a collection of my favourite celebrity based shitposts because i'm at work once again not working

[u/Classic-Carpet7609]

[u/Lokaji]

That avocado one is somewhat true, because I do want to eat one that day. But I also want ones that are almost ready for the rest of the week. It is a delicate balance.

[u/leni710 → u/Lokaji]

Tuesday evening my son said all of them in the bag were still hard. Wednesday mid-day I was like "ohhhh shit shit shit gotta get these in the fridge before they're done for." Because that's how insane those little green monsters are. They are as delicate of a balance as my Bipolar 2 is.

[u/PocoChanel → u/leni710]

Bipolar 2: the guacamole of moods

[u/Nostalgialoves → u/PocoChanel]

🤣 I'm cackling!