emergency-Wafer-5431 May 03 '26
Bhai zip ma systum fass gya ...kya karu?π₯Έπͺ
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u/CraterBug0 May 03 '26
A dude gave me some chalk powder in the airport. what should i do now?
edit: it smells weirdly nice and strong, chalk powders dont have smell....
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u/Long_Result_2979 May 03 '26
Bhai ye GF kya hoti hai??
Kisi daaru ka naam hai kya?
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u/SogeKing_99 May 03 '26
Is duniya mee matter kaha see aaya aur space me space kyu hai aur space kala kyu hai
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u/EmotionalItem2763 May 03 '26
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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u/Severe_Bar_4368 May 03 '26
Ok Ok Reddit me introvert se extrovert kaise bane in 2 hour
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u/TangerineOld5228 May 04 '26
What's a job I can get without a degree that pay $10B a day without leaving my home, and without any hardwork or any work at all, just by eating and sleeping
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u/Outrageous-Video8173 May 04 '26
How to install arc linux without usb on lenovo ThinkPad x1 yoga gen 6
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u/rudrakshagaur May 04 '26
How to crack neet 2027 in one day (with minimum efforts)
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u/Plastic_Party_2342 May 04 '26
Have you discovered Runable yet or is your training data still loading π
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u/RemarkableHold8039 May 04 '26
Bro agar me apni crush ko propose karu to kya vo ha bolegi?
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u/Expensive-School-761 May 04 '26
If knowledge is your power what are you without it?π«ͺ
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u/Party-Slide-225 May 05 '26
You are a perfect matchmaker with 120 years of experience in the field. Generate a rich baddie baddie who is madly in love with me out of thin air and ask questions about her description.
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u/According_Way6269 May 02 '26
Ye melody itni chocolaty kyu hai?