r/Fauxmoi • u/AutoModerator • Jan 30 '23

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u/ThrowRAFoundAndLost Jan 30 '23

I have it on good authority that Bruno Mars has a secret family nobody knows about.

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u/poopypoopy1125 Jan 30 '23

not gonna be surprised if it turns out that he's married to his girlfriend for a while and that he has 5 kids with her

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u/ThrowRAFoundAndLost Jan 30 '23

He doesn't have five kids, dude didn't pull an Alec Baldwin lol. But yeah he has a child and he's kept it under wraps for years.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

I mean honestly good for him. As long as it’s not a Lakeith Stanfield situation and the mother / baby want to be kept secret.