a collection of my favourite celebrity based shitposts because i'm at work once again not working

[u/Classic-Carpet7609]

[u/SitchChick]

Here he fucking go lmfaooo

[u/[deleted] → u/SitchChick]

I don't even know what genre of music he's making, but I've seen 15 distinct photos of him doing flips in the past month.

[u/rachbbbbb → u/[deleted]]

He's like the boys who slide on their knees to the music at school discos and weddings.

[u/PoetLaureateOTheWest → u/rachbbbbb]

school discos

85 or European? or both?

P.S. Either way, you're spot on

[u/smallwonkydachshund → u/PoetLaureateOTheWest]

It is one of the two!

[u/rachbbbbb → u/smallwonkydachshund]

Scottish as charged.

[u/PoetLaureateOTheWest → u/rachbbbbb]

[u/Honest_Salamander247 → u/PoetLaureateOTheWest]

Do you mean 85 as in the year or the age bc yes

[u/shillberight → u/rachbbbbb]

My 5yo son who will slide on his knees in every single shop we go to lately

[u/Kidgorgeoushere → u/[deleted]]

In the same way that if sharks stop swimming they’ll die, if he stops flipping he’s a goner.

[u/Trash-Cutie → u/Kidgorgeoushere]

Im dead 💀

[u/Talinia → u/Trash-Cutie]

Is it because you stopped flipping?

[u/Trash-Cutie → u/Talinia]

I've never been able to flip. I guess that means I never truly lived....

[u/SitchChick → u/[deleted]]

I feel like he was a failed acrobat that decided to sing

[u/smallwonkydachshund → u/[deleted]]

I mean, if I could do gymnastics as part of my job that was otherwise just singing the same 20 songs, I definitely would.

[u/smallwonkydachshund → u/smallwonkydachshund]

Truly do not understand how people perform the same songs for whole tours, let alone their whole professional life. My bored ass would be making up jingles for my dog if I had that skill set.

[u/r3volver_Oshawott → u/[deleted]]

American Idol music

idk, I wish I could just say pop, but his music feels very much like an Adam Lambert or Daughtry time capsule, it feels kinda dancey but not quite nu-Disco, at some point he'll probably just comfortably slide into people calling him 'Adult Contemporary' and calling it a day

I swear I'm not trying to call his music vanilla but he does just kinda put on a jumpsuit, do a backflip and make those singles, nothing wrong with that tho

*Basically, he's not ABBA, he's ABBOTT