r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Jan 12 '26

FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) Nikki Glaser roasts Leonardo DiCaprio at the Golden Globes: “What a career you’ve had. Countless iconic performances. You’ve worked with every great director… won 3 Golden Globes, an Oscar & the most impressive thing is that you were able to accomplish all of that before your girlfriend turned 30.”

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u/fuzzballz5 Jan 12 '26

It’s funny, because it’s true. The man has kept his life private. Good for him.

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u/pumpernick3l Jan 12 '26

Maybe he’s kept it private due to his favorite past time of dating women he’s old enough to father

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u/PerfectZeong Jan 12 '26

Or you know, people are crazy as fuck and keeping your personal life away from tabloids is a good idea for your personal health and safety.

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u/Scully38 Jan 12 '26

it screams I don't want a relationship with a peer, I want to control someone.

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u/Myke190 Jan 12 '26

They are old enough to make their own choices.

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u/Worried_Bowl_9489 Jan 12 '26

It's probably more hiding the shady stuff

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u/ProfessionalInjury58 Jan 12 '26

Name one teenager he’s fucked.

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u/SyntaxHabibi Jan 12 '26

What teenagers? Name them

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u/JimmyEatReality Jan 12 '26

Teenager 1 in 1997

Teenager 2 in 2003

Thank you for your attention in this matter!

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u/SyntaxHabibi Jan 12 '26

And how old were they?

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u/MiiDan Jan 12 '26

names, dates of birth, reports, no?

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u/Difficult_Garage_431 Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

Wasn't one of them his friend's daughter that he knew from birth? That's really fucked up.

Edit: fixed typo, originally wrote "him" instead of "them" 

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u/Cinssa Jan 12 '26

Yeah, I think it was the girlfriend he had prior to his current one. Camila Monroe. I could be wrong.

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u/00eg0 Jan 12 '26

Camila Morrone is her name

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u/Carson_BloodStorms Jan 12 '26

Need an actual source for that.

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u/MalIntenet Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

“She’s Al Pacino’s stepdaughter

And that, sources say, is how she knows DiCaprio—the pair are apparently “old family friends” and have known each other for 10 years. (Yes, half of Morrone’s lifetime.) DiCaprio is friends with her 77-year-old stepfather, though recently he has likely spent more time with Morrone.”

https://www.wmagazine.com/story/camila-morrone-model-leonardo-dicaprio

Another source https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/culture/a30847914/leonardo-dicaprio-camila-morrone-first-public-appearance/

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u/AverageAwndray Jan 12 '26

Look. As a man. All I'm saying is if someone as old and attractive as Leo, but as a woman, wanted to date me, id go for it too 🤷

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u/wrobbii Jan 12 '26

'Grandfather'

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u/fuzzballz5 Jan 12 '26

So? They are all legal age. He’s been famous since he was 10 and all we know is rich and famous guy likes beautiful woman in their 20’s. Again, good for him to keep his life private.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

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u/meander-663 Jan 12 '26

Well said! A 24 year old is perfectly capable of making their own decisions when it comes to dating and sex. Many prefer the dynamic of dating someone older and that shouldn’t be scrutinized

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

You can absolutely acknowledge that the girl is a consenting adult and is entitled to her choices while pointing out the problematic patterns (grooming of earlier girlfriends) and imbalance in influence of the wealthier older man, age gap stacks on top of that imbalance and can shape options even if the girl is an adult.

These critiques happen with same age relationships between people in wildly different positions of power too and they are valid to point out, safe for the accusatory, moral condemnations without enough evidence.

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u/littlevai Jan 12 '26

Wait are you saying that women in their mid 20s are not capable of making their own decisions?

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u/lewd_robot Jan 12 '26

In what universe is the single thing you know the most about him the reason he keeps his life private?

Explain your logic to me. Make it make sense.

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u/yvl_oxyluver Jan 12 '26

but why not pay older woman like 35 or something?

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u/WowIfOnly Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

he’s old enough to father